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Clips from King of the Hill - Father of the Bribe (S06E06)

"aid his pareits were seei caioodliig over ioodles at Chow Maii?"
King of the Hill
"That's M-A-l-N, 6325 North Maii Street,"
King of the Hill
"How about you and I mosey over to refreshment stand for long time?"
King of the Hill
"Leave the lovebirds all alone."
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"[laughing]"
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"First time all week we've been alone and you're doing homework?"
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"I'm not gonna get into Harvard watching slasher films."
King of the Hill
"You always hated when your dad made you study."
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"And now you're doing it behind his back?"
King of the Hill
"Bobby, I don't overachieve because my dad makes me. I do it because...."
King of the Hill
"Well, there are some very complicated psychological reasons that I don't..."
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"quite understand, because you keep talking!"
King of the Hill
"Is it me? Or is it getting a little nerdy in here?"
King of the Hill
"(Kahn) Thanks for paying for Milk Duds."
King of the Hill
"Well, just getting you back for the steak and lobster."
King of the Hill
"Can't you stop talking about school? I wish Joseph was here."
King of the Hill
"Now there's a guy who enjoys watching a good stabbing."
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"to carry on an intelligent conversation with."
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"I wish it was here, so I could throw it out the window!"
King of the Hill
"I'd like to see you try. It would be Bobby Hill's last movement!"
King of the Hill
"[scoffs] You don't even get it. It's a music joke! ""Movement?"""
King of the Hill
"My mind went right to poop."
King of the Hill
"My God! What happened to the Mrs. I.P. Daley..."
King of the Hill
"I checked into the Jolly Roger with?"
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"She doesn't want to have to pick a medical school..."
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"based on what clown college you get into!"
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"[Kahn exclaims]"
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"Do something! You're killing her!"
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"(Dale) Cock-a-doodle-doo! It's the moriiig zoo!"
King of the Hill
"Morning, baby!"
King of the Hill
"You look sad. You must be upset about fight with Bobby."
King of the Hill
"But that okay."
King of the Hill
"I'm not sure I want to do anything with Bobby."
King of the Hill
"What? No, no, no, no! Come on!"
King of the Hill
"We go deep-fry some peanut butter and banana sandwiches."
King of the Hill
"He can fry a banana sandwich pretty quick. So, spill it!"
King of the Hill
"Mom, I was never suicidal. And Bobby and I never broke up."
King of the Hill
"We were only pretending so we could spend more time together."
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"You lied to us?"
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"Yeah. But now that we've spent all this time together..."
King of the Hill
"You know, honey, back in Laos, I was dating Phoukong Vivarad."
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"He the vice president of acquisitions for lngersoll-Rand."
King of the Hill
"Then I met your dad."
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"He pull up oi cherry moped weariig tight, shiiy shirt,,,"
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"aid a pompadour,,,,"
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"Daddy was a bad boy?"
King of the Hill
"Boy, how the Geieral hate him,"
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"The corporate boy or the bad boy,"
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"Okay. You picked Dad because Grandpa hated him."
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"So I should stay with Bobby?"
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"I knew he was right for me."
King of the Hill
"I can't tell you if Bobby right for you or not."
King of the Hill
"Your Dad can't tell you either. Only you can decide."
King of the Hill
"by oie ofmy key spoisors,,,"
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"Dale's Dead Bug, who pulled all his ads, Coward,"
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"microphone 24 hours a day."
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"[speaking Spanish]"
King of the Hill
"Octavio."
King of the Hill
"There something you want to talk to your mother about?"
King of the Hill
"Dad, I'm thinking of calling it quits with Connie."
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"Bobby, ladies don't like mind games and drama..."
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"they like predictability."
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"I don't want to hurt her."
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"How do I do it?"
King of the Hill
"Well, I've only been with your Mom, and we never broke up."
King of the Hill
"But I have fired people at Strickland Propane. You got to be honest."
King of the Hill
"Tell them how they didn't meet your..."
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"expectations and promise them a good recommendation."
King of the Hill
"(Bobby) You're terrible at this."
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"I know. I hate video games."
King of the Hill
"I know."
King of the Hill
"Well, you've been a valuable part of the organization for two years now."
King of the Hill
"Are you firing me?"
King of the Hill
"[mumbling]"
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"I think we should break up."
King of the Hill
"What? But I came here to break up with you."
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"No. I mean it."
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"""Bobby, there are some fundamental differences that suggest...."""
King of the Hill
"My God! You are such a nerd!"
King of the Hill
"I know! And all you care about is having fun."
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"I know! And you don't!"
King of the Hill
"I know!"
King of the Hill
"I guess it's gonna be kind of weird not being boyfriend and girlfriend anymore."
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"No, no. We're still friends, right?"
King of the Hill
"Sure. Unless you're moving."
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"Neither am l."
King of the Hill
"Maybe we could hold hands one last time?"
King of the Hill
"[bell ringing]"
King of the Hill
"A constant barrage of eye-opening conspiracies and ad-libbed innuendi."
King of the Hill
"[violin playing]"
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"[groans]"
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"[shouts]"
King of the Hill
"Children, I implore you."
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"I thought the General liked me."
King of the Hill
"I will not end up behind a counter! I will be a prop comic."
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"I'm so upset. I can't concentrate."
King of the Hill
"Yeah. Well, things have gone downhill since then."
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"We think she's suicidal."
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"I jump, you jump, Dungeons and Dragons crap."
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"[speaking Laotian]"
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"[both speaking Laotian]"
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"I am not even sure Bobby should take her back."
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"-Piano. -Piano."
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"It is in the air tonight."
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"Get out on dance floor. Hand on shoulders. Stare in eyes."
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"It's so creepy the way they keep staring at us."
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"[groaning]"
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"[mai chatteriig]"
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"I schedule hot-air balloon ride for two of you."
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"Yeah, Kahn. You go fry your bananas. Knock yourself out."
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"(Dale) Well, folks, earlier I made some commeits that were deemed iiseisitive,,,"
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"Again?"
King of the Hill
"Right. Friends."
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"And still neighbors."
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"[students chattering]"
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"[whistling]"
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"[Kahn screaming]"
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"Kissy-kissy."
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"[piano playing]"
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"[grunting]"
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