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Clips from Louie (2010) - Barney / Never (S03E03)

"Do you have an allergy?"
Louie (2010)
"I know your mom says these things to you-- That."
Louie (2010)
"Just the meat."
Louie (2010)
"Hello?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't want you to go to Kansas City"
Louie (2010)
"These guys, it's crazy."
Louie (2010)
"Listen, I have an important phone call to make"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, there's my call."
Louie (2010)
"Hi."
Louie (2010)
"I wouldn't want to be that guy, you know, he sounds like"
Louie (2010)
"Ha-ha."
Louie (2010)
"It doesn't matter."
Louie (2010)
"You can talk to me."
Louie (2010)
"No, she does not. Why?"
Louie (2010)
"No one's going to want to be around you."
Louie (2010)
"I told you before, man, I don't--"
Louie (2010)
"I don't understand African."
Louie (2010)
"Look, I don't understand what the hell you're talking about."
Louie (2010)
"All right, all right, all right?"
Louie (2010)
"to learn African, so I can come back to work"
Louie (2010)
"May I join you?"
Louie (2010)
"the festivities here at Sweet Charity for a moment"
Louie (2010)
"this one's for you, buddy."
Louie (2010)
"Oh."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, can you do me a favor? Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, I'll go to yours. Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"You want to get something to eat? I don't know."
Louie (2010)
"I might wear a couple condoms, though. Oh!"
Louie (2010)
"And that includes Mexico and Canada."
Louie (2010)
"Jesus!"
Louie (2010)
"I "diarrheaed." Uh-huh."
Louie (2010)
"Listen, Never, I don't-- I don't know what your deal is."
Louie (2010)
"I just want to say that if you ever need to"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, so you need me to watch Never"
Louie (2010)
"Carbon."
Louie (2010)
"How about... a peanut butter sandwich?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Barney Ross."
Louie (2010)
"♪ Babe you know you're growing up so fast ♪"
Louie (2010)
"♪ To say... ♪"
Louie (2010)
"It's got to be the worst city in North America."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, okay, uh..."
Louie (2010)
"Not one time. No..."
Louie (2010)
"So I'm going to need some guidance from you, okay?"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, you'll be on with Tracer, Pig"
Louie (2010)
"Ah, Pig, shut up!"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, good."
Louie (2010)
"Well, I've been going there to work the clubs"
Louie (2010)
"and I can pick him up later."
Louie (2010)
"so if you need to, you can talk to me."
Louie (2010)
"He, uh, lied."
Louie (2010)
"Right now, for your viewing pleasure,"
Louie (2010)
"he stole from you? Oh, yeah."
Louie (2010)
"We're-- not so much-- Then why are you here, then?"
Louie (2010)
"Whatever you want-- Louie..."
Louie (2010)
"Hi, is this Louie?"
Louie (2010)
"and be here to tell you that I don't want to hear that African shit."
Louie (2010)
"on the main stage we have Amber Dambra"
Louie (2010)
"And then here's the worst part."
Louie (2010)
"But I knew..."
Louie (2010)
"All right, look, if you can keep it cool"
Louie (2010)
"Nope."
Louie (2010)
"My mom says that any choice I make is okay"
Louie (2010)
"Here's what we're gonna do..."
Louie (2010)
"I'm Jeff, I produce the show."
Louie (2010)
"Oops, I farted. Okay?"
Louie (2010)
"all lap dances are two for $20."
Louie (2010)
"No, she's with your mom today. Good."
Louie (2010)
"without having to listen to some high-energy--"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, Kansas City."
Louie (2010)
"I'm gonna lay this down, okay?"
Louie (2010)
"You're gonna hear some music right now"
Louie (2010)
"If you think of something you need to talk about--"
Louie (2010)
"Hang out?"
Louie (2010)
"but we need to pay tribute right now"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, you're gonna step out."
Louie (2010)
"while I'm on the phone,"
Louie (2010)
"I've been working here for ten years."
Louie (2010)
"you need me to watch Never while you do that?"
Louie (2010)
"You want a dance?"
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"and you wreck everything."
Louie (2010)
"the Stanford and Son Comedy Club"
Louie (2010)
"Barney Ross is dead."
Louie (2010)
"No thank you-- thank you."
Louie (2010)
"No. No, no."
Louie (2010)
"and they could only do it today."
Louie (2010)
"Your mother gives you that? Yes."
Louie (2010)
"I got you a live interview on a major market station"
Louie (2010)
"I-- I-- They hate me there."
Louie (2010)
"But spend ten minutes with these guys"
Louie (2010)
"I'm having them call you in 15 minutes."
Louie (2010)
""clammy down chow" thing"
Louie (2010)
"Barney."
Louie (2010)
"♪ In finding Mister Right ♪"
Louie (2010)
"Barney..."
Louie (2010)
"♪ Motorin' ♪"
Louie (2010)
"♪ And Mama's worryin' that you won't last ♪"
Louie (2010)
"Gentleman, for the next two minutes,"
Louie (2010)
"♪ What's your price for flight? ♪"
Louie (2010)