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Clips from The Office - The Fight (S02E02)

"There you go. Warmer."
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"Warmer."
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"Cold. Cold. Cold."
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"Back up."
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"Warmer. Hot. Red hot."
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"Jim, I've given you this information, like, 20 times."
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"It's by the ream?"
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"so it's a discount of 7%."
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"Wash your hands, Kevin."
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"Right."
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"Dwight."
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"You know what, let me give you a call right back."
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"I'm gonna find it and then I'll call you back. Thanks."
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"I am now Sempai, which is Assistant Sensei."
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"Assistant to the Sensei, that's pretty cool."
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"Assistant Sensei."
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"here in Scranton."
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"Dwight, snap your kick back."
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"Three!"
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"My sensei, Ira, recently promoted me to purple belt."
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"Not that a lot of people here in America know what a sempai is."
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"But it's equally as respected as a sensei."
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"Michael tends to procrastinate a bit whenever he has to do work."
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"all he has to do is initial these at the end of every quarter."
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"But once a year it all falls on the same Friday. That's today."
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"I call it the perfect storm."
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"I just wanna bang on this mug all day"
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"Yes, I did."
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"Here's the dizzle."
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"I have a very top-secret mission for you."
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"I want you to update all the emergency contact information."
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"Yes, thanks, I know where to sign."
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"Yeah, well, last year they were out of order, weren't they, Pam?"
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"Well, the last pick-up for overnight deliveries is at 7:00."
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"So you need to have them signed by then, or much earlier."
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"Chillax, Pam."
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"Actually I'm sending Ryan on a top-secret mission."
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"Tell her what it is."
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"Updating emergency contacts."
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"What if there's a tornado, Pam?"
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"Please, would you be so kind as to call my wife?"
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"Okay, well, she walks out."
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"That's the problem with being a boss,"
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"is that when you are tough they resent you"
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"Catch-22."
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"Catch-22. Yes."
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"Why don't you give me your contact information to start with?"
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"Okay, what's your cell?"
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"Larissa Halpert."
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"What's her address?"
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"Hello?"
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"Hey, Ryan!"
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"What?"
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"Your major and minor lines cross at a ridge."
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"That sucks."
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"You're making this up as you go along, aren't you?"
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"Yes, you have very nice teeth."
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"Who's your emergency contact?"
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"Stacey."
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"Hello?"
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"Hey, Dwight?"
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"Impossible. The way they're programmed..."
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"You're mocking me. No, I'm not."
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"Well, let me offer you a little piece of advice."
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"I am not afraid to make an example out of you."
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"What advice sounds like is this:"
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"Don't ever bring your purple belt to work"
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"No. That is not a toy."
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"Good. And it absolutely is a toy."
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"This is a message for the entire office."
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"And this is more of a ying-yang thing."
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"The Michael is all cursives, Scott all caps."
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"Could you practice on the forms?"
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"Okay."
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"Roy."
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"Warehouse guy, doesn't count."
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"Yeah, I don't think that would happen."
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"Well, Dwight's a purple belt, so..."
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"So?"
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"And how did you know they were black belts?"
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"They told me after."
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"See, I used to run with a very tough crowd, street fighter types."
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"Real, real bad people. I'm just lucky I got out."
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"Okay."
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"And after that, nobody ever messed with the Damn Rascals ever again."
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"Sounds tough."
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"You're a jet?"
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"Have you signed the expense reports yet?"
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"All right."
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"I am going to be in my office, if anybody needs me."
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"You are the weakest link!"
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"I'm friends with everybody in this office."
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"We're all best friends. I love everybody here."
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"But sometimes your best friends start coming into work late,"
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"Just hit me, you'll see."
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"Go ahead. Do it."
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"Just have Dwight punch you. Oh, yeah."
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"Well, that would be kind of worthless because I know"
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"What belt are they?"
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"Look, Dwight is a wuss."
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"When we rented Armageddon... No."
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"...he cried at the end of it. He did."
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"Michael, I told you. That was because it was New Year's Eve"
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"and it started to snow at exactly midnight."
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"Bruce Willis, they're gonna leave him on the asteroid."
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"Oh, okay, here we go."
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"Did I want to harm Michael? The one man I've been hired to protect?"
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"No, I did not."
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"Are you sure you're all right? Yep, yep."
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"My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew."
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"Different kind of fight."
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"Okay, he has to be stopped."
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"Please, please, please, please, just ask Michael."
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"Okay, I'll buy you a bag of chips."
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"Obviously. Why are you spinning around?"
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"Okay. Yes."
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"stab me with it."
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"Go away."
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"I just have a quick question."
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"No, it's not that."
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