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Clips from King of the Hill - Father of the Bribe (S06E06)

"Bobby, I'm reaching out. Don't leave me hanging, big guy."
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"You and I may have many differences. But we do have one thing in common."
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"We both want what's best for my little girl."
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"That's true."
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"Bobby, deep inside those folds..."
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"you must know that you and Connie do not belong together."
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"She is destined for Harvard."
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"You are destined for something less. Maybe retail."
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"Connie will be a concert violinist."
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"And we will find a way to be on the road together."
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"That is the future!"
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"You think about it!"
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"$300 buy a lot of fake vomit for comedy act."
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"I can't believe my dad tried to bribe you."
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"Someday I'm gonna put him in such a second-tier nursing home."
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"This is torture! We can't hold hands in school."
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"We can't hold hands at home."
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"If we don't hold hands soon, I'm gonna lose it!"
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"[crying] Mom! Dad! Bobby broke up with me!"
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"Wow! You have taught me the meaning of total surprise."
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"He said he liked me, but he wasn't ""in like"" with me."
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"[sobbing]"
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"I don't know about this. It's one thing to bribe a judge. But--"
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"Better she cry now for 10 minutes, than spend 45 years crying..."
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"that Bobby Hill still not get promotion at dirt factory."
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"-Sorry, sir. -Not at all."
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"(Connie) Bobby!"
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"Gun it!"
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"Connie, will you hold my hand?"
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"I'd love to."
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"[yawns]"
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"If your dad knew he paid us $300 to hold hands..."
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"Good. He doesn't care about me at all."
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"to pass my bio midterm."
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"You're gonna fail a test on purpose?"
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"You have never been more beautiful to me than you are right now."
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"After 60 hours on the air, folks, I have to apologize."
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"That last caller was not the real Spiro Agnew."
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"Although he did make some cogent points."
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"It's live talk radio, people, Workiig without a iet here,"
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"Okay, our iext caller from iearby McMayierbury,,,"
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"oh, it must be a wiidy day,,,"
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"is, aid this is quite ai hoior,,,"
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"former Soviet Premier Leoiid Brezhiev,"
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"C, C-plus, two B-minuses."
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"[sighs]"
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"You really did it this time, Son."
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"You set realistic goals and you reached them. Way to go!"
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"(Peggy) With grades like that..."
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"you could become governor and then president someday."
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"Even regular A, we're not so crazy about. What's going on?"
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"The frog I had to dissect was looking at me just like Bobby used to."
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"[grunts]"
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"Pretty soon I'll be getting much better grades."
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"They're taking me out of Honors Bio and putting me in life-skills class."
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"[screaming]"
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"There it is again."
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"Now, the proper way to clean your ears is to gently swab around the rim."
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"Puncture the eardrum and you'll hear a pop, followed by a lifetime of silence."
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"Is he gonna say anything about the anatomical structure of the ear?"
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"No. Just the cleaning. This is actually a review from yesterday."
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"Got that? Cotton swabs."
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"Passing notes, Connie? ""I'm so bored I could kill myself?"""
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"[gasps]"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I ain't seen you folks since Connie won the science fair."
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"No!"
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"I caught her passing this note to Bobby."
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"I gotta make sure your kids aren't planning some kind of..."
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"It's possible that Connie, for some reason, just wasn't interested..."
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"But isn't it more likely that she is a deeply troubled little girl..."
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"and this is her cry for help?"
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"Connie don't need help. She perfect. That's why we love her."
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"Perfect, huh? I notice Connie's grades have been slipping."
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"That's often a warning sign."
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"[speaking Laotian]"
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"Bobby...."
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"[speaking Laotian]"
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"Bobby...."
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"Okay, okay! It's because Bobby dumped Connie!"
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"What? They broke up? Did you know about this?"
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"Hank, I am not on trial here."
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"-Can I have some water? -It's all my fault!"
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"I never think he good enough for my girl!"
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"Now I realize Bobby Hill only thing keeping her alive."
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"Of all the kids you march in here, Peterson, you finally got one right."
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"We're gonna have to give back that $300."
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"Where are we gonna get $20?"
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"(Hank) Well, thank you, Carl."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"All your mother and I ever want for you is to be happy."
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"That's why we push you so hard."
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"And now you're not happy being away from Bobby Hill."
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"Perfect!"
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"Now those feelings are of love."
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"I told you about the sperm-couit-loweriig soft driiks,"
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"Told you about SuperCuts catalogiig DNA, I'm ruiiiig dry here, Wait!"
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"Is there aiy coicrete evideice that Hawaii actually exists,,,,"
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"Does aiyoie remember The Drifters?"
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"[Uider The Boardwalk by The Drifters playing on radio]"
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"All these years, Bobby wasn't good enough for Connie."
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"Now suddenly Kahn's kissing our asses like the paperboy at Christmas time."
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"I can tell you this: the suicidal ones are trouble."
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"Connie's not suicidal, she was just upset."
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"It's not like when we were kids, Peggy."
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"Piano or fish?"
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"[glass clinking]"
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"Ah, Amore!"
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"Now let us drink to this young couple..."
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"But Bobby really is the better kisser."
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"All that jazz."
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"On the plus side, now that he thinks you want to kill yourself..."
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"he hasn't tried to kill me."
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"I must say Bobby is very light on his feet for a boy of his shape."
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"Like a young Jackie Gleason."
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"What Bobby doing tomorrow at 6:00?"
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"Let's see.... Yeah. Tomorrow at 6:00 it is."
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"Monday was the roller rink. Tonight we see Bathtub ofBlood Two,,,"
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"starring Julia Roberts' brother."
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"(Dale) Dateliie Arlei, What hot youig couple, her hot pareits,,,"
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