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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Defense Rests (S02E02)

"Your story about the marketer really hit me."
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"I began to realize that if even you thought"
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"the right choice."
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"I'm sorry you didn't get your vengeance."
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"Mother Holt. Good one."
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"But I am still planning to get some retribution."
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"I got her a parting gift."
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"Tickets to Wicked?"
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"She's moving to a second-class city,"
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"Have fun watching some chubby Chenoweth knock-off"
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"Hello, Lynn."
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"Hi, Regina."
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"No, it's okay. Dad's got this."
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"He's a real sweet talker."
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"Let's cut the crap."
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"Okay. What are your intentions with my mother?"
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"To make love to her every morning until we die."
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"I'm a divorced, retired florist"
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"with a terrible gluten allergy."
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"Your mom is a beautiful, brilliant travel agent."
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"She talks to people on the phone"
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"I'll never meet anyone half as good as her."
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"No."
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"She's the best thing that ever happened to me."
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"That's okay, Pop."
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"I love her."
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"All I want is to make her happy forever."
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"Fine. I give you my blessing."
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"But if you hurt my mom in any way,"
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"so help me God, I will cut off"
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"your son's testicles."
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"Snip, snip, snip. And I'm not playing."
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"Deal."
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"You bagged a babe."
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"The Boyle boys are planning a wedding!"
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"Boyle boys! Boyle boys!"
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"Both: Boyle boys! Boyle boys!"
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"Both:"
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"You thinks she's gonna still love you after this?"
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"Hey, you don't know anything about me and Sophia."
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"about my wife."
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"She is not gonna like this."
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"I was just gonna find you so we could talk."
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"Jake, I'm not here to talk to you."
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"I'm here as Geoffrey's attorney."
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"Oh, I can do it myself. Watch this."
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"Five! Five objections."
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"Okay. Geoffrey, I'm gonna have to"
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"but I talked to the D.A. and he agreed to drop the charges."
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"and nothing will even go on his record."
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"Oh, not anymore."
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"Shh. I had to arrest him."
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"I had no choice. Really?"
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"Oh my God, you are such a lawyer."
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"I tell you I need some space to figure things out"
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"and you come kicking down the door"
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"with the first plan that pops into your head."
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"You followed him into a bathroom"
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"All right, fine. I'll talk to the D.A."
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"how's that? No, Jake. Not with the case."
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"while I catch my breath?"
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"This is just a stupid fight about nothing."
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"Jake, our jobs are incompatible."
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"Look, we'll just never talk about work,"
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"or acknowledge each other in public,"
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"but we can make this work."
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"We're Romeo and Juliet."
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"It didn't work for Romeo and Juliet."
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"That's how it ends?"
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"Why do people like it so much?"
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"And we've only been dating for three months."
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"Well, it's kinda serious to me."
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"I've accidentally said, "I love you," like,"
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"four times already."
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"I just don't think I accidentally love you back."
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"Hello, Madeline."
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"And I wanted to give you this."
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"Sadly, I won't be able to use them."
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"I have never had more power over you"
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"than I do at this very moment."
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"You're joking."
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"I'm gonna call the commissioner."
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"Shh, shh, shh, shh."
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"I know you never would have recommended me"
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"you didn't think I deserved the job."
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"I'm gonna be a ring bearer."
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"Oh, I just assumed he'd ask Jake."
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"it's not going to be a Boyle brothers event."
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"from the television show, Roseanne."
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"Oh, I like that show."
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"on all fours."
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"All: Cheers."
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"My lady stayed."
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"Come on, sir."
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"you took the high road with Wuntch."
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"Not entirely."
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"When I was alone in her office, I changed her auto-correct."
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"I shouldn't have gone to that bathroom."
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"I should not have arrested her boss."
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"Good lonely cop."
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"No, you should be changing her auto-correct."
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"Perez. No."
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"Sophia Butt."
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"That's feels good, doesn't it?"
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"Okay."
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"Then let's get soused."
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"Ah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay."
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"Mine. Mine."
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"Ant. Ant. Ant."
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"We're the ones who eat up all the crumbs."
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"This is an invasion."
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"Now it's personal."
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"Okay. I don't want Sophia to know"
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"I thought things were good with you and Sophia."
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"It's just been a little weird lately."
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"Jake? Hey. Hey."
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"Defense attorneys are monsters. Oh."
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"You do know what they do to witches up there, don't you?"
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"Wait. Shh shh shh shh shh shh shh."
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"any of the good cases,"
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