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Clips from South Park - The Entity (S05E05)

"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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"He's your age and about your height."
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"It'll be just like having a brother."
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"Oh, there he is. Over here, Kyle."
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"Let's get down to the baggage claim, Kyle."
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"Yeah, no problem though."
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"We need a $15 billion bailout from the taxpayers."
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"- Hey, he's right. - Yeah."
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"Okay, and bags have been with you at all times?"
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"So where did that money go? I'll tell you where it went."
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"It went right into the pockets of the presidents and CEOs of the airlines"
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"And here's your boarding pass for tomorrow morning."
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"Well, I'll tell you what Sally Sasalot,"
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"A brand-new vehicle that will put all you bastards out of business."
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"Can I get on that 7:30 a.m. flight?"
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"Mom's special stew. She makes it every Monday and I love it."
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"- How am I related to him again? - He's your cousin, Kyle Two."
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"What? How the hell am I supposed to do that?"
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"I'm sure you two will become great friends"
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"with lots of late-night pillow talk."
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"What's this comforter filled with? It isn't filled with down, is it?"
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"- Do you have a humidifier? - I don't think so."
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"Make sure they're close by because that fish upset my stomach"
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"Okay."
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"If the design of our electrical moped were altered with... No."
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"A moped would be too dangerous at those speeds. Damn it."
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"It's so simple and yet genius. Check out his hot bulge, too."
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"That kid over there is my cousin from the East Coast."
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"Cartman, no Jew jokes. All you have to do is keep your mouth shut"
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"- Could be tough. But I'll give it a shot. - All right."
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"How much was yours? I'm just wondering if Bosco's is a rip off."
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"- Oh, man. - Cartman."
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"I can certainly tell you're a relative of my good friend, Kyle, here."
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"We've done it, Mr. Hat. Airline companies be damned."
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"Get some investors on the phone. Well, what are you waiting for?"
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"Oh, well, I grew up in the city. I really don't care for it."
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"because Kyle is from the same family. I like to read and I have these polyps"
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"on the backs of my hands. I don't know what they are."
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"Oh, and I hope one day to be an investment banker."
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"Where should I sit? There's no place to sit down here."
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"So you'll just have to share with your cousin."
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"- What? - Oh, all right, then."
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"Now, let's get on with our lesson about..."
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"Are wooden desks all that are available?"
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"- Now, let's get back to the... - Is it cold in here?"
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"which he simply calls IT. So what exactly is IT?"
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"Donald Trump, Bill Gates and Yasmine Bleeth."
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"- Well, then we'll dry them off. - All right, then."
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"have thought that what I said in the classroom was a racial slur."
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"- But, see, I had no idea. - You did, too. You are so full of crap."
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"Oh, man, what a misunderstanding, huh?"
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"- God damn it! Give me another chance. - Nu-uh."
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"Wow. You think it takes $40 to get people to like me?"
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"- So you have a place to go. - Dude."
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"and not having to go to the stupid, fart-face airports."
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"IT gets over 300 miles to the gallon, and is safely capable of speeds"
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"Two of them are on each side."
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"I know, dude. Every kid in school wants to kick his ass."
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"Tom, the day is finally here."
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"It's all right, it's just locking you in. You can take it."
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"- You've got to learn. - It seems like"
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"Remember, just hold on."
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"Hold on, I see."
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"Oh, Jesus! This sled is going fast!"
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"- Hang on! - I have to watch out for my glasses."
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"Tired of ridiculous lines and horrible security at airports?"
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"IT has taken the country by storm and already two million have been sold."
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"Never have another important business trip ruined by airline incompetence."
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"Hoveround."
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"That looks pretty gay."
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"- Last time I saw him he was sledding. - Where on earth could he be?"
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"- What? - Well, I mean,"
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"Don't be ridiculous, Kyle Two. He's out playing with his new friends."
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"I'm back."
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"with a bus. I got dragged for over 100 miles"
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"before the bus finally stopped for gas. I'm sorry about your sled, Kyle."
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"Oh, no. Don't worry about it, dude."
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"from sitting on that sled for so long."
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"We're in the money, Mr. Hat We're in the money, Mr. Hat"
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"So then couldn't I just order one that works"
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"without going in and out of my ass and mouth?"
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"Well, I guess you could."
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"I don't know about this, guys."
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"Yeah, as soon as we get to the concourse, you'll see how fun it is."
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"Two hours domestic, three hours international."
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"What's this? A toe-nail clipper. Die, terrorist!"
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"Okay, Cartman, you're it. Start counting."
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"- One, two, three, four... - Here, Kyle. You hide in here."
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"In there? But it's very confined. I'll get cramps in my legs."
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"Now, where did that one come from? That's the fourth one I've had."
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"Yeah, he'll be way better off back home."
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"Excuse me, what the hell are you doing?"
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"- It's all right, we're with the government. - We're just shutting you down."
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"The airline companies are losing money"
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"I already checked the playground, Ma. I told you he isn't really..."
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"Yeah, it was the craziest thing. I hid myself on a plane to Antarctica."
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"I just have to face facts that I'm going to live with my crappy cousin forever."
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"I mean, oh, that's too bad, dude. Well, what changed for you?"
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"Yeah. I don't know what to do with it, though. Well, see you."
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"Listen, guys, I appreciate you wanting me around,"
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"- You guys are just kind of douche bags. - What?"
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"I can't take it. See you."
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"Going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, Howdy, neighbour"
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"There's two other security checkpoints. Why can't you open those, too?"
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"- I don't know nothing. - But you work for the..."
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"Snooty Airlines announces the arrival of Flight 239 from Connecticut."
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"That's your cousin's flight, Kyle. Hold the sign up nice and high"
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"- So he can find us. - What's he look like?"
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"I'm stoked my cousin is coming to live with us."
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"Hello, Aunt Sheila."
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"- How was your flight? - Oh, it was terrible."
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"They recycle the air onboard and it really did a number on my asthma."
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"I asked them to turn up the oxygen and they wouldn't."
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"- Hey, dude. - Nice to meet you."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"We'll just call you Kyle and you can be Kyle Two."
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"- Cool. - Next."
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