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Clips from The League (2009) - Mr. McGibblets (S01E01)

"There is always somebody to blame."
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"And this week, it's Antonio Gates."
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"Oh, by the way, did you know you have to choose a lineup every week?"
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"...this whole, like, romantic spa anniversary getaway thing."
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"But, you know, it's, like, already paid for..."
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"All right, well, Andre, then I think you're the next choice, my friend."
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"- Are you really bringing him? - Sure. Why not?"
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"- He's so comfortable in bathhouses. - Yeah."
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"- Absolutely. - I heard that."
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"Shh. Hey, hey, hey."
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"Tickle me And rub my belly"
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"- I got a favor to ask you. - What?"
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"Meegan and I are splitting up the stuff..."
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"You guys made a sex tape?"
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"Look, it's in our DVD collection, upstairs in the bedroom..."
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"- No one's got three hours. - Who'll watch?"
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"Daddy, dance with Mr. McGibblets."
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"- That's a Taco job. That's not me. - What?"
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"Tickle me, and rub my belly"
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"- Okay. She's not home. We're good. - All right."
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"It's like wearing a pair of boxers that just covers the head of your cock."
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"- It's fine. - I'm the best friend."
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"Starting with a romantic dinner for two in a private dining room..."
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"The couples massage, I can cancel that, obviously."
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"- Let me give you your room keys. - All right."
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"And then please, don't hesitate to call if you need anything."
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"Did you just rent that so you could have your own bed?"
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"...hospitality and flirting are somewhere in that gray area in between."
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"- Okay. - "Claire was a real dick.""
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"You are an animal with Peyton Manning tossing to you, you know?"
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"Deal."
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"I'm looking at my wardrobe, and I'm like, I would like to be able to dress better too."
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"- I gotta say. - Me too. Friend."
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"It helps you, it helps me. We both go to the playoffs."
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"Yes, you can."
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"Dance for me."
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"Hmm."
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"This has stones on it."
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"That makes it a Mornay sauce. What...?"
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"God. Right into the night."
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"Hey."
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"Gotta stay here with you guys. That okay?"
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"Just don't try and have sex with me."
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"Whose smoke shop did you get it at?"
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"Ellie?"
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"All right, up and them, sleepies. Hey, Taco, Jacques Cousteau."
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"- Uh, that's not our breakfast. - Yeah, we didn't order room service."
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"- No. - All right, boys, let's go, let's go."
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"So there are a lot of beautiful women here today."
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"Oh. Okay. Um..."
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"I got it."
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"All right. Martina Hingis."
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"It looks like the Williams sisters are playing doubles today."
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"I had to drop Ellie off at her grandmother's to come back..."
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"She wants to know when you're coming back."
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"Why don't you give him the stuff and then you can go."
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"All I'm saying is, it's supposed to be a friend vacation. We had our first intruder."
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"Good. Well, please let me know if there's anything you need."
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"- Anything at all. I'm never very far, so... - All right. Thanks."
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"There's hospitality, and there's hospitality plus."
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"- I'm done with you. - He's the extreme James Bond."
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"It's great. Thanks for asking."
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"If that's something you'd enjoy, I can take you right now, Mr. Eckhart."
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"Antonio Gates has not let up."
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"- It's just week in and week out. - One week."
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"- Has he been like this all weekend? - Yeah."
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"- Are you serious? - Are you for real?"
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"Unless you're playing a two-year-down-the-line league, you're out."
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"I heard about it. I didn't think it was that guy."
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"- And that's the kissing bridge, over there. - Ah."
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"- Finally. - Okay. That's not part of your job, right?"
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"How much of me having sex did you actually watch?"
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"Ray Rice. I mean, you gotta go Ray Rice."
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"And now I get to yell at you in person."
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"- Excuse me? - Excuse me?"
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"Well, actually I slapped him and then fell running away. But..."
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"Yeah, we're never gonna hear the end of this Ruxin-Antonio Gates thing."
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"- Oh, God. - Got you, you sick son of a bitch."
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"Another tragic week in Ruxin Nation."
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"And who is to blame this time?"
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"There's always somebody."
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"You screwed me, Antonio Gates."
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"You screwed me hard."
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"A good player. I grant you that."
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"Ten points a game. Sure. Twenty points, even. Absolutely."
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"...scores four touchdowns, gains 200 yards."
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"Drops a 40 burger on me. You know what, I hope this guy gets mouth cancer."
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"- All right. Enough. - Oh, my God."
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"- That's too much. - It's almost better when he wins."
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"That's tough luck, dude. Who were you playing?"
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"He's playing you, Taco."
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"- Do I have to do that? - Please, do that."
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"That way I know you're still walking the earth."
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"I'm in bye week hell, by the way. I didn't mention that."
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"I got a running back... My number one running back's..."
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"As much as I enjoy listening to your diatribes..."
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"...I'm glad I'm going away this weekend."
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"- Where you going? - Yeah."
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"Didn't I tell you? This was the weekend Meegan and I planned..."
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"Obviously, she's not coming."
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"You know, and I could come with you."
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"- Be fun. - Um..."
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"I hadn't really thought about bringing a guy with me, or..."
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"Yeah. It'll be fun. I'm a good car-trip buddy."
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"- lf he brings anyone, he's not bringing you. - Why? We're all best friends."
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"Um... No, we're not."
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"What, there's levels of friendship?"
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"Yeah, definitely. Mm-hm."
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"Look, there's the United Nations, and then there's the Security Council, okay?"
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"- Different. Yeah. - United Nations."
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"Security Council."
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"Ghana."
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"- But I can have access to the United... - I can't go."
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"- You can't go? Why not? - No, I can't go."
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"Jenny's out of town. I gotta watch Ellie."
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"I have to watch my daughter, that means I'm pussy-whipped."
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"Don't look at me. I'm boning a Lithuanian."
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"- Taco. Get some. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, and I don't wanna go, because my wife is my best friend."
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"- Aw. Good. Good man. Good man. - Aw. So nice."
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