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Clips from Down By The River | Saturday Night Live

- Hey, mom, dad.

"- Hey, mom, dad."

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- Brian. Stacy. You're mother, Ellen and I are so glad you decided to join us for

"- Brian. Stacy. You're mother, Ellen and I are so glad you decided to join us for"

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this family communication session.

"this family communication session."

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- Okay, well, let's get it started then.

"- Okay, well, let's get it started then."

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- All right, well, Stacy, Brian, you're father, Ted and I are a little bit

"- All right, well, Stacy, Brian, you're father, Ted and I are a little bit"

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concerned. Celia, the cleaning lady was in the family room and she found a bag of

"concerned. Celia, the cleaning lady was in the family room and she found a bag of"

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- She didn't smoke it, did she?

"- She didn't smoke it, did she?"

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- No, she didn't smoke it.

"- No, she didn't smoke it."

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- Now, we're not here to come down on you. I mean, that's not what we're about, okay?

"- Now, we're not here to come down on you. I mean, that's not what we're about, okay?"

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- Crack, ice, boom, pow.

"- Crack, ice, boom, pow."

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- Sure, I mean, we're your parents. Who wants to hear this stuff from their

"- Sure, I mean, we're your parents. Who wants to hear this stuff from their"

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- [Ellen] Your father and I came up with a brilliant idea to give you kids some

"- [Ellen] Your father and I came up with a brilliant idea to give you kids some"

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- You mean, to come to the house?

"- You mean, to come to the house?"

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- [Ellen] Uh huh.

"- [Ellen] Uh huh."

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- Yeah right.

"- Yeah right."

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last four hours and he should be all ready to go. I'll call him

"last four hours and he should be all ready to go. I'll call him"

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up. Matt, we're ready for ya. His speech

"up. Matt, we're ready for ya. His speech"

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is called "Go for it". ow, he's used to big groups so make him feel like there's a

"is called "Go for it". ow, he's used to big groups so make him feel like there's a"

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crowd here. Matt, come on up buddy!

"crowd here. Matt, come on up buddy!"

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- All right,

"- All right,"

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how's everybody? Good, good, good.

"how's everybody? Good, good, good."

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- Now as your father probably told you, my name is Matt

"- Now as your father probably told you, my name is Matt"

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Foley and I am a motivational speaker. Now, let's

"Foley and I am a motivational speaker. Now, let's"

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get started by lettin' me give you a little bit of a scenario of what my life

"get started by lettin' me give you a little bit of a scenario of what my life"

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is all about. First off, I am 35 years old, I am

"is all about. First off, I am 35 years old, I am"

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divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

"divorced, and I live in a van down by the river."

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my pocket. Well, I'm hear to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go

"my pocket. Well, I'm hear to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go"

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out there, that you're not going to amount to jack

"out there, that you're not going to amount to jack"

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You're gonna end up eating a 'sghetti diet and government cheese and livin' in a van down by the river.

"You're gonna end up eating a 'sghetti diet and government cheese and livin' in a van down by the river."

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Now, young man, what do you want to do with your life?

"Now, young man, what do you want to do with your life?"

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- We got ourselves a writer here. Hey dad, I can't see real good. Is that Bill

"- We got ourselves a writer here. Hey dad, I can't see real good. Is that Bill"

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Shakespeare over there?

"Shakespeare over there?"

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- Well, actually Matt, Ellen and I have encouraged Brian in his writing.

"- Well, actually Matt, Ellen and I have encouraged Brian in his writing."

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Dad, I wish you could just shut your big yapper.

"Dad, I wish you could just shut your big yapper."

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paper not for writin', but for rollin' doobies. You're gonna be doin' a

"paper not for writin', but for rollin' doobies. You're gonna be doin' a"

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lot of doobie rollin' when you're livin' in a van down by the river.

"lot of doobie rollin' when you're livin' in a van down by the river."

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- Young lady, what do you want to do with your life?

"- Young lady, what do you want to do with your life?"

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I want to live in a van down by the river.

"I want to live in a van down by the river."

