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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - A Womb with a View (S05E05)

"Perhaps to a wife blinded by love, but mine eyes see clear."
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"Love or no, I be thy liege and thy lord that bring home the bacon..."
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"...and provided thee with a roof over they thick skull."
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"And for that, by the gods, if I say the moon be the sun than to you..."
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"...good wife, it shall be so."
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"Good wife I am in name only, good husband."
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"Thus it is the moon and 'tis the moon no matter what thee said."
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"'Tis the sun or no sleep for thee."
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"'Tis the moon and to bed I'm away."
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"~The sun. -The moon."
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"~The sun. -The moon!"
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"Hope they like these jokes on the moon because that's where you're going."
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"I will not stand for this."
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"-You will not stand. -This, my castle."
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"-King. King. -Some king."
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"Not even a vassal to command in his castle."
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"-'Tis the moon I choose fo see. -I'll teach you."
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"-In there I choose to sleep. -On your honeymoon, you sleep there..."
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"...without me until I say otherwise."
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"-Understand it. Fine. -Understand it. Fine."
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"Well, why does it have to be like that, always so complicated?"
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"Perhaps Maddie's afraid that she loves David more than he loves her."
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"David's afraid of the same thing."
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"Since they're afraid of being hurt by the other, they act like they don't care."
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"But deep down they really do care."
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"Oh, yes, a great deal."
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"Come in."
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"-Look, Maddie I-- -David, I--"
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"You first."
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"Look, David, I know you probably meant well."
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"-I might have gotten carried away. -Might have."
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"I figured we need somebody to backstop "mama-rama" here..."
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"...and if we brighten up the landscape."
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"What the hay."
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"What the hay."
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"You know something."
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"Whoever the little critter is that gets you for a mom..."
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"...1s one lucky bambino."
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"Or a bambina."
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"I think you get the idea."
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"We should be getting back."
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"Oh, what is that?"
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"I don't know but it feels like handball."
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"Yes, yes."
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"I think you and David and Maddie have a great deal to look--"
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"-See you after lunch, Miss DiPesto. -Okey-dokey."
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"Damn."
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"-Double or nothing. -Pay up."
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"Herbert."
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"What are you and MacGilicuddy torturing each other about?"
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"Nothing, my dear. Just enjoying a friendly round of water cooler roulette."
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"Your luck is about to run out, bucko."
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"Not before your bank account."
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"Why does it always go... on my turn?"
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"I need $8.17 from you for Miss Hayes' baby shower."
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"I bet that weasel's got this thing rigged."
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"-Herbert. -I'm sorry. What?"
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"I need 8.17, your share of the baby gift."
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"Oh, jeez. Agnes. I'm sorry I'm tapped out."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"I'll cover your share."
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"Don't get to Chez Jay later than 7 p.m..."
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"...or you'll ruin the surprise."
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"Listen. I've been meaning to say something. I can't make it."
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"-What? -I've got other plans."
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"-You what? -Got other plans?"
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"This office is giving her a shower..."
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"...and you're going to be there with bells on."
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"No, I'm not."
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"Yes, you are."
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"Herbert, why are you being like this?"
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"-Like what? -Like this."
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"This is unreasonable."
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"-...for not attending this function. -Let's hear it."
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"All right."
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"You see, the plain truth of the matter is..."
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"...and I am being brutally frank..."
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"...and frankly brutal."
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"But the fact is, that I become extremely uncomfortable..."
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"...around women who are in a family way."
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"Pregnant."
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"And the thought of spending an entire evening, never mind the $8.17..."
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"...where the principal topic of conversation will be...."
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"The whole prospect is too hideous even to contemplate."
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"You're jealous that women can do something you can't."
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"Oh, yeah. I really feel cheated out of morning sickness..."
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"...followed by unfathomable pain..."
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"...which leads to years of being chewed, spit, leaked and pooped on."
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"No. No. Agnes."
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"Some people are meant to have children."
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"Your mother, for example."
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"But me..."
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"...I'd be a flop as a pop."
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"How can you say that unless you've tried."
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"The responsibility is simply too awesome."
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"...or it didn't like me?"
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"What if we didn't bond?"
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"Oh, Herbert. you're such a worrywart."
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"You're right, you're right, I am and do [--"
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"We want to pass along a genetic weakness like that?"
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"No."
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"No, the only honourable thing to do is just chlorinate the gene pool."
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"Yeah, well..."
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"...it wouldn't be just your gene pool."
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"I mean..."
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"...a baby doesn't have to be the worst parts of two people."
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"And what baby wouldn't want to have your wit."
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"My wit."
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"-Do you think I'm witty? -The wittiest and your good looks."
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"I've never thought of that."
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"I could really get into your genes..."
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"...Herbert Quentin Viola."
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"And I yours."
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"What time? Where?"
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"Seven p.m."
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"Chez Jay, with bells on."
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"Jerk."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, broccoli."
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"Lunchtime."
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