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Clips from Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

"No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused."
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
"No longer will we use blindfolds when we jerk each other off."
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
"All right, that's it."
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
"What in God's name is going on?"
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"You better watch your tongue, young man!"
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"We were just sitting here."
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"You just bought yourself another detention."
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"- That's not fair. - Cry me a river, dickface."
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
"- You bought another one. - Eat my shorts."
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"Eat my shorts!"
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"- Don't mess with a bull. - I'm shaking."
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"- You got another. - Good!"
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"- You through? - Not even close, bud."
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"- Want another one? - Yes."
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"- Another one. Had enough? - No."
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"- I can keep going. - Go!"
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"- Your mom's a... - Ho."
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"- One more for Ox or for Mitch? - Another."
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"- I confused. - Shut up, Wang Chung."
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"I got you for the rest of your lives. You're mine."
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"Next time, I'm cracking skulls."
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"How many times have I said I'm not going to Princeton?"
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"I'm not pressuring you."
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"Just give it four years."
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"If you don't like it, you can work at my firm."
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"That's okay, son."
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"I heard about what happened with Priscilla."
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"The good news is..."
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"...l've got the perfect rebound girl."
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"Beverly! Could you come in here?"
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"That's Mom!"
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"I'm gonna leave you two alone."
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"So, you in love?"
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"- Yeah, I think I am. - Well, who is this guy?"
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"Janey? Sweetheart?"
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"Hi, Daddy."
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"You were passed out on the table."
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"Listen, honey..."
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"...I may not always be coherent or conscious..."
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"...but I know when my girl's got something on her mind."
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"Well, there is this popular boy, Jake."
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"Oh, sweetie."
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"Jake knocked you up, didn't he?"
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"Do you like him? Are you attracted to him?"
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"I mean, would you give him head?"
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
"...he's always been a total jerk."
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"It's weird that he's talking to me now."
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"I never want you to do anything that compromises who you are..."
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
"...because you're very, very special to me."
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"...go out with him."
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"You could certainly use the popularity points."
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"...then maybe those kids'll quit throwing bags of shit on the porch."
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"Thanks for the advice, Daddy."
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"No, not that."
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"You're the cruelest girl in high school."
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"That girl with the glasses and the ponytail?"
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"Well..."
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"...it's going to be difficult."
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"But I think I can help you."
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"Sit."
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"For a price."
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"And this time, I don't want your car."
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"Catherine, that's disgusting. You're my sister."
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"- What is wrong with this family? - Hey, do you want my help or not?"
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"There are three things you need to do..."
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"...to have Janey eating out of your hand."
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"Come on, leave him alone!"
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"Hey! Come on, guys, back off. That's enough, okay?"
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"Don't you guys mess with him again."
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"Once you've got her trust, it's time to make her feel special."
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"Pick a song with her name in it. That always works."
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"- Wait. - Get back here!"
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"Give me your hand! Just give us the gun, Janey."
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"...it's time to put the icing on the cake."
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"I'm really glad you showed up, Janey."
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"The only reason I came here was to tell you to leave me alone."
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"You know, I was just making a snack."
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"No. Listen, Jake..."
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"I'll be right back."
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"I don't like sundaes."
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"I don't like those, either. Goodbye, Jake."
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"Emergency numbers are by the phone."
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"And remember, son: No parties."
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"Keg coming through. Hey."
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"We're trusting you, Preston."
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"- Where do you want the speakers? - In the dining room."
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"You guys should hit the road."
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"That's my boy."
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"Jake, what are you doing here?"
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"I'm taking you to Preston's big party."
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"I can't."
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"I'm not dressed to go to a party. I'm a complete mess."
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"I'd say you're one big fucking train wreck."
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"That's it."
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"...may I present to you the new and improved..."
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"...Janey Briggs."
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"Come on out of there, honey. Quit farting around."
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"- Got your mom's car keys? - Check."
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"Three pubescent libidos to take us on a series of wild adventures."
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"Check! Road trip!"
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"We here."
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"Gentlemen, tonight we go to our first high-school party."
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"How you plan on buzzing Brillo?"
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"With this letter. Amanda Becker will know the truth:"
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"I've loved her since I first saw her."
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"Welcome to the party."
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"If you're going to have sex, do it in my parents' bedroom."
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"Janey-stainey-stained-pants-overalls?"
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"How did you talk me into this?"
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"Relax, all right? It's going to be okay."
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"What's your name?"
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"Alison was bitter when we broke up."
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"- Completely fake. - Yeah, that's not her real hair color."
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"- She's wearing the same outfit as me. - It looks much better on you."
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"Where is she? I thought she'd be here by now."
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"What's going on?"
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"We can't talk until she starts moving again."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I'm supposed to be the only black guy at this party."
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"- Take this. - Thanks."
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