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Clips from Big Mouth - The Planned Parenthood Show (S02E02)

Movies 2017 Season 2, Episode 5 563 clips
Comedy

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because I recently made thick in the warm.
"because I recently made thick in the warm."
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Who could be anyone's mom.
"Who could be anyone's mom."
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So the lady is the warm, and then Coach Steve, he makes the thick?
"So the lady is the warm, and then Coach Steve, he makes the thick?"
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-Oof! -Argh!
"-Oof! -Argh!"
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Aren't you worried about getting the woman pregnant?
"Aren't you worried about getting the woman pregnant?"
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Or like getting an STD?
"Or like getting an STD?"
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You've never even been to a Planned Parenthood.
"You've never even been to a Planned Parenthood."
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when my dad has dropped off his receptionist there,
"when my dad has dropped off his receptionist there,"
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Watch YouTube, guys.
"Watch YouTube, guys."
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that'd be entertaining and informative, but also not too preachy?
"that'd be entertaining and informative, but also not too preachy?"
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-Well, we're gonna do our best. -All right.
"-Well, we're gonna do our best. -All right."
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helping women in need,
"helping women in need,"
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A female on Texania is due for a pap smear.
"A female on Texania is due for a pap smear."
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Chewbacca sound!
"Chewbacca sound!"
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Affirmative. Initiate hyper speed.
"Affirmative. Initiate hyper speed."
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Don't worry, Missy. I'll protect you.
"Don't worry, Missy. I'll protect you."
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General Fillion and Janitor Glouberman, though I'm flattered,
"General Fillion and Janitor Glouberman, though I'm flattered,"
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Every person on this team is equally important.
"Every person on this team is equally important."
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[grunts]
"[grunts]"
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I mean we obviously have the technology.
"I mean we obviously have the technology."
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[Missy] Prepare for pelvic exam!
"[Missy] Prepare for pelvic exam!"
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-The Bilzerians. -Yeah, the Bilzerians.
"-The Bilzerians. -Yeah, the Bilzerians."
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You heard me say it first though. Right, Missy?
"You heard me say it first though. Right, Missy?"
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Attention! Your ship is in violation of Bilzerian Space Law 69,
"Attention! Your ship is in violation of Bilzerian Space Law 69,"
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[Fillion] Oh Missy, if anyone can do it, you can.
"[Fillion] Oh Missy, if anyone can do it, you can."
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[Andrew] Kiss butt much, Fillion?
"[Andrew] Kiss butt much, Fillion?"
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Look at all of these beautiful ova.
"Look at all of these beautiful ova."
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I'm going out there.
"I'm going out there."
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Approaching cyst.
"Approaching cyst."
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[Andrew] Is it that you're 46 and she's 13?
"[Andrew] Is it that you're 46 and she's 13?"
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We've got you surrounded.
"We've got you surrounded."
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Actually, yes. Just one.
"Actually, yes. Just one."
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I ask you to look around
"I ask you to look around"
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at the majesty of the female reproductive system,
"at the majesty of the female reproductive system,"
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Okay, not exactly the point I was making, but I'll take it!
"Okay, not exactly the point I was making, but I'll take it!"
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Missy, we've analyzed the cells, and our patient is gonna be okay.
"Missy, we've analyzed the cells, and our patient is gonna be okay."
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Andrew, I'm sorry that you're a shit flinger.
"Andrew, I'm sorry that you're a shit flinger."
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Touche. Perhaps we're more alike than we care to admit.
"Touche. Perhaps we're more alike than we care to admit."
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while we both make searing eye contact with Missy?
"while we both make searing eye contact with Missy?"
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Wo wo wo!
"Wo wo wo!"
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for all the girls in the class.
"for all the girls in the class."
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Kid's a financial genius.
"Kid's a financial genius."
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Why aren't you offering girls money to touch their tits?
"Why aren't you offering girls money to touch their tits?"
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Not if you do it so good, she falls in love with you.
"Not if you do it so good, she falls in love with you."
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to literally millions of people.
"to literally millions of people."
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-[Steve] Bird control? -What?
"-[Steve] Bird control? -What?"
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-[softly] Yeah. -Steve, we're talking about contraception.
"-[softly] Yeah. -Steve, we're talking about contraception."
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I might have a shot at understanding.
"I might have a shot at understanding."
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and a baby's, like, a lot of responsibility.
"and a baby's, like, a lot of responsibility."
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Hi, Leah.
"Hi, Leah."
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Nice to meet you.
"Nice to meet you."
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Your mother and I were really good friends.
"Your mother and I were really good friends."
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I'm incredibly effective, but it's going to hurt going in.
"I'm incredibly effective, but it's going to hurt going in."
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Hey, get off of her! Go to the mansion and get some wine.
"Hey, get off of her! Go to the mansion and get some wine."
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The cocktail party was a really great way to get to know my options a little better
"The cocktail party was a really great way to get to know my options a little better"
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-Oh! -Babe, babe, baby...
"-Oh! -Babe, babe, baby..."
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-Is that so wrong? -I guess not?
"-Is that so wrong? -I guess not?"
