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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - A Womb with a View (S05E05)

"Make him do something."
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"-Would you like to meet them? -Yeah."
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"Where are we?"
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"Scene of the crime."
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"Joke."
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"I like to do one every century or so."
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"Never mind. This is an office building, the place your parents met."
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"There. Right on schedule. That's him."
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"Dad."
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"He can't see or hear you."
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"Well?"
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"I think I like him."
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"-Good morning, ladies. -Good morning."
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"Mr. Addison."
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"Agnes."
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"What?"
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"Miss Hayes wanted to see you in her office when you got back."
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"Yeah."
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"Pencil her in a little later. I have some pressing business pressing."
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"Mr. Addison, can I see you in my office for a moment?"
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"-Right now'? -Now."
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"-Mom? -Morn."
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"Excuse me, ladies. I believe I hear a mood swing coming on."
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"Down boys."
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"Hello, David."
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"Hello, Maddie."
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"If it's not too, too much trouble would you like to explain yourself?"
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"No trouble. When I was in the 9th grade..."
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"-...I had this teacher that I-- -David..."
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"There's more silicone in the outer office than in Northern California, why?"
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"Why not is the question we should be asking."
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"Why, instead of working, are the men ogling those women like tomcats?"
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"-Beats me, which women? -That flock of floozies."
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"-That bevy of bimbos. -Mass of maracas."
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"Not the candidates I'll be interviewing for the job of au pair."
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"Au pair? What au pair?"
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"Can you tell me you can look in that outer office and not see a pair..."
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"...or two pair or three. As a matter of fact, yours--"
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"Enough."
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"No one ever listens to what I'm trying to say."
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"-It was supposed to be a surprise. -What surprise?"
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"The au pair, the help for the bambina. The bambino."
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"You honestly expect me to trust my child to one of those."
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"The poor thing would get dizzy from the bumping and grinding."
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"That's not very nice just because a woman has an ample bosom..."
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"...legs like there's no tomorrow, a caboose that would make a grown..."
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"-Stop it. David. -...man."
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"We don't know if any of those women have any qualifications for childcare."
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"-Sure we do. -They're here for one reason."
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"-You know it. -I don't know anything."
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"They seemed bright to me in the few moments that I spent with them."
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"They have excellent references."
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"-Two were in a David Lee Roth-- -Get them out of here. Now."
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"All right, but I think you're making a big mistake."
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"Those women are all highly-trained specialists."
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"Getting tassels to spin in opposite directions?"
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"Are you pooh-poohing this idea?"
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"-I'm pooh-poohing this idea. -You can pooh-pooh it if you want to."
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"It's pretty doggone hard to get them tassels to spin in opposite directions."
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"Anyway, who says you got to be some blue-haired old biddy to watch kids?"
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"That bleach blonde has motherhood written over her."
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"She said something about a tattoo. I didn't know that it was--"
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"Look what is the big deal?"
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"She doesn't fit your image of what a nanny is, so what? It's for around here."
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"Kind of an onsite day-care centre."
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"If the daycare giver happens to be easy on the eyes, so what?"
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"-David you are obsessed. -What?"
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"-Pornographic. Deviant. -At least I'm keeping up with the times."
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"I don't need your help. A daycare centre's fine."
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"Why are they talking at the same time?"
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"It's called chemistry."
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"Those women are concerned with one thing only."
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"Giving, giving, giving."
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"-Out. -Wait a minute. You want me to get out?"
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"I try and lend a helping hand around here..."
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"...and do I get as much as a thank you? No."
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"-Thank you. -You're welcome."
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"Disappear, evaporate, dissolve."
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"With pleasure."
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"Pleasure's that big blonde thing in the mini skirt."
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"David Addison, I have something else to say to you."
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"Baby Hayes."
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"Something the matter? Did the noise scare you?"
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"Baby Hayes, I can tell something's bothering you."
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"Tell me what's wrong."
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"That's what divine emissaries are for."
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"Well, don't take this the wrong way but I don't think I like my parents."
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"Well, that's a shame because they're both going to be sensational parents."
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"Really. I know. I've seen some of the future episodes."
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"Well, I don't care. I just don't like them."
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"Well, that's ridiculous. Do you know how many babies..."
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"...would give the diaper off their bum to have Maddie and David for parents?"
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"It's the fighting, isn't it?"
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"But Baby Hayes, that wasn't a fight, that was them."
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"That's what Maddie and David do. What they've always done. That was--"
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"-A fight. -No."
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"They're old souls. They've been around for centuries."
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"I've brought them into the world at least a dozen times myself."
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"And it's always the same, they meet, they fall in love..."
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"...they spend their lives doing this strange little tango together."
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"Let me show you something."
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"And I don't like you."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Then why are you still here talking to me?"
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"Here I am, Mrs. Adams."
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"-Thought you said you didn't like me. -I don't."
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"Well, then..."
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"...you gonna tell me to go away."
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"I don't hear anything."
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"I still don't hear anything."
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"I'm confused."
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"I still don't hear anything."
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"They always do this?"
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"Always."
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"If they didn't love each other, they won't keep coming back for more."
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"Lucky you weren't born a hundred years earlier..."
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"...the doors were heavier then and made a lot more racket."
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"Let me show you what I mean."
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"For 'tis plain to any fool that it be night and not day."
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"Day it is if thy husband says it be so."
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