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Clips from South Park - The Entity (S05E05)

"- Looks like you didn't make it. - What? Well, of course I didn't make it."
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"The line to check in was two hours long"
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"and the security line was two hours more."
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"We'll get you on the 7:00 a.m. flight tomorrow morning."
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"I can't go tomorrow. The Jizz Fest is tonight."
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"Would you like a window or an aisle seat?"
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"This is unbelievable."
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"You know, I seem to remember when the airlines said,"
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"Okay, and have any of your personal items been"
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"out of your possession since you left?"
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"Well, we gave them the $15 billion and they fired their employees anyway."
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"So now we have three people to clear 400 passengers."
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"so they could keep their multimillion-dollar salaries."
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"You think you can treat us however you want because we have to fly."
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"I'm gonna come up with a new mode of transportation."
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"I got a master's degree in mechanical engineering"
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"at Denver Community College. You watch me."
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"Come on, everybody."
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"Here we go, Kyle Two. And here's yours, Kyle."
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"- Oh, is this beef? - Yeah, dude, it's great."
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"Oh, actually, I can't eat beef. I have a degenerative problem"
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"with my intestinal lining and beef really gets me gas."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry, Kyle. What else can I fix you?"
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"Nonsense. Can't I make you some nice pasta or a frozen fish filet?"
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"Well, some fish would be great, if it isn't too much trouble."
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"I'll put it in the microwave right away."
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"- Mom? - Yes, Kyle Two?"
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"I told you already."
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"Yeah, but like first cousin or distant cousin?"
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"He's my sister's son, that makes him your first cousin."
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"So we have the same blood?"
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"Now, Kyle Two, listen to me."
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"Kyle is going through a very tough time in his life."
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"His mother is very sick and he's in a whole new place."
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"He's going to rely on you to make sure he fits in at your school."
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"- I'm sure your friends will love him. - What about Cartman, huh?"
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"He rips on me for being Jewish. He's gonna tear this kid apart."
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"- Kyle Two, he's your responsibility. - Oh, my God."
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"What do you mean? What room is he sleeping in?"
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"It sure is quiet up here in the mountains and dry, too."
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"Can you take my stupid glasses and put them on the nightstand?"
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"It's got be simple."
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"Like a moped but with the ability to travel at much faster speeds."
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"No, no, no. This won't work either. What was wrong with that plan?"
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"It has to be more stable, Mr. Hat."
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"Now what if the jet power of an aircraft could be scaled down"
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"into a personal vehicle?"
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"Boy, that Enrique Iglesias can sure gyrate his hot ass around."
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"Oh, Mr. Hat, will you stop drooling over Enrique Iglesias and... Wait a minute."
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"What did you say?"
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"I said Enrique Iglesias can sure gyrate his hot ass."
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"That's it. Gyration. A gyroscope."
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"It would allow for maximum balance and yet... Mr. Hat, you're a genius."
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"- Hey, dude. - What's that thing?"
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"Cartman, I need to talk to you."
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"Hello, I'm Kyle's cousin, Kyle."
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"- Cartman, I'm going to make you a deal. - What?"
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"He's having a really hard time right now. So I'm going to offer you $40"
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"But you can't make fun of him at all. No smart-ass comments, nothing."
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"All right, all right."
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"And you especially can't say anything about Jews."
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"and you've got forty bucks. Can you do it?"
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"I can't believe how cold it is out here."
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"It's a real dry cold, that's the problem."
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"Oh, nice to meet you, Cartman."
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"You know, I saw that same jacket you're wearing at Bosco's for $29.95."
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"What the hell was that?"
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"What the hell was that?"
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"What the hell was that?"
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"I don't know, it was going so fast I couldn't see it. But I want one."
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"Yeah, me, too."
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"We've invented a whole new mode of transportation."
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"And I know you'll all be very nice to our new student."
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"Kyle, why don't you tell us a little about yourself?"
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"I come from a Jewish family which, of course, you already know"
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"Oh, my God. I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it."
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"Must fight it. Need $40."
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"Okay, why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Kyle?"
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"Yes, unfortunately, the school seems to be completely out of extra desks."
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"I usually prefer the plastic ones because these give me splinters."
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"I'm sorry, Kyle. You'll just have to make do."
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"I realise we're in the mountains, but do we have to freeze to death?"
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"Now, Kyle, I need you to be quiet."
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"In my class, you need to be able to concentrate."
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"Concentration is the key to succeeding in my class."
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"Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp."
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"- Oh. Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! - Cartman!"
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"Kindergarten teacher Herbert Garrison has apparently invented a new vehicle"
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"which will give the airlines a run for their money."
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"Mr. Garrison is putting the final touches on his top-secret device,"
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"Here with a report is a Hispanic man with some gravy stains on his lapel."
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"Thanks, Tom. Oh! Thanks, Tom. So far Herbert Garrison hasn't let anyone"
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"get a look at his invention. He claims that the vehicle is so genius"
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"and revolutionary that it could cause one's eyes to bleed"
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"if not properly prepared to see it."
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"But earlier today HBC news got footage of some of the country's top investors"
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"and richest people who have been invited for a first look,"
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"including Steve Forbes, Steve Jobs, Ted Turner,"
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"Their curiosity is piqued, Tom, and so is ours. What is IT?"
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"What does IT do and when will IT be somewhere where I can buy one?"
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"Reporting live, Jeff Arrando, HBC News."
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"You need to learn to play some sports, Kyle."
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"So we're going to start with a tough one called Catch the Ball."
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"I throw the football to you, you throw it back to me."
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"Oh, but isn't the cold air making the ball really hard? It's going to hurt my hands."
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"- It's fine. - All right, then. How do I catch it?"
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"It's a football, dude. You just put your arms out and catch it."
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"All right, here we go."
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"- Now what? - Now throw it back to me."
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"- But it's down in the snow. - So dig it out."
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"But I'll get snow on my gloves and then it will melt and I'll have wet hands."
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"- Oh, my God. - Kyle, Kyle!"
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"I just found out that in World War II,"
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"Yeah, they were, Cartman."
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"Oh, and, see, I didn't realise that. But I understand now how you might"
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"No, seriously."
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"Hey, did you know that in World War II they really had concentration camps?"
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"And I was all like, No way."
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