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This is the hardest choice I have ever had to make.
"This is the hardest choice I have ever had to make."
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I cannot wait to come inside you.
"I cannot wait to come inside you."
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Another teenager making a terrible life choice.
"Another teenager making a terrible life choice."
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Cut! Nope. Turn the lights on.
"Cut! Nope. Turn the lights on."
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Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
"Don't let anyone tell you otherwise."
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Bone cancer.
"Bone cancer."
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It spread to my feet.
"It spread to my feet."
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and I can guarantee you that I'll be there for you for three years,"
"and I can guarantee you that I'll be there for you for three years,""
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Coming up next, the finale of Spatula in Paradise.
"Coming up next, the finale of Spatula in Paradise."
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but I'm going to choose...
"but I'm going to choose..."
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-the metal one. -They're both metal.
"-the metal one. -They're both metal."
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Okay everybody, from now on,
"Okay everybody, from now on,"
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Ooh! What, are we talking about, your mom's N.M.?
"Ooh! What, are we talking about, your mom's N.M.?"
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Dad, get out of here and just go get your vasectomy already.
"Dad, get out of here and just go get your vasectomy already."
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[Elliot] It all started in Brooklyn, my hometown.
"[Elliot] It all started in Brooklyn, my hometown."
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These were dogs that had their own headshots.
"These were dogs that had their own headshots."
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-The biggest stars in the country. -So the dogs were movie stars.
"-The biggest stars in the country. -So the dogs were movie stars."
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It's my vasectomy.
"It's my vasectomy."
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when in walked the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen: Your mother.
"when in walked the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen: Your mother."
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That's why I'm wearing pants.
"That's why I'm wearing pants."
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Pants, and also your old man,
"Pants, and also your old man,"
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who was a young man then in 1955.
"who was a young man then in 1955."
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because a lobster was attacking her.
"because a lobster was attacking her."
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[Nick] I'm sorry, is that a Woody Allen thing?
"[Nick] I'm sorry, is that a Woody Allen thing?"
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[Elliot] And I saved your mother
"[Elliot] And I saved your mother"
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It's about our family. Anyway...
"It's about our family. Anyway..."
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You mean, make love.
"You mean, make love."
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My penis was as hard as it is for me to watch you kids grow up so fast.
"My penis was as hard as it is for me to watch you kids grow up so fast."
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[Elliot]  A few years later, flash forward to 1955.
"[Elliot]  A few years later, flash forward to 1955."
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I've got career on the brain, but also these three kids.
"I've got career on the brain, but also these three kids."
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Why do I never wanna take one?
"Why do I never wanna take one?"
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Argh!
"Argh!"
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-I love you, Nikki -I love you too, dad.
"-I love you, Nikki -I love you too, dad."
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[muffled shouting]
"[muffled shouting]"
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Barbara, did you touch my box of peach pits?
"Barbara, did you touch my box of peach pits?"
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♪ Groove is in the heart ♪
"♪ Groove is in the heart ♪"
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♪ Move us to the nth hoop ♪
"♪ Move us to the nth hoop ♪"
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♪ DJ Soul was on a roll ♪
"♪ DJ Soul was on a roll ♪"
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♪ Groove is in the heart ♪
"♪ Groove is in the heart ♪"
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I do.
"I do."
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Well, what are we gonna name him?
"Well, what are we gonna name him?"
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[normal voice] Yeah, that works.
"[normal voice] Yeah, that works."
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-and I think he knows. -[Marty] I heard that!
"-and I think he knows. -[Marty] I heard that!"
Big Mouth
Aw!
"Aw!"
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Yeah, because women have the right to choose what happens to their bodies.
"Yeah, because women have the right to choose what happens to their bodies."
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My mom says that's how I get my nutrients!
"My mom says that's how I get my nutrients!"
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-Andrew! -Lola...
"-Andrew! -Lola..."
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I googled it, you chinless turd.
"I googled it, you chinless turd."
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Blue Waffle? What's that?
"Blue Waffle? What's that?"
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It's an STD that makes your vagenitals look like this.
"It's an STD that makes your vagenitals look like this."
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[screaming]
"[screaming]"
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No, but it will be.
"No, but it will be."
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Right now, I'm just, like, super itchy.
"Right now, I'm just, like, super itchy."
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Oh God. We did.
"Oh God. We did."
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It's pulsing with, like, dick fever.
"It's pulsing with, like, dick fever."
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'cause your life is over, you blue-dicked buffoon!
"'cause your life is over, you blue-dicked buffoon!"
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-I know. -[sniffs]
"-I know. -[sniffs]"
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-Help me. -I don't know how!
"-Help me. -I don't know how!"
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-[door opens] -What's going on with you, Andrew?
"-[door opens] -What's going on with you, Andrew?"
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Andrew, what have you done to us?
"Andrew, what have you done to us?"
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This stops here.
"This stops here."
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-Hubba-hubba style. -What?
"-Hubba-hubba style. -What?"
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Oh, fuck! Her fucking nose is in my hands!
"Oh, fuck! Her fucking nose is in my hands!"
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