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Clips from King of the Hill - Peggy Makes the Big Leagues (S05E05)

"Gets to you."
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"who would be interested in the fact that David is being deprived of an education..."
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"Whoa right there! Wait a minute."
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"Look. We don't want to go dragging the boy's mother into this."
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"I'm sure we could work something out."
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"You may keep your creamy bribe. We are going to his mother."
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"And we are gonna tell on you."
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"The Booster Club is cheating David out of an education."
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"I'd like to show you something."
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"David is learning disabled."
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"until he falls asleep every night."
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"I usually come in and find him slumped over his desk..."
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"using that play book you made him as a pillow."
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"He's a good boy. He just has trouble retaining anything."
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"He deserves an A for effort, though."
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"No wonder even I couldn't teach him."
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"Sports is all God gave David."
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"And the Oscar goes to me!"
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"We smoked them good. Bought it hook, line, and sinker."
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"Where's all my Swanks?"
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"Hey. what's going on?"
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"- We told them you were a slowpoke. - I'm not stupid."
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"I can't believe you did this."
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"It's so..."
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"David, stupid is going to get you to college."
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"I'll tell you what's stupid."
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"Me giving you that Trans Am if you ain't gonna drive us to state!"
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"Hey, Miss Hill."
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"Oh, no, David. The pep rally is down the hallway, honey."
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"I guess if I'd worked harder..."
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"you guys wouldn't be so willing to believe I was learning-disabled."
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"You're not? But that explained everything."
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"It was all a sham."
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"My mom and the Booster Club cooked it up."
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"Wait. "Sham," that's the right word, right?"
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"And if I don't pass, then I should "no play.""
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"I probably should have something to fall back on, anyway."
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"I mean, the odds of me not making pro are what, 50-50?"
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"So, what do you say you teach me geometry before the game?"
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"But I could not even teach Albert Einstein all of geometry..."
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"Even if it meant that Einstein's team could go to state."
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"Wait."
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"Maybe there is something you can learn in an afternoon."
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"But it comes out as a gas."
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"with something that's familiar to you."
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"For instance, okay, Gatorade is a liquid..."
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"but when you dump it on the coach, it's a gas. Get it?"
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"- I get that. - Great!"
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"maybe you could remember it like an audible."
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"C! Three! H! Eight! Propane!"
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"You guys need a ride?"
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"I'm gonna be smoking on that field!"
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"But not near a propane tank because propane is flammable."
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"ANNOUNCER: And here he is, back after a short educational hiatus..."
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"Who's stupid now, huh? Not David."
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"PEGGY: I don't know what you're waiting for."
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"Really?"
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"Peggy!"
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"Hurry up and sit down before the PE coaches get here."
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"We've got college football scouts at our games..."
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"Oh, wait. David. Honey, can you spare a moment?"
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"How about geometry practice after that..."
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"David!"
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"[Tense instrumental music]"
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"A giant rat crawled into my inbox and died."
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"Yeah. David drops Mrs. Hill's class, takes a work-study at Terrell's print shop."
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"Can I have a chair?"
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"your A brings him to a respectable passing C."
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"Because he gave David Kalaiki Alii an A."
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"- Because he gave-- - All right."
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"So, I'm afraid I will have to take an emergency medical leave."
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"[Men booing]"
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"[Crowd booing]"
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"Now, hold on."
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"I think that there might be people..."
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"and the secretary of education."
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"I know all my ABC's."
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"Yes. But I would have said "scheme." It conveys more sneakiness."
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"And if you want to remember the chemical formula for propane C3H8..."
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"Wait. Did you poop yourself?"
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"David!"
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"HANK: right along with you guys. DALE: You were, Hank."
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"My secretary messed up again? She is so fired."
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"Excuse me. But I cannot let you ruin that boy's life."
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"All right!"
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"- There you are! - David."
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"[Peggy chuckling]"
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"So right now he's on honor roll."
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"I will not have a respected educator bend over for his own beer."
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"Well, then..."
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"Thanks to you, Mrs. K.A."
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"Now he's out for three weeks academic suspension."
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"you have never once gotten sick..."
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"And the man walked around the world and said to the king:"
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""Sir-com e for-a nce.""
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"and they're not coming to watch David draw a triangle."
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"If I were to give David a passing grade, that would be a failure on my part."
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"It's too late here."
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"And it wasn't a conference game."
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"at 70 degrees Fahrenheit, is how many BTU's per hour?"
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"May God have mercy on me."
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"We kept you in the game, stud."
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"Really?"
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"in an afternoon."
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"Hey, but that's not right."
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"Propane! Hike!"
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