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Clips from King of the Hill - Peggy Makes the Big Leagues (S05E05)

"- So, how's your day going? - Glorious."
King of the Hill
"Although, can I ask you if you know a student named David Kalaiki Alii?"
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"The Flying Hawaiian. He runs the 40 in 4.5."
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"But he seems to have trouble applying himself in geometry."
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"Marlin Atwater, Assistant Driver's Ed/Health."
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"Peggy, David is our star fullback."
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"He doesn't have a lot of time to study, so we cut him some slack."
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"At Tom Landry Middle School, we would never think of extending..."
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"special privileges to the athletes."
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"Don't worry, Peggy. David Kalaiki Alii is un-teachable anyway."
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"Un-teachable?"
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"He's like a wall."
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"And he continued to sleep peacefully. It was pure chaos."
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"Well, how about that?"
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"Your first day on campus and you already met David Kalaiki Alii."
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"He's The Flying Hawaiian!"
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"Well, first, he is your age. And second..."
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"David is considered a special case. They call him "un-teachable.""
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"Well, he can't be good at everything."
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"You'd be surprised, Bobby."
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"He plays offense, defense, and returns punts."
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"It looks like Luanne isn't the only one with a crush on David."
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"And I have decided to give that boy the high-school education he deserves."
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"[School bell ringing]"
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"I wanted to talk to you about your class work."
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"I have noticed that you have a zero grade."
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"You have no homework points and no participation points."
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"[Grunts in assent]"
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"I have football practice after class."
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"with a play book by Coach Peggy Hill?"
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"[Pop music playing on car stereo]"
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"David!"
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"PEGGY: Stop!"
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"Okay. Please hand in your midterm."
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"[School bell ringing]"
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"David, I just want to say that it has been a pleasure educating you."
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"- No, an eighth. - Hank! We just lost our star fullback."
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""No pass, no play!" She flunked David."
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"No, Hank. This is an accident."
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"How could you flunk The Flying Hawaiian?"
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"Haven't you ever heard of "no pass, no play"?"
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"Do not try to pin all of this on me. I only did the "no pass.""
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"What happens after that is none of my business."
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"I want you to change his grade."
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"And I am not failing. I am doing A work."
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"This is crunch time. We're going up against San Marcos..."
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"Belton, and McMaynerbury. McMaynerbury!"
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"We need him to go to state."
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"Hey, guys. You know, the strangest thing happened today."
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"- What happened to your frames? - They suddenly went out of style."
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"David did failing work. He got a failing grade."
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"Of all people, I would expect my fellow educators to support me."
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"You want to change the world, go back to middle school."
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"ANNOUNCER: Anda third fumble from senior Charlie Macken..."
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"He's all yours, Princeton!"
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"PRESIDENT: All right. We can absorb this loss."
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"And we'll probably squeak by next week..."
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"because Belton's still reeling from the drug bust!"
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"And there's not a single addict on that mother-loving team!"
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"Dickie, there's got to be something in those law books of yours."
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"Look under "loophole.""
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"What if we got him a work-study like I had at the print shop my junior year?"
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"Hey, look, I got Billy breathing down my neck as it is."
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"I don't need another punk in there making me look bad."
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"I volunteer Strickland Propane to jump through this little loophole."
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"Now, David can work for me till the swallows get back from Capastrami."
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"Hank, can you slap together a make-up mid-term?"
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"I'll do it quickly, but it won't be slapped together."
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"And the vaporization rate of a 100-pound propane cylinder..."
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"It's a work-study thing approved by the Board of Education."
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"So, you and your waffle boys did an end run around Peggy Hill."
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"Peggy, years from now no one will remember what a hexagon is..."
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"- And how is David doing? - David is doing great."
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"He does? Oh, what was I thinking?"
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"I am in over my head."
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"What made me think that I could teach high school?"
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"I so wanted to be like Welcome Back, K otter."
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"open serviceman's manual."
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"Just tell me what you love most about propane."
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"Nice hand-off."
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"Okay."
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""Strickland Propane..."
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""It smells, and I thank God every day I get home..."
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""that I didn't get exploded. The end.""
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"David passed, didn't he?"
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"I gave him an A."
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"Well, good for you. Good for David."
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"Good for Arlen football. Everybody's a winner."
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"I just wanted you to hear that from me."
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"All I'm saying is you have the tendencies of a Capricorn."
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"[Singing] For Hank's a jolly good fellow For Hank's a jolly good fellow"
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"Because we're going to state"
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"Which was crappy."
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"Well, I have diagnosed myself as having the early stages..."
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"of single-digit carpal tunnel syndrome."
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"Or as I call it, "chalk finger.""
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"Which I did. But I gave him that A to get us to state."
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"Hank Hill, I am speechless. I literally have nothing to say."
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"Not one word."
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"Nada."
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"Zilch."
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"Zero."
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"I don't know what you're waiting for."
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"[Men cheering loudly]"
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"Get this beautiful human being some waffles."
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"MAN 1: Yeah! Way to go, Hank!"
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"MAN 2: Get her out of here."
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"David Kalaiki Alii received an A..."
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"on his propane exam."
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"All right!"
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"But he deserved an F."
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"[All cheering excitedly]"
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"Long live, Hank!"
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"Sure, a week ago I would have been booing my wife..."
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"Yeah."
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"But what I realized is that she was right all along."
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"It's time to ground The Flying Hawaiian. I'm giving him an F."
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"David is in!"
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"Sir, did you read that essay?"
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"It's a classic."
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