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Clips from Scrubs - My Jerks (S08E08)

"Name one thing that I've done lately that I'm gonna regret."
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"and she has spies everywhere. So I have to disagree with you."
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"Hey, baby."
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"No, I knew you were serious"
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"even though he deserved it."
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"Where are the rest?"
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"No."
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"- you started crying and... - No, no. No need to recap, Elliot."
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"Look, I know this was my decision,"
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"Anyway, I just wanted to really apologize, for everything."
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"Why would you pass off your interns?"
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"It's the same thing, year after year. I'm just tired."
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"Okay. You get nice and comfy."
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"Because he's got awesome insurance."
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"just to see if he's actually stuffed with money."
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"Will you shut up if I give you a key that opens everything?"
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"The more things change the more they stay the same, huh?"
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"Hi, folks! If you need anything cleaned up, just give me a shout, okay?"
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"Next thing you know, I got him to agree"
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"And I've waited all night long Now I know what I wanna do"
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"I just wanna make love to you"
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"Clear."
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"I'm just gonna take you up and get you a full-body scan, okay?"
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"Blair is perfect."
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"Hey, C-Bear. Every time I see Maddox,"
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"Look, you can't just bleed a guy's insurance dry"
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"He is, however, one of our finest working actors."
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"About an hour in, I realize it's a dude, messing with me."
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"Watch."
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"Why is Doctor Squeaky-Pants leading rounds?"
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"- I sleep in gloves. - Right on."
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"And there she goes."
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"I have to disagree with you."
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"but I was on this Lost fan site last night, talking to this chick."
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"you broke off your wedding at the last second."
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"just because you want to pay for a new X-ray machine."
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"Oh, yeah. My girlfriend gave me a watch."
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"You're welcome."
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"and I'll know for sure whether or not she's a jerk."
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"and you, Barboo, for the last year and a half or so"
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"- Who? - Me."
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"Never."
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"Do I know you?"
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"- Jimmy. - Gonna be okay."
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"Yeah. That's a boy, that's a boy. That's a boy."
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"I can't do this all on my own"
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"I like to call Denise "Jo" because she reminds me"
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"Ed, would you mind..."
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"or he'll say, "You're welcome" in that really smug way of his."
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"J.D.: Time to go teach the new interns."
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"I'm no Superman"
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"Let's have some hands in, okay?"
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"My balloon!"
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"...or holding someone accountable..."
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"You'll be fine. Maddox seems cool."
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"I hope he'll pull through."
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"for a man whose only complaint was shortness of breath."
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"I assume there's a nugget of a point buried in there."
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"J.D.: Sometimes it really sucks to do the right thing."
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"Okay, this is where you keep all of the tension."
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"- Who the hell's that? - I don't know."
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"except for Dr. Shalhoub, he wins everything."
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"McConaughey's."
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"because, at this stage, there's nothing we can do about it."
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"where he'll be holding a red balloon."
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"Okay."
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"J.D.: That was harsh, but no one cared because today we were meeting"
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"I think she's probably a jerk."
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""Round for rounds." You can use it."
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"I'm guessing Mrs. Gallagher probably has..."
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"Dr. Maddox, I just wanted to say"
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"What about my son?"
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"so it was easier for me to move on and, well, you know, make jokes and stuff."
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"This is a teaching hospital."
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"Allow me."
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"- Loving this thing. - And here it is."
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"Don't mention it."
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"Always think diabetes first."
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"Come on. I know it's tempting to just mail it in,"
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"Right."
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"...or once again, facing off with a jerk."
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