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Clips from Scrubs - My Jerks (S08E08)

"No! He's fat, bald and ugly! Thanks a lot!"
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"Okay, just swallow your pain and fix this."
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"Like a naughty..."
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"- Structure? - I should go."
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"Fine. But why did you have to trip me?"
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"Let me answer that question with another question."
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"'Cause I wanted to."
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"I feel like you want me to say no."
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"What's your name?"
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"Oh, boy. You really are new here."
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"Uh-oh!"
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"Say, Beth? Your patient, Mr. Lombardi, is about to crash."
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"How'd that happen?"
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"Well, sometimes when people get owies"
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"and they're left untreated, they become even bigger owies."
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"Hey! You guys were supposed to tube him if he got acidotic."
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"- What the hell? - He's not my patient, man."
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"Now he's coding."
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"So you actually agree with what Dr. Cox said about me?"
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"J.D.: Whether you're being brutally honest..."
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"That's my daughter."
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"I'm... I'm sorry. May I see it again? Please."
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"- We're sorry. - Yeah, we'll get it together from now on."
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"But for some reason, I didn't wanna hear it."
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"You know what? I'm done with you guys."
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"I get one step closer to ending my career."
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"I just can't shake the feeling that that woman is a complete tool."
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"Nah."
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"Hey, aren't you supposed to be at rounds?"
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"Someone needs to send those interns to an internment camp."
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"Hey, can you give Mr. Hicks a full cardiac workup?"
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"Thanks, Mom... Ma'am. Ma'am."
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"She's not your mom."
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"Like that's gonna come back to haunt me."
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"What else you got?"
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"Well, what about the way you're always mocking Keith about not marrying him?"
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"Oh, hey, ladies. Awesome day, huh? Awesome!"
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"Where the hell is Dorian?"
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"I mean, what the hell is Carla talking about?"
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"She's completely off-base, right?"
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"You don't see my point at all?"
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"You don't understand. I'm married to Carla, right,"
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"I'm on to you, Rochelle."
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"Dr. Reid, may I talk to you?"
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"- Ted, are you going to talk? - In a second."
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"I'm just waiting for the anti-anxiety medication to kick in."
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"And there it is."
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"He hasn't been able to pull out of it since you ended things."
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"Yeah, I don't see it."
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"Of course you don't."
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"- Morning. - Morning."
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"May I talk to you?"
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"May I talk to you?"
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"May I talk to you?"
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"I have to ask. When I fired you before, did you think I was kidding?"
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"because I heard that you fired Jimmy the orderly."
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"What did he do?"
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"You know, the incident yesterday with Dr. Dorian,"
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"- I don't know... - Come on, I've been here forever."
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"You can't just throw me out of the hospital."
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"No, but I can walk you out without you even noticing."
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"- Well played. - I need your keys."
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"I got tired of carrying them all, so I made one that works on everything."
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"How about that? Come on, hit the highway."
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"Thank you."
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"I just realized that I never really took the time"
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"We were outside, I gave you the ring back,"
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"I guess I've been so self-involved"
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"I just... I can't deal with them anymore."
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"Really? Because I had an intern just a couple of years back that I hated."
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"that my therapist put me on a suicide-slash-homicide watch."
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"- Intimately. - I figured."
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"- You have to teach. - I know."
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"I'm just... I'm so tired of their attitude and I'm tired of their ignorance."
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"Well, I get that."
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"once again, I'm gonna have to be that guy"
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"who gets in her face over every little injustice."
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"So what do we do?"
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"J.D.: Oh, my God. He's treating you like an equal."
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"I don't know, I thought equals shared coffee."
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"Actually, it was a she."
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"- It wasn't me? - Oh no, it was you. It was you."
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"Dr. Reid gave me Mr. Hicks' test results,"
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"but they're locked in my briefcase and I lost the key."
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"Hey. How come all you have in here is a smiley face button and a revolver?"
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"and the other one's in case I get really sad."
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"Mr. Hicks' cardiac test results."
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"He's 100% pure profit machine."
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"Ka, and might I add, ching!"
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"I mean, I may even order an MRI"
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"You were right about me. And thanks."
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"- Love you. - Love you, too."
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"Okay, when dealing with peripheral neuropathy,"
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"Sure."
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"Interns. All right. You guys psyched? It's our eighth year. Who's with me?"
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"but there's still a lot of people who rely on us week to week."
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"I think we owe it to them to be as inspired as we were"
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"But I still think we're as good as anybody else out there."
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"They're just upset because their insurance won't cover a private room."
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"This patient's loss of temperature sensation on the contralateral side"
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"There was Denise, who could be a bit callous."
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"I wanna be your lover baby I wanna be your man"
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"Yes!"
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"Breathe deep for me. Real slow. I just wanna feel you breathe."
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"I did."
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"Hi, Mr. Hicks,"
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"Quick side note. When a patient's eyes are open,"
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"Can you do that, or do you have more questions about my vagina?"
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"how excited I am to be working with you."
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"have been the most self-involved and whiny person in the galaxy."
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"- J.D.: Okay. - Suck-up's back."
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"What's with the balloon?"
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"It's been a sad day."
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"Thank God."
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"Look, Dr. Maddox, I think you're a very well-built,"
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"- Like it. - Structure."
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"- "The Janitor." - Howdy."
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"You're fired."
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"They're driving me crazy."
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"Oh, there, there. That is... We're doing this. Okay."
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