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Clips from Community (2009) - Modern Espionage (S06E06)

Todd, you know you don't have to creep around to be weird, right?

"Todd, you know you don't have to creep around to be weird, right?"

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You're weird at picnics.

"You're weird at picnics."

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I heard it was banned.

"I heard it was banned."

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Oh! Aah!

"Oh! Aah!"

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Seriously, you don't?

"Seriously, you don't?"

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This is from huffing paint, I swear.

"This is from huffing paint, I swear."

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Escort Alex Osbourne off campus.

"Escort Alex Osbourne off campus."

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Hold your horse panties.

"Hold your horse panties."

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You didn't tell me you knew my name.

"You didn't tell me you knew my name."

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Look, I was about to take Todd out, and then we both got shot.

"Look, I was about to take Todd out, and then we both got shot."

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No.

"No."

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Dean, I respect that you are my boss, so either fire me or

"Dean, I respect that you are my boss, so either fire me or"

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Good morning.

"Good morning."

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This era is over.

"This era is over."

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Sure it is.

"Sure it is."

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Custodian Lapari is gonna be honored this week at the Gala for

"Custodian Lapari is gonna be honored this week at the Gala for"

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Just because I'm not playing doesn't mean I'm the weenie that tells

"Just because I'm not playing doesn't mean I'm the weenie that tells"

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Yeah. Yeah.

"Yeah. Yeah."

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What the hell?

"What the hell?"

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Don't do anything stupid.

"Don't do anything stupid."

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Why would you ask that after learning you aren't a bat?

"Why would you ask that after learning you aren't a bat?"

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Hello.

"Hello."

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And for what it's worth, thank you for teaching me the cool,

"And for what it's worth, thank you for teaching me the cool,"

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Don't hate the player.

"Don't hate the player."

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If that means what I think it means, we're dealing with gibberish.

"If that means what I think it means, we're dealing with gibberish."

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Unless you always do it immediately before a paintball player is taken out

"Unless you always do it immediately before a paintball player is taken out"

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And unless the IP that you're connecting to is this one.

"And unless the IP that you're connecting to is this one."

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So who's the Silver paintballs guy?

"So who's the Silver paintballs guy?"

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desperates, but des, but

"desperates, but des, but"

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But we're not, to be clear, we did not vote on that name.

"But we're not, to be clear, we did not vote on that name."

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Here's a name you don't have to vote on.

"Here's a name you don't have to vote on."

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You just became the Secret Dean Force, The Dean Boys,

"You just became the Secret Dean Force, The Dean Boys,"

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On it.

"On it."

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All we know is he's a white male over 30 and his street name is Fun Dad.

"All we know is he's a white male over 30 and his street name is Fun Dad."

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We need clean intelligence, Abed.

"We need clean intelligence, Abed."

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No references, call backs.

"No references, call backs."

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Well not everything, that doesn't, you know what I.

"Well not everything, that doesn't, you know what I."

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Aladdin. I thought your name was Fun Dad.

"Aladdin. I thought your name was Fun Dad."

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That's a description of every paint ball.

"That's a description of every paint ball."

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Yeah, okay, great.

"Yeah, okay, great."

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I think that's a great idea, you know?

"I think that's a great idea, you know?"

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You want to stay in the game?

"You want to stay in the game?"

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But not Bitcoin.

"But not Bitcoin."

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My accountant?

"My accountant?"

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Who buys the silver ammo?

"Who buys the silver ammo?"

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Koogler's thumb drive is actually a hardware encryption key.

"Koogler's thumb drive is actually a hardware encryption key."

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A key with a lock on it.

"A key with a lock on it."

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stressing that he needs it before the Cleaner Greendale Gala.

"stressing that he needs it before the Cleaner Greendale Gala."

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And here's where Silverballs decides on silver balls.

"And here's where Silverballs decides on silver balls."

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and none of our buildings will ever be shaped like this.

"and none of our buildings will ever be shaped like this."

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Why is that in your ear?

"Why is that in your ear?"

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Bale to belfry.

"Bale to belfry."

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Prize is secure.

"Prize is secure."

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Entrances secure.

"Entrances secure."

