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Clips from The Office - The Fight (S02E02)

"I was just wondering, since I'm probably gonna have to stay late,"
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"Pam, I hate to break this to you,"
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"He's just not tough enough."
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"He's a purple belt, that's really high."
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"Oh, God, I could beat up Dwight."
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"Where's Dwight? Kitchen."
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"Okay."
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"Good. Wow, that's actually pretty cool, Dwight."
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"Excellent. Now, watch. Let me take you from behind."
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"What? Watch out, Kelly,"
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"No, really?"
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"In case you'd remember, I was defending my honor."
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"Yeah. Really? Well, the offer, Dwight,"
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"was for one punch, which I absorbed."
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"I had no idea that there would be a second punch."
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"So, catch-22."
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"Okay, fine."
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"Look, if we were in a bar right now, there would be two punches."
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"No, I'd block your first punch... Yeah?"
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"...rendering you ineffective. Oh, really?"
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"you're just lucky that we're at work right now."
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"What about, uh, Dwight's dojo?"
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"No, they just have classes."
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"No, it's free during the day. It's fine. Look..."
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"Any word on those time cards? I have an idea."
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"Fine. We'll go at lunch."
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"Well, we're all getting excited to see this fight."
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"but Michael, he decided to extend our lunch by an hour"
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"so that we could all go down to the dojo and watch him fight Dwight."
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"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
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"That is Japanese for California Roll."
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"I think it is, a guy told me about that."
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"Actually it's a symbol for eternal discipline."
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"Wow. That is really interesting."
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"What?"
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"Your love line... I'm just kidding. I can't see anything."
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"Oh, okay. One point for me."
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"Tied up. Oh, you're dead."
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"What? What are you gonna do? Bring it, Beesley, bring it."
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"Oh, yeah. Good move."
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"Not such an ultimate fighter now, huh?"
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"Hey, put me down. Put me down!"
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"Oh, my God! Hey, put me down! Hey!"
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"After a clean strike to the chest, stomach or kidneys,"
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"I will separate you and award a point."
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"The first person to three wins, all right? Yes, Sensei."
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"Lot of rules, lot of rules."
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"On the street, we didn't have any rules. Maybe one."
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"Hey, what the hell was that?"
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"Yes!"
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"Eat it!"
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"All right, that's the way you wanna do it?"
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"You wanna play dirty, huh? Okay, game on, man!"
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"Sweep the leg."
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"Yeah, I'm coming at you, man!"
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"I got it. No."
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"Dwight, you have... No, look. No, you have something, you have some..."
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"God, you look like such an idiot!"
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"Clean technique, gentlemen. Come on, do that again!"
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"Do that again, I dare you."
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"Okay, break. Break! No holding! Break."
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"Oh, you can't see! You can't see!"
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"Break! How many points was that?"
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"I win! I win!"
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"No, you didn't! No, you..."
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"Eight points, nine points."
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"Stop it! No!"
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"Come on, Michael!"
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"Raging Bull. Pacino."
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"Oh, I want that footage, I want it. I need it."
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"There he is."
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"Let us play with him. This is going to be hilarious."
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"Oh, we're playing phone tag."
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"First new message.;"
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"Hi, Ryan. This is Saddam Hussein."
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"Next message.;"
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"Hey, Ryan, this is your girlfriend"
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"and I'm mad."
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"My emergency contact is Todd Packer."
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"Todd F. Packer."
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"Know what the F stands for? Fudge?"
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"from Michael Scott."
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"Just put"
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"The Hospital."
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"Contact number, just put 911."
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"He is such a sore loser."
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"You heard, obviously, that I mopped the floor with him this afternoon."
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"do yourself a favor. Just leave me as his contact"
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"Cut out the middleman."
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"Later, Jim. Later, Kev."
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"Yeah?"
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"Well, if you do anything crazy, give me a shout."
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"All right."
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"Dwight?"
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"Michael, did you finish yet? This close."
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"Dwight, may I speak with you for a minute?"
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"Well, busier, but I'm making the time."
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"Michael, can't your conversation wait till Monday?"
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"We wanna go home."
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"I know,"
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"Good? Dwight."
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"And I'm happy to say that you passed."
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"from Assistant to the Regional Manager, to Assistant Regional Manager."
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"Michael, I don't know..."
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"I know,"
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"I know, I know, I know."
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"No, no, title change only."
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"I'll have Pam send out a memo. No, no."
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"Just a formality. Absolutely. But not really."
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"I have so much to learn from you."
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"Yes, you do."
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"I told Dwight that there is honor in losing,"
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"which, as we all know, is completely ridiculous."
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"But there is, however, honor in making a loser feel better,"
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"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me,"
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"and I think I proved that today at the dojo."
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"Typewriter torture! Sensei!"
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"Typewriter torture! Stop!"
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"Okay, well, you're the one who lost the desk."
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"Oh, let me just check the pricing list. Hold on one second."
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