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- Well, you have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river when you're livin'

"- Well, you have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river when you're livin'"

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Matt, how can we get back on the right track?

"Matt, how can we get back on the right track?"

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Well, as I see it there is only one solution

"Well, as I see it there is only one solution"

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We're gonna be buddies, we're gonna be pals, we're gonna wrestle around. [audience laughing]

"We're gonna be buddies, we're gonna be pals, we're gonna wrestle around. [audience laughing]"

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- I'm askin' to be your shadow. Here's you, here's Matt.

"- I'm askin' to be your shadow. Here's you, here's Matt."

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Whoopsadaisy. My God.

"Whoopsadaisy. My God."

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We're gonna have to clean that up later. Me and my buddies.

"We're gonna have to clean that up later. Me and my buddies."

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- Wait, Matt, you don't have to go. Matt, Matt.

"- Wait, Matt, you don't have to go. Matt, Matt."

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- I don't give a rat's behind, 'cause I'm movin' in. I'm sick and tired of livin' in

"- I don't give a rat's behind, 'cause I'm movin' in. I'm sick and tired of livin' in"

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the

"the"

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Is the back door locked?

"Is the back door locked?"

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- Yes.

"- Yes."

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- We love you, dad.

"- We love you, dad."

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Matt Foley. Now, he's been down in the basement drinkin' coffee for about the

"Matt Foley. Now, he's been down in the basement drinkin' coffee for about the"

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- I, actually Matt, I kind of want to be a writer.

"- I, actually Matt, I kind of want to be a writer."

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There's you, there's...

"There's you, there's..."

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a van down by the river.

"a van down by the river."

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- So, what's up? You guys getting divorced or something?

"- So, what's up? You guys getting divorced or something?"

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parents, huh?

"parents, huh?"

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direction. A motivational speaker.

"direction. A motivational speaker."

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- Yeah, one of those guys who speaks to big groups at high schools and churches?

"- Yeah, one of those guys who speaks to big groups at high schools and churches?"

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- No, we just wanted the family to talk as a group.

"- No, we just wanted the family to talk as a group."

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pot.

"pot."

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[audience laughing]

"[audience laughing]"

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- But we know you don't want to hear this from us.

"- But we know you don't want to hear this from us."

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- We're just concerned that pot could lead to other things.

"- We're just concerned that pot could lead to other things."

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squat. [audience laughing]

"squat. [audience laughing]"

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[audience laughing]

"[audience laughing]"

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[audience applause]

"[audience applause]"

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- Now, I wonder, Brian, from what I've heard your using your

"- Now, I wonder, Brian, from what I've heard your using your"

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life?

"life?"

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in a van down by the river. Now, you kids are probably asking yourselves, hey

"in a van down by the river. Now, you kids are probably asking yourselves, hey"

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pals, my amigos. I'm gonna get my gear.

"pals, my amigos. I'm gonna get my gear."

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- I don't have to do that! We'll never smoke pot again.

"- I don't have to do that! We'll never smoke pot again."

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And that is for me to get my gear, move it on in here, 'cause I'm gonna bunk with you, buddy.

"And that is for me to get my gear, move it on in here, 'cause I'm gonna bunk with you, buddy."

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- All right, later.

"- All right, later."

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- Uh, Matt, uh, thanks for all you've done.

"- Uh, Matt, uh, thanks for all you've done."

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- Is

"- Is"

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[audience laughing]

"[audience laughing]"

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Well, la di frickin' da.

"Well, la di frickin' da."

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gonna get the world by the tail and wrap it around and pull it down and put it in

"gonna get the world by the tail and wrap it around and pull it down and put it in"

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- I love you too.

"- I love you too."

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[crash]

"[crash]"

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- Hey, hey, hey come on you guys. This set me back a few bucks. Okay, his name is

"- Hey, hey, hey come on you guys. This set me back a few bucks. Okay, his name is"

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- Now, you kids are probably sayin' to yourselves hey, I'm gonna go out and I'm

"- Now, you kids are probably sayin' to yourselves hey, I'm gonna go out and I'm"

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[audience applause]

"[audience applause]"

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