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Clips from The Office - The Fight (S02E02)

"Was that your mom?"
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"Purchase orders have to be approved at the end of every month."
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"Well, is that really a priority?"
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"Is it a priority? Oh, I don't know."
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"117 Von Bergen Street."
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"where humans and robots can peacefully coexist?"
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"because someone might steal it."
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"Okay. Say please."
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"Because we're friends."
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"Yes, in theory I have."
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"and start having dentist appointments that aren't dentist appointments,"
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"You know a ton of 14-year-old girls?"
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"My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life."
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"Take this pen, okay,"
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"could you ask Dwight to stay late, too, so he can walk me to my car?"
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"Oh, is that what they're saying?"
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"I didn't sucker punch you, Michael."
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"Hey, Michael. Hey, Toby."
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"Why don't you walk away from the room, okay?"
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"The Albany branch is working right through lunch to prevent downsizing,"
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"Seven new messages."
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"Just lay them on a chair. I'll take it from here."
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"Bye."
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"I'm busy."
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"I have been testing you the entire day. Did you know that?"
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"So, effective immediately, I am promoting you"
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"I know. Okay."
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"This is Michael Jackson"
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"As sempai, do you ever think that there's gonna be a day"
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"Well, that's not advice."
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"Queer Eye, that's a good show. Important show."
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"Okay, to what?"
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"Yeah, you, too."
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"Let's just not tell anybody about this right now."
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"I know."
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"This is illegal. I don't care."
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"People's legs are crushed under rubble?"
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"You mean Neverland?"
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"I didn't lose my desk."
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"Thank you,"
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"Why is that secret?"
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"I put stickers, so you know where to sign."
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"No, I can't, because we don't have any emergency contact information,"
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"Well, at least I don't have cavities."
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"Arigato. This is not a toy."
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"Ex-wife. Yeah."
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"Thank you."
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"Yeah, kind of."
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"Sorry."
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"You talking to me?"
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"The Hilary Swank version."
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"Check this out. Come here."
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"Hi. How are you?"
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"Warmer. Warmer. Warmer."
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"Yeah. Ream..."
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"It is now $9.78,"
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"I don't wanna work"
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"It's just that last year you..."
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"Her last name's Becker now."
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"When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way, right?"
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"I just need to cross some t's and dot some i's."
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"Come in."
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"Oh, is that it? Like a samurai."
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"Dwight, one point. No way! Okay!"
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"Have a good weekend."
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"Of course."
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