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Clips from Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

"Do your thing."
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
"Hi, my name is Catherine."
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"Yeah, I know. We just had sex five minutes ago."
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"Reggie Ray, have you seen Janey anywhere?"
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"I guess."
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"- See? That wasn't so scary. - It was nothing."
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"Let's try again."
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"And when I do that, I want you to massage my tongue with yours."
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"- And that's what first base is. - Okay."
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"Eyes closed."
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"That was cool."
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"Now..."
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"I was invited."
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"Look, you may have lost those glasses and that ponytail thing..."
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"You're not going to cry now, are you?"
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"Look, you can't just start a slow clap at any old time."
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"Nobody's allowed down here."
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"How did you get in here? I deadbolted the door."
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"Who's that?"
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"- It's my mother. - You have her eyes."
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"She died when I was 6."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I remember it like it was yesterday."
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"Christmas, 1989. Dad had been fired from the zipper factory."
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"Mom was pulling in tricks to make ends meet."
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"Daniel Day-Lewis won an Oscar for My Left Foot."
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"I remember those. Push her belly, she'd piss all over herself."
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"She said she was going out to get my dad a bottle of gin..."
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"It was raining really hard that night..."
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"...and the roads were slippery."
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"Oh, God, Janey. A car accident."
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"No. Cancer."
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"I had to take on all of her responsibilities:"
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"It's in the past. Think about your future."
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"Look how talented you are."
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"There's an art school but I can't afford it."
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"Unless I raise $26,000 before the admissions cutoff."
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"This year we gave it to Lupe, the Mexican finger painter."
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"I think you'd really like her work."
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"Sometimes I wish my life was a fairy tale..."
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"...and some guy would come and take me away."
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"And the "suck" in "liposuction.""
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"No."
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"So, you asked your four-eyed circus freak to the prom yet?"
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"We resent that!"
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"Jake made a few paint stains in his pants thinking about Janey."
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"You always had a thing for ugly girls..."
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"She looks as good as a dumpster full of gristles."
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"...is hot."
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"...so I'm just gonna lay it out there, okay?"
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"Here it is."
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"I'm a straight shooter. I call them like I see them."
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"What you see is what you get."
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"Jake, are you trying to ask me to the...?"
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"I'd love to go with you."
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"Great. Great."
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"I don't know what you mean. We do our own cheers. Right, girls?"
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"That's right."
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"Well then, you better bring it."
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"Oh, it's already been broughten."
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"We definitely ain't white Break it down, nigga"
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"Coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears."
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"Two concussions left. Reggie Ray."
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"Blue 33! Set!"
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"Sit down. He got the wind knocked out of him."
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"- Can he play? - He's in a coma."
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"I don't care what you have to do! He stays in the game, goddamn it!"
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"Aw, shit."
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"- You'll always wonder, "What if?" - I'm a hero!"
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"- You're a pussy, Wyler! - Do it for Marty's torso!"
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"I'm the wise janitor."
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"I also replace the urinal cakes."
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"- How did you...? - I've been watching."
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"During practice, in the hallways, in the lockers, taking a shower..."
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"...whipping boys with a wet towel."
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"- Can tell you kind of like that. - Hey! Let's get back to the throw."
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"What happened to Marty wasn't your fault."
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"...and threw to a 90-pound kid who shouldn't have been on the field."
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"Stop! How is any of this supposed to be helping me?"
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"You got to go out there, believe in the ball and throw yourself."
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"Translation: We're shit out ofluck."
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"Give me a Y!"
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"Lick my pussy ass cock shit!"
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"I reckon I'm feeling better."
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"Set! Hut!"
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"That has to be the worst pass I've ever seen, ever."
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"It's just a football game, Jake. Besides..."
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"...you didn't let me down."
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"Jake, you've taught me to be myself."
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"Don't forget the paint-covered overalls."
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"Right, you never noticed those either."
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"You taught me a lot about myself too."
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"Oh, Jake. Nothing could ever come between us now."
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"Congratulations. You blew my perfect season."
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"- Come on, don't do this. - No, I'll hang around."
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"Maybe tell Janey a little S-E-C-R-A-T-P..."
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"What's going on?"
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"This isn't funny!"
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"No."
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"I said I'd turn you into prom queen when I thought you were ugly..."
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"...the girl with no friends who was dirt poor and smelled a little funky."
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"If I could go back, I never would've made that stupid bet."
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"What bet?"
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"...so Jake thinks I'm telling you a secret, and will confess..."
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"I wish I didn't make that bet"
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"Then Janey would still be with me"
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"I love this boy"
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"But he has been untrue"
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"In a few hours I'll be queen of the prom"
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"I've been an alcoholic Since my first tourin Nam"
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"I have no money I have to make my own dress"
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"Look at me, my breasts are perky, yes"
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"Here I go, I'm gonna forget about Jake"
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"Prom tonight"
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"It's gonna happen, gonna happen"
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"...a broken phalange, a ruptured duodenum and a subdermal hematoma."
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"You make sweet, sweet love to her."
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"And you thank God he created something so perfect."
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"Go to her."
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"- Do you think I'll have sex with you? - No! You don't understand."
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