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Clips from King of the Hill - Father of the Bribe (S06E06)
"Bobby, I'm reaching out. Don't leave me hanging, big guy."
King of the Hill
"You and I may have many differences. But we do have one thing in common."
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"We both want what's best for my little girl."
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"That's true."
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"Bobby, deep inside those folds..."
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"you must know that you and Connie do not belong together."
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"She is destined for Harvard."
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"You are destined for something less. Maybe retail."
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"Connie will be a concert violinist."
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"And we will find a way to be on the road together."
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"That is the future!"
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"You think about it!"
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"$300 buy a lot of fake vomit for comedy act."
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"I can't believe my dad tried to bribe you."
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"Someday I'm gonna put him in such a second-tier nursing home."
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"This is torture! We can't hold hands in school."
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"We can't hold hands at home."
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"If we don't hold hands soon, I'm gonna lose it!"
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"[crying] Mom! Dad! Bobby broke up with me!"
King of the Hill
"Wow! You have taught me the meaning of total surprise."
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"He said he liked me, but he wasn't ""in like"" with me."
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"[sobbing]"
King of the Hill
"I don't know about this. It's one thing to bribe a judge. But--"
King of the Hill
"Better she cry now for 10 minutes, than spend 45 years crying..."
King of the Hill
"that Bobby Hill still not get promotion at dirt factory."
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"-Sorry, sir. -Not at all."
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"(Connie) Bobby!"
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"Gun it!"
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"Connie, will you hold my hand?"
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"I'd love to."
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"[yawns]"
King of the Hill
"If your dad knew he paid us $300 to hold hands..."
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"Good. He doesn't care about me at all."
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"to pass my bio midterm."
King of the Hill
"You're gonna fail a test on purpose?"
King of the Hill
"You have never been more beautiful to me than you are right now."
King of the Hill
"After 60 hours on the air, folks, I have to apologize."
King of the Hill
"That last caller was not the real Spiro Agnew."
King of the Hill
"Although he did make some cogent points."
King of the Hill
"It's live talk radio, people, Workiig without a iet here,"
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"Okay, our iext caller from iearby McMayierbury,,,"
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"oh, it must be a wiidy day,,,"
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"is, aid this is quite ai hoior,,,"
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"former Soviet Premier Leoiid Brezhiev,"
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"C, C-plus, two B-minuses."
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"[sighs]"
King of the Hill
"You really did it this time, Son."
King of the Hill
"You set realistic goals and you reached them. Way to go!"
King of the Hill
"(Peggy) With grades like that..."
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"you could become governor and then president someday."
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"Even regular A, we're not so crazy about. What's going on?"
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"The frog I had to dissect was looking at me just like Bobby used to."
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"[grunts]"
King of the Hill
"Pretty soon I'll be getting much better grades."
King of the Hill
"They're taking me out of Honors Bio and putting me in life-skills class."
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"[screaming]"
King of the Hill
"There it is again."
King of the Hill
"Now, the proper way to clean your ears is to gently swab around the rim."
King of the Hill
"Puncture the eardrum and you'll hear a pop, followed by a lifetime of silence."
King of the Hill
"Is he gonna say anything about the anatomical structure of the ear?"
King of the Hill
"No. Just the cleaning. This is actually a review from yesterday."
King of the Hill
"Got that? Cotton swabs."
King of the Hill
"Passing notes, Connie? ""I'm so bored I could kill myself?"""
King of the Hill
"[gasps]"
King of the Hill
"Oh, my God!"
King of the Hill
"I ain't seen you folks since Connie won the science fair."
King of the Hill
"No!"
King of the Hill
"I caught her passing this note to Bobby."
King of the Hill
"I gotta make sure your kids aren't planning some kind of..."
King of the Hill
"It's possible that Connie, for some reason, just wasn't interested..."
King of the Hill
"But isn't it more likely that she is a deeply troubled little girl..."
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"and this is her cry for help?"
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"Connie don't need help. She perfect. That's why we love her."
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"Perfect, huh? I notice Connie's grades have been slipping."
King of the Hill
"That's often a warning sign."
King of the Hill
"[speaking Laotian]"
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"Bobby...."
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"[speaking Laotian]"
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"Bobby...."
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"Okay, okay! It's because Bobby dumped Connie!"
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"What? They broke up? Did you know about this?"
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"Hank, I am not on trial here."
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"-Can I have some water? -It's all my fault!"
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"I never think he good enough for my girl!"
King of the Hill
"Now I realize Bobby Hill only thing keeping her alive."
King of the Hill
"Of all the kids you march in here, Peterson, you finally got one right."
King of the Hill
"We're gonna have to give back that $300."
King of the Hill
"Where are we gonna get $20?"
King of the Hill
"(Hank) Well, thank you, Carl."
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"No, no, no, no."
King of the Hill
"All your mother and I ever want for you is to be happy."
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"That's why we push you so hard."
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"And now you're not happy being away from Bobby Hill."
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"Perfect!"
King of the Hill
"Now those feelings are of love."
King of the Hill
"I told you about the sperm-couit-loweriig soft driiks,"
King of the Hill
"Told you about SuperCuts catalogiig DNA, I'm ruiiiig dry here, Wait!"
King of the Hill
"Is there aiy coicrete evideice that Hawaii actually exists,,,,"
King of the Hill
"Does aiyoie remember The Drifters?"
King of the Hill
"[Uider The Boardwalk by The Drifters playing on radio]"
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"All these years, Bobby wasn't good enough for Connie."
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"Now suddenly Kahn's kissing our asses like the paperboy at Christmas time."
King of the Hill
"I can tell you this: the suicidal ones are trouble."
King of the Hill
"Connie's not suicidal, she was just upset."
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"It's not like when we were kids, Peggy."
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"Piano or fish?"
King of the Hill
"[glass clinking]"
King of the Hill
"Ah, Amore!"
King of the Hill
"Now let us drink to this young couple..."
King of the Hill
"But Bobby really is the better kisser."
King of the Hill
"All that jazz."
King of the Hill
"On the plus side, now that he thinks you want to kill yourself..."
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"he hasn't tried to kill me."
King of the Hill
"I must say Bobby is very light on his feet for a boy of his shape."
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"Like a young Jackie Gleason."
King of the Hill
"What Bobby doing tomorrow at 6:00?"
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"Let's see.... Yeah. Tomorrow at 6:00 it is."
King of the Hill
"Monday was the roller rink. Tonight we see Bathtub ofBlood Two,,,"
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"starring Julia Roberts' brother."
King of the Hill
"(Dale) Dateliie Arlei, What hot youig couple, her hot pareits,,,"
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