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Clips from The League (2009) - Mr. McGibblets (S01E01)

"Oh. Well, thank you very much, Captain Hospitality."
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"Now our second. And I don't need a third."
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"- I wanna be the third. - What is this, a clown car?"
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"- I mean, who else is gonna show up? - Gentlemen. Mr. Eckhart."
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"- How are you enjoying your weekend? - Very well."
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"- Sexual tension. - You're sure that's not hospitality?"
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"She wants you to put it in her Davenport."
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"- All I know is that girl's into you. - lf I get rejected, it's on you guys."
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"- Fine. - See you later, brother."
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"Get to it, Pete."
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"Can I ask you why you're dressed like a Russian house DJ?"
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"First of all, just so you know, this is the same thing Vin Diesel wore in xXx."
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"Please stop talking."
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"Excuse me."
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"- Hi. - Mr. Eckhart."
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"Hi, Claire."
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"How are you enjoying your stay here?"
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"Have you had a chance to explore the grounds?"
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"Yeah, we found the wine tasting. It was good."
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"Great. Excellent."
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"There's also some really beautiful gardens and some nice hiking trails."
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"- There's a secret garden. - A secret garden?"
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"Mm-hm. It's really lovely. It's a nice intimate spot."
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"It's quiet."
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"Uh... That sounds great. I'll definitely check it out sometime."
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"Right this way."
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"Oh, come on."
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"- Why do you care? - Why do I care?"
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"He screwed me. He didn't screw any of you guys."
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"Fine. I need to go to the spa and schvitz it out."
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"But in spite of that, I've been having a great time with my number-one friend, Pete."
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"We had quail eggs. Have you done that with Peter?"
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"- Peter? - We had a great time."
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"- We walked around the lobby. - That's great."
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"- Bought me a pen. Heh, heh. - Wow."
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"And, to top it all off, we even made a trade."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"- I gave Peter Ronnie Brown. - Okay."
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"And he gave me Plaxico Burress."
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"- See you guys in the playoffs. - Pete trade-raped you."
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"- You've been trade-raped. - He did not trade-rape me."
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"How many games have you seen Plaxico Burress play?"
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"I don't know. The Giants have been doing..."
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"Ehh! Answer is zero. Because the guy is in jail for two years, you moron."
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"- He told me that wasn't Burress. - How did you not hear it?"
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"That's him."
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"- This is your fault. Yeah. - My fault?"
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"What two grown men do during a couples massage is their own business."
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"He told me I could trust him."
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"- We were gonna go shopping together. - You're such an idiot."
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"- From the mouth of babes. - No."
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"You're so stupid."
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"So these are the secret gardens."
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"...to come and spend a few hours. - Yeah."
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"The old kissing bridge."
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"Yeah. It's a great place to read."
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"And people enjoy watching that, or yoga if that's more to your preference."
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"You know, I'm gonna... I'm gonna try something."
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"No, my shift ended 20 minutes ago."
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"Okay. Good. Okay. All right. There was some confusing jargon there."
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"- Just habit to... Yeah. - Yeah, oh, okay."
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"- I know you've been dying to see this room. - I can't wait."
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"- I need an upgrade, by the way. - Oh."
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"- No. Turn that off. - That's you having sex."
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"- He's drunk. Don't pay attention to that. - That's still you having sex."
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"- I thought it was Benjamin Button. - That's gross."
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"- Turn it off. - I'm gonna... I gotta go."
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"It looks rough, but it's beautiful. They are beautiful creatures."
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"If you need anything else, just call the front desk."
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"I wouldn't have done this if your pay-per-view movies were reasonably priced."
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"Not number-one friend material, by the way."
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"The whole Kournikova."
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"Ruxin's sleep bong is awesome."
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"Hey, you're on TV, man."
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"We got the Raiders..."
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"Antonio Gates."
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"- How are you, man? - Nice to meet you, man."
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"I cannot believe you just got into this hot tub."
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"- What are you doing here? - Just bye week. Visiting some family."
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"- All right. - Relaxing."
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"- Chilling. - Yeah."
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"Well, I can't tell you how excited I am to meet you."
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"Because I have been cursing your name all week long."
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"You ruined my Fantasy Football team this week."
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"I'm just doing my job. My job is to go play football."
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"Well, when you catch balls, it has a negative effect on my team."
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"You ravaged my Fantasy Football team."
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"- You know what? - What?"
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"I didn't know that. But now that I met you, I'm happy that it turned out that way."
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"- I don't like your tone, sir. - You're an angry little man."
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"- I'm about to get angry all up in your face. - Yeah?"
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"- Yeah. - I told you Ruxin would wreck the weekend."
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"Wrecked? The guy took a punch in the face from Antonio Gates. Put it up."
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"- Hey, it counts. - You know."
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"- I like this spa. That was relaxing. - Shut up, Taco."
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"I'm returning all the McGibblets stuff before Jenny comes home."
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"The good news is Taco didn't kill Ellie so..."
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"- Hold on. What are you doing? - Call headquarters."
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"- We finally got one. We finally got one. - Ow! You're hurting me."
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"And all of a sudden, this guy comes out of nowhere..."
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"- Have a good time. - I'm gonna go."
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"Jenny gets the weekend away and you're here with Mr. McGibblets."
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"Tickle me"
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"I am not going to answer that."
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"Taco, you were supposed to scare her. Scare her."
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"It's a really nice private place..."
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"It's really nice in the morning. We have a tai chi class out here."
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"Got it. Right."
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"- Do you want a picture? - Uh-uh."
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"You didn't even look this week. You don't know that you won?"
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"I'm going into the final game of the week, up by 39 points."
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"Shut up. Come on. Come on. I'm serious."
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"- How long have you been together? - Fifteen years."
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"That's not the dance."
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"- Andre. - I'm sorry."
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