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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Defense Rests (S02E02)

"Anyway, it starts at 8:00,"
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"so you should probably get dressed."
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"What? I am not going to that."
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"Damn, Jake. You know Terry loves love."
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"I'm in. All right!"
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"Now put on your phoniest smile"
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"'cause we're going into the belly of the beast."
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"Phonier."
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"Phonier!"
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"Ah, there it is. Into the beast!"
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"Brown hair guy. Pony tail lady."
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"I refuse to learn their names"
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"Each one brings back a specific, horrible memory."
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"Like courtroom PTSD."
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"Even the nice ones are psychopaths."
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"All right. Let's get fired up."
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"Pound on my shoulders. That's my stuff."
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"Wait! Wait! No, don't hurt me!"
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"I am grappling with a highly vexing conundrum."
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"I could torpedo her promotion."
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"Just saying it brims my soul with joy."
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"But to do so"
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"On the other hand, if I "praise" Wuntch,"
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"she will leave this city, the clouds will part,"
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"and the children will sing "Wuntch is gone.""
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"What children?"
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"All the children. Right. That was a stupid question."
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"Oh, you and I both know what Mother Jeffords would say."
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""Take the high road." But I asked you,"
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"Detective Diaz, because you understand vengeance."
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"Carla Bianchi. Mm."
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"of my life miserable."
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"It's not worth it."
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"Be nice to Wuntch."
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""Be nice to Wuntch?""
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"Mother Diaz."
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"Only because we're equally massive, beautiful men in tuxes."
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"We did. I'm not here to see you."
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"I'm here to see your boss, Geoffrey Hoytsman."
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"We're gonna bond. Oh, God."
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"Oh, good indeed. You misheard me on purpose."
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"This is gonna work. No, it's not."
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"to say you love me for the first time."
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"Look, the point is, you can't charm robots."
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"Skiing, nature, Atlantic City, I'm ready for him."
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"Sophia. Sergeant Jeffords."
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"Detective Peralta."
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"Carving moguls on a black diamond."
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"I prefer cross-country skiing."
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"Oh, that place is a dump. No."
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"What in the frig was that?"
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"Unless there was something there he loves."
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"I bet he loves gambling."
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"Just like I'm here in this dump"
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"because of Sophia, who I now love."
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"Well, I said it out loud. It's on the record."
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"I can't take it back Just get on board, Terry."
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"Hello, Gina. Ah!"
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"What are you creeps doing?"
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"You made me look away from my phone."
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"You better pray I didn't miss a text."
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"In your two seconds you looked away?"
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"so if you agree to give my dad his blessing,"
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""You will never see me in my pajamas on a family trip."
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""And I won't force you to participate"
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"in our annual themed Christmas cards.""
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"This year my dad was Mary and I was the baby Jesus."
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"Yeah, I know. Got one. Lived the nightmare."
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"This isn't about out lives getting intertwined, okay?"
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"I'm actually worried about my mom"
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"'cause she's been hurt before."
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"Wow. Gina."
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"just mowing down chicks left and right,"
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"Just talk to him, you'll see."
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"Just to ask him some questions."
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"But go get him before I change my mind."
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"Oh. I already changed my mind."
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"Oh. Oh. I'm back."
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"I'm gonna go, uh, check out the food."
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"Hey."
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"Chicken satay,"
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"tuna tartare,"
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"no 'szpach."
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"Unless you want to go double or nothing."
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"I'll bet you can't tell how tall the Sarge is."
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"24. Exactly 25 eggrolls tall."
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"Celebration eggroll."
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"You're on the floor."
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"60 bucks says you can't remove one glass"
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"You didn't say I couldn't grab the top one."
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"100 bucks says I can jump from the roof and survive."
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"Just messing with you, Peralta."
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"I gotta hit the head. Oh, then we'll bet on"
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"You're on. I got a big mouth though."
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"I thought you were leaving."
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"Were you just talking to Hoytsman?"
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"Talking. Bonding. Betting."
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"Ugh. The trick is to pinch it."
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"Oh. Gotta fill up the tank."
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"You're all I've got."
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"I think his plan is actually working."
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"Oh God. Hey, so,"
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"and I never should have come here."
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"Well I read that wrong."
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"Oh, this is insane. This is so insane."
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"Okay, for the last time, that is not what happened."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Let me get in there. Take a good look and smell."
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"Turns out I was accidentally doing some cocaine."
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"You put it in your nose on purpose."
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"I don't even think I have a nose, Peralta."
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"I certainly cannot feel it."
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"Shh. Keep your voices down."
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"What is going on here?"
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"in front of my friends and colleagues."
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"Hey, everyone. I'm Jake."
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"Best picture."
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"Well, Diaz,"
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"Sadly, no."
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"I gave that goblin a good recommendation."
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