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Clips from Louie (2010) - Barney / Never (S03E03)

"Can you give me a bath?"
Louie (2010)
"You want to take a bath?"
Louie (2010)
"I want you to give me a bath and wash me."
Louie (2010)
"That's not gonna happen. Why?"
Louie (2010)
"Because that's not appropriate."
Louie (2010)
"Why?"
Louie (2010)
"Look, you can take a bath"
Louie (2010)
"All right, come on."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"All right, Never, I'm gonna leave you to it."
Louie (2010)
"And I'm gonna ask you that you just"
Louie (2010)
"don't wreck anything."
Louie (2010)
"If you could just sit peaceful in this tub"
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"while I'm on the phone."
Louie (2010)
"I'll give you another bowl of meat, okay?"
Louie (2010)
"Hello?"
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"and The Hole is Diane."
Louie (2010)
"The Hole?"
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"and then you'll be on with the guys."
Louie (2010)
"Just sit tight, thanks. Okay, thank you."
Louie (2010)
"Coming down, Chow Down!"
Louie (2010)
"Don't! It's the "MamaJamJamSound.""
Louie (2010)
"All right. Hi, Louie."
Louie (2010)
"Take time."
Louie (2010)
"Well, thank you for having me."
Louie (2010)
"And just "jammy" he's going to be at"
Louie (2010)
"You can get tickets by going to StanfordsComedyClub.com."
Louie (2010)
"So, Louie, hey, what do you think of the whole"
Louie (2010)
"going down at the "rowdy down"?"
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"he's in a lot of trouble."
Louie (2010)
"Ha-ha-ha. Oh, my God!"
Louie (2010)
"That's a "cramadiga.""
Louie (2010)
"Wow, that's a "cramalaco.""
Louie (2010)
"He might be a little chatty."
Louie (2010)
"Ah, well, you know, maybe, right?"
Louie (2010)
"Louie CK. Ah, that's so bad."
Louie (2010)
"talk about anything,"
Louie (2010)
"Talk about what?"
Louie (2010)
"Well, you know, that's up to you."
Louie (2010)
"You might not."
Louie (2010)
"I'm just saying."
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"Lilly doesn't like me."
Louie (2010)
"Because you eat raw meat and you shit in the tub"
Louie (2010)
"no one's going to like you."
Louie (2010)
"because I love myself."
Louie (2010)
"your mom is wrong."
Louie (2010)
"I'm gonna tell her you said that."
Louie (2010)
"That's okay, you tell her."
Louie (2010)
"I'll take the heat."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, that's her, come on."
Louie (2010)
"If you want to talk to me,"
Louie (2010)
"talk to me with useful stuff, okay?"
Louie (2010)
"See how cool that is?"
Louie (2010)
"Since you don't understand what the hell I'm talking about,"
Louie (2010)
"I never go to the adult learning center"
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"Eh?"
Louie (2010)
"Just a guy that we knew who used to come here, so."
Louie (2010)
"Who was he?"
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"I'm sorry."
Louie (2010)
"♪ Oh the time has come ♪"
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"♪ And you know that you're the only one ♪"
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"♪ To say... ♪"
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"quite frankly, we all loved..."
Louie (2010)
"A good man, a generous man."
Louie (2010)
"♪ You'll be all right tonight ♪"
Louie (2010)
"♪ Sister Christian there's so much in life ♪"
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"Hey, man, it was nice to meet you."
Louie (2010)
"Same. See ya."
Louie (2010)
"If..."
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"Will you... Whoever dies first."
Louie (2010)
"Take care, pal. Good to see ya, take care."
Louie (2010)
"Come on, baby."
Louie (2010)
"Are we gonna go get Jane now?"
Louie (2010)
"I want an alone day with you. Oh, nice."
Louie (2010)
"Me too. What do you want to do?"
Louie (2010)
"Louie CK is going to be at the Stanford and Sons Comedy Club"
Louie (2010)
"Thursday through Saturday night."
Louie (2010)
"Get your tickets now at StanfordsComedyClub.com."
Louie (2010)
"You ever go to "Dime-A-Dime Penny"?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, sure, I'm a single guy-- why not?"
Louie (2010)
"Louie CK, a dirty, dirty guy."
Louie (2010)
"Louie, hey, what do you think"
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"for the last ten years or so..."
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"Uh-huh."
Louie (2010)
"...and I'd have to say Kansas City"
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"Hello?"
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"- Hello? - Daddy!"
Louie (2010)
"Daddy, something smells really bad coming from the bathroom."
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"Oh, no."
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"Damn it."
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"Never, what..."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, my God."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God!"
Louie (2010)
"That is so gross."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, uh."
Louie (2010)
"You're gonna..."
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"I just want to--"
Louie (2010)
"Of course, please."
Louie (2010)
"Did you-- were you--"
Louie (2010)
"Oh. Hated him."
Louie (2010)
"He was a prick and an asshole."
Louie (2010)
"Me too."
Louie (2010)
"I was married to his wife's sister."
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"Jesus, really? Oh, yeah."
Louie (2010)
"the Brooklyn-Battery Tunnel?"
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"down at Sweet Charity.""
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"and Supa-Loosa."
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"Uh, no thank you."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, no, no thank you."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you very much."
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"Yeah, thanks a lot. I'm good."
Louie (2010)
"I have an emergency situation and I need--"
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"But I have a consultation"
Louie (2010)
"I want to get rid of my vagina before Easter."
Louie (2010)
"I'm sorry."
Louie (2010)
"Holy shit! Run, run!"
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"Get out of here!"
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"So what do we want to do?"
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