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I'm using it was cover while watching a somewhat suspicious waiter.

"I'm using it was cover while watching a somewhat suspicious waiter."

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And for the record, I feel very vulnerable without a gun.

"And for the record, I feel very vulnerable without a gun."

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Dean.

"Dean."

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Clooney slooped the bogey, now he's headed for the kitchen.

"Clooney slooped the bogey, now he's headed for the kitchen."

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Should we go?

"Should we go?"

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Negative, we don't know it's our man.

"Negative, we don't know it's our man."

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Well, there's been some reports about a paintball game on campus.

"Well, there's been some reports about a paintball game on campus."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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Boom boom!

"Boom boom!"

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Agh.

"Agh."

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Oh! Agh!

"Oh! Agh!"

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Looking back on those dark days, it's clear that the only heroes were

"Looking back on those dark days, it's clear that the only heroes were"

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Jeff, focus.

"Jeff, focus."

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You all right, man?

"You all right, man?"

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I don't see anything.

"I don't see anything."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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Sorry.

"Sorry."

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It's the custodians.

"It's the custodians."

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It's Shyamalan.

"It's Shyamalan."

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I'm Arabic.

"I'm Arabic."

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where their pay phones aren't only herpe-free, they're actually removed.

"where their pay phones aren't only herpe-free, they're actually removed."

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You think City College will take you if you lose their

"You think City College will take you if you lose their"

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paintball prize money?

"paintball prize money?"

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if you're leaving this room, it needs to be a small army.

"if you're leaving this room, it needs to be a small army."

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Annie look

"Annie look"

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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He went into a supply closet.

"He went into a supply closet."

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I guess to a custodian, a supply closet is like a location.

"I guess to a custodian, a supply closet is like a location."

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This isn't a closet.

"This isn't a closet."

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Oh, it's really nice of you guys to visit,

"Oh, it's really nice of you guys to visit,"

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not that you ever would have done it intentionally.

"not that you ever would have done it intentionally."

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God has a plan.

"God has a plan."

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Keep moving.

"Keep moving."

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I did a few open mic nights.

"I did a few open mic nights."

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Don't you see we're both in the same situation?

"Don't you see we're both in the same situation?"

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Okay.

"Okay."

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What do you think was gonna happen when you let Frankie Dart

"What do you think was gonna happen when you let Frankie Dart"

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the dirtiest thing of all about it.

"the dirtiest thing of all about it."

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Is the money real?

"Is the money real?"

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What are you thinking about?

"What are you thinking about?"

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He's right, Jeffrey.

"He's right, Jeffrey."

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Yes, a carrot stick.

"Yes, a carrot stick."

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Frankie can make us a carrot stick.

"Frankie can make us a carrot stick."

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We're tobacco.

"We're tobacco."

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So who wins?

"So who wins?"

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on the count of three we're gonna shoot ourselves in the foot.

"on the count of three we're gonna shoot ourselves in the foot."

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Ow.

"Ow."

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And the Pope looks at the giraffe and says I'm in the room.

"And the Pope looks at the giraffe and says I'm in the room."

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Hm. Yes, sir.

"Hm. Yes, sir."

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I saw a fire truck today.

"I saw a fire truck today."

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I made a stinky.

"I made a stinky."

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What else?

"What else?"

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Can we go to the zoo?

"Can we go to the zoo?"

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Well, that raises a very important point.

"Well, that raises a very important point."

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All in favor?

"All in favor?"

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I mean, was she a good mother?

"I mean, was she a good mother?"

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Actually we both will a, a, at the premier of our new show.

"Actually we both will a, a, at the premier of our new show."

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Then again, we did put a fair share of work into this.

"Then again, we did put a fair share of work into this."

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From the marble steps of old DC to the sun soaked Tampa coast.

"From the marble steps of old DC to the sun soaked Tampa coast."

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I have been to every place where you can find a human race but

"I have been to every place where you can find a human race but"

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I have been Vicki the mooooooost!

"I have been Vicki the mooooooost!"

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I'm gonna go get a shovel, because theater is dead.

"I'm gonna go get a shovel, because theater is dead."

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Shh.

"Shh."

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Hi Starburns.

"Hi Starburns."

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