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Clips from The League (2009) - Mr. McGibblets (S01E01)

"Idiot."
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"- Ugh. It smells like cat food in there. - What were you thinking?"
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"This is a cleaver."
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"I was gonna bring nunchucks. I didn't think she'd know what they were."
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"Taco, no weapons. I'm gonna go to bed in a while."
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"Hang out in the basement. In about an hour, go up to Ellie's room..."
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"...open the door, scare her a little bit."
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"- Okay. - Just to the point..."
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"...that she never wants to see, look at..."
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"...or even be around the Mr. McGibblets ever again."
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"Oh, by the way, can I keep this for a little bit?"
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"It's getting chilly in my apartment. They cut the heat."
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"I only rented it for two days. We got a deal?"
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"Sleep tight, brother."
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"Fuck."
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"And I like the way that you just own it, man."
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"You know, I mean, whatever. I like to shop and I like fashion."
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"- You look good in it. I'm wondering... - I'll take you. We'll go shopping."
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"I don't wanna sound corny, but it's nice, you and I having one-on-one time."
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"- Definitely. - We rarely get to do this. I'm enjoying it."
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"Now that I think about it, I wonder if there's a trade somewhere for you and..."
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"- No, no, no. No trade, okay? - Why?"
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"- Because last year, you trade-raped me. - I did not."
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"- You raped me. - It was not trade rape."
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"It was like a bad date, maybe. But it was consensual."
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"Consensual my ass, okay?"
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"You jumped out of the bushes, ripped down my panties, and trade-raped me."
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"All right. Maybe last year was a trade rape."
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"But this year, my intentions are pure."
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"You are a completely different player."
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"You're playing with intelligence and tenacity that is unprecedented in this league."
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"- You think? - I got a trade in mind."
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"These are the things that number-one friends do for each other."
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"Can I trust you?"
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"Yes."
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"Mr. McGibblets!"
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"You're funny."
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"- Uh... - I sure am glad you're here."
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"Uh..."
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"Uh..."
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"That's not the dance."
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"I'm gonna show you around the house."
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"This is the TV room."
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"- Do you want some toys? - Uh..."
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"This is Sophia. And this is Biggie Banshee."
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"Uh..."
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"Hm."
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"- Oh! You want the computer. - Mm-hm."
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"Here you go, Mr. McGibblets. This is for you."
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"Here's some mail."
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"Here's some keys, so you can come back whenever you want."
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"You can make a Mornay sauce. All you do is add cheese to it."
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"What the hell's that?"
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"What the hell is that?"
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"Twenty-forty-six calling in."
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"We got an upright birthday mascot. He's exiting a house carrying a satchel."
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"I don't know what this is. But I'm gonna find out."
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"Come on. We gotta go."
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"Sir."
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"Sir, please stop."
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"Please stop right now. Sir."
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"Sir. Stop immediately."
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"Tickle me and rub my belly"
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"Sir, cease and desist."
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"Cease and desist immediately."
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"Halt, or there will be trouble."
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"I had to blow town. Neighborhood fuzz is on my tail."
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"Nice sleep bong."
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"Your mom's."
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"Good night."
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"Don't touch me."
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"Baby?"
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"Come on, emerge from the submarine."
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"How was the expedition, captain?"
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"- What time is it? - It's, like, 11:00."
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"You guys missed breakfast."
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"No, I ate the leftovers you left in the hallway."
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"Guys, we got a wine tasting coming up at 2:00."
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"Good chance for our friend Pete here to meet some single ladies..."
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"...and for us to get drunk."
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"- So... - Come on. Let's do this."
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"- Up, up, up. - Let's do it."
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"Whoa!"
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"Oh, boy."
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"- Really? - What is that?"
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"- What is that? - Were you naked all night?"
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"- No. - Yeah. I always sleep naked."
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"Warm up. Stretch a little bit."
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"- Come on. - I thought it was a rule..."
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"...that everyone had to get circumcised."
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"Pete, look at me. Look at me."
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"We're gonna get you laid tonight."
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"- Is it gone? - Ah..."
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"Don't stretch. Come on."
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"Mm."
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"And I wanna say, for myself, and Taco..."
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"...we are taking ourselves off the market..."
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"...because today is about you, finding you a woman, and losing your second virginity."
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"Oh, you mean anal?"
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"All I'm saying to you is, you have your pick of the litter."
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"I appreciate the generosity."
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"I think the couples retreat wine tasting may be the worst place to pick up on women."
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"I disagree. Look at the can on that one."
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"She does have a sweet can. She also has a nice set of ears."
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"As does the guy who's with her. So you might wanna use discretion."
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"Check out the Hingis on that one."
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"Could any name sound more like genitalia than Hingis?"
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"She's got a nice pair of Sharapovas over there."
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"Some Capriatis poking through."
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"Oh, gentlemen, check this out."
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"You can see her Kim Clijsters."
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"- I think I see a little Becker under there. - I wanna drop my Lendls in her mouth."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"- Kevin. - What's going on, guys?"
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"- What's up? - Hey, brother. Wasn't expecting you."
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"I wonder why you weren't expecting me."
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"...and pick up all my shit that you stole."
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"Oh, yeah. I had a great time with Ellie, by the way."
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"The costume you gave me, she loved it."
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"- I'm supposed to go back at Christmas. - You're not."
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