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Clips from The League (2009) - Mr. McGibblets (S01E01)

"Would you like to accompany me to the spa?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I would. Thank you so much."
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"In your face. In your faces."
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"- Congratulations, Andre. - Andre will be great."
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"- Good. - That was the point."
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"So, what was the actual score?"
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"We got you baked when you were 8. That's why you're dumb."
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"Tickle me"
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"And rub my belly"
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"I hate that thing. I hate it with all my heart."
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"I would too."
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"- I mean, come on. - Yeah. Me and Mr. McGibblets."
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"...and I realize I left one crucial element in the bedroom."
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"- A handgun. - No. It's a tape."
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"- What kind of tape? - An... A tape."
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"What? You didn't make a sex tape?"
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"No. No, I don't make sex tapes."
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"- I don't do that. - What? You watch porn."
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"Just because I like to eat doesn't mean I cook."
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"...inside the Curious Case of Benjamin Button DVD..."
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"...because I knew no one, absolutely no one, would ever open it."
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"Look, it's a five minute B&E job. I just need someone else with me."
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"Daddy, dance with Mr. McGibblets."
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"- You know what? - What?"
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"Gives me a good idea about Mr. McGibblets."
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"You put on a Mr. McGibblets outfit."
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"You break into the house and scare the shit out of Ellie."
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"She'll never wanna play with the toy again."
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"- That's a Taco job. - That's a Taco job. You're right."
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"- Ha, ha. Taco would do it. - Daddy. Uncle Pete."
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"Dance."
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"- Okay. Get in here. - Go, go, go."
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"- We gotta go upstairs. - Hold on."
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"If she comes home, I'm gonna tell her you're a changed man and you want her back."
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"- I'm so nervous. - You don't have to whisper. She's not here."
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"What are you doing? That..."
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"That's my wife's underwear. Please."
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"What do these cover? - Have some restraint."
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"It's just strange."
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"I would be scared shitless if someone broke in my house."
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"That's why I got those patrol guys."
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"You mean the little guys in the white cars?"
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"- Yeah. They come by every three hours. - You believe those guys..."
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"...offer some protection or have ever apprehended someone, ever?"
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"It's like the Cub Scouts watching over you."
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"- Got it. - Oh, great. Let's go."
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"- So could we watch it? - No."
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"Damn it."
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"- Best weekend getaway ever? - It'll be fun."
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"- What did you think of the Man Mix? - Honestly..."
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"...maybe a little heavy on the Rascal Flatts, but good."
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"- Noted. - Gentlemen."
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"- Oh, look who it is. - How are we?"
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"We are good. What are you doing here?"
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"I wasn't gonna miss an opportunity at a dude weekend."
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"No, no. You have to miss out. You picked me."
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"I already told Sofia that I had some lawyer bullshit this weekend."
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"So I have the weekend free. So why haven't we checked in yet?"
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"Welcome to the Lark Meadow Hotel and Spa. Checking in?"
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"- Yeah. Pete Eckhart. - Okay. Let's see."
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"- Ah, happy anniversary, Mr. Eckhart. - Thank you."
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"- Congratulations to you both. - Thank you."
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"Looks like we have a lot of romantic activities planned for you."
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"...followed by our candlelight couples massage."
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"No."
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"My wife and I booked this trip when we were still together."
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"We're now separated, and since it's already paid for, I decided to bring my friend."
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"- Best friend. - I'm so sorry."
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"- I'm embarrassed. I apologize. - I can see how that's misleading."
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"It's flattering to think that we could be a gay couple. Look at that."
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"See? That's... Only best friends could be like that."
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"- Anyway. - Regardless, yeah."
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"- You guys check me in yet? - We're working on it."
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"- No. - Are you sure?"
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"- Let's keep it. - Let's keep the couple massage."
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"Just remember when you're entering Andre not to say Kevin's name."
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"- I'm not entering. - Sorry you have to listen to this."
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"Okay, so I think that wraps us up here for now."
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"Here's my card. My name's Claire."
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"I'm gonna write my cell phone number on here, just so, you know, 24 hours a day."
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"If there's anything you need. That's what we're here for."
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"- Thank you. Very accommodating. - Don't hesitate to call. Thank you."
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"- Gates reamed me. - No more Gates, okay?"
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"- We're not doing this. - This is a Gates-free zone."
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"Fine. We can talk about my bye week issues."
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"- I don't know which running back to play. - Whoa."
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"- Two beds, three dudes. - How do you wanna do this?"
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"- Wanna flip for it? - I defer to you, my friend."
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"Okay. Well, you snuggle monkeys can share a bed."
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"And daddy will get his own. Uh-oh."
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"- Uh, I'm sorry. - Wait, no."
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"Why do you have rights to the bed?"
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"Did I never tell you? I suffer from sleep apnea."
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"That's why I had to bring this guy with me. My CPAP machine."
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"- What? What? - Oh, my God."
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"What's going on? What are we doing?"
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"Well, I think, Pete, you have a phone call to make to the lovely lady downstairs."
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"- Claire. - Why? Why?"
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"- Why? Because she was hitting on you. - Yeah."
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"No, let me explain something, guys. This is a hotel."
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"When you come to these hotels, there are people paid to be nice to you..."
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"...so you'll wanna come back and spend more money."
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"No. She liked you. She liked your style."
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"I understand on the spectrum from "I wanna have sex with you" to "I wanna kill you"..."
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"Then if I hit on her, and it was just hospitality, then it's totally weird."
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"- What do you have to lose? - You have nothing to lose."
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"If she's rude to you, fill out a comment card."
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"If all else fails, I've always got you as my snuggle buddy."
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"- That's right. - Andre, as the number-one friend..."
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"...it is common courtesy to give a reach around."
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"And I'm well-equipped to do that. So buckle up, buttercup."
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"You're in for a good old western-grip-style hand job."
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"Cadillac Williams. Tashard Choice."
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"Cadillac Williams. Tashard Choice."
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"I don't know."
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"Patrick Crayton."
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"Where did you come from, Pierre Garcon?"
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"What the fuck?"
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"Taco. What are you doing?"
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"Get in the house. Get in the house. Come in."
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