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Clips from The Golden Girls - Nice and Easy (S01E01)

"Oh, he took me on his boat for a midnight cruise. It was incredible."
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"I've only known him a few hours, but the evening was so perfect."
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"I didn't get any sleep, and I have my interview this afternoon."
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"I just have to tell you all about it later."
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"- I don't believe it. - Neither do I."
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"Imagine, landing herself a doctor, and she still wants to finish college."
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"That should give them something to talk about back in Dogpatch."
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"No, but I am not passing judgment."
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"She seems like a levelheaded girl, and who knows? Maybe she did fall in love."
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"That's right, Rose. She doesn't do this sort of thing all the time."
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"Sophia, do you think it's right for a girl to sleep with a man on their first date?"
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"It's a sin!"
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"Personally, I'd go back to eating fish on Friday"
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"- King me. - Ma, you can't do that!"
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"It's a perfectly legal double jump."
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"Yes, but I'm black, you're red!"
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"It's supposed to be a friendly game. All of a sudden, you're playing Vegas rules?"
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"- Hi, everyone! - Lucy, honey, how did the interview go?"
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"Oh, fantastic! Is Aunt Blanche here?"
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"I want to tell her all about it, and that I won't be home for dinner."
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"Oh, your gorgeous doctor taking you for another midnight cruise?"
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"Oh, no. Tonight I'm going out with Michael."
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"- Michael isn't the doctor? - No, Michael's from the university."
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"He's the one who interviewed me. Oh, he's an absolute dream, he really is."
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"He is the most stunning hunk of masculinity I have seen since... since..."
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"Since the dazzling doctor from last night?"
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"- Lucy, darling, how did the interview go? - Oh, it was great, Aunt Blanche."
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"I have a feeling I'm gonna be spending a lot more time here with you in Miami."
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"I hope you won't be upset if I'm not home for dinner tonight... or tomorrow night."
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"Oh, Lucy!"
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"Please, Aunt Blanche. He wants me to fly to the Bahamas with him."
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"The Bahamas?"
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"Well, I suppose you do have to celebrate doing so well this afternoon."
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"- So, what the heck? Go on! - Oh, thank you!"
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"I knew you'd understand. I'll see you-all later."
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"Oh, I'm so happy things are going so well for her."
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"Practically accepted into college, now she's flying to the Bahamas with a doctor."
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"- What do you mean? - Girl's a slut."
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"That's not what I meant, exactly."
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"No, she's going to the Bahamas with the college interviewer she met this afternoon."
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"- I think you should talk to her mother. - I can't do that."
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"- Why not? - Because Lucy trusts me."
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"Ever since she was a little girl, she and I have confided in each other."
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"If I betrayed that trust, she'd never forgive me. I'd never forgive myself."
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"Then I think you should talk to her as soon as she gets back."
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"I think you're right. I need to straighten this out."
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"- I don't know what to say to her. - I used to know a girl like that in Sicily."
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"She slept with every Tom, Dick, and Vito in our village."
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"Finally, the women took matters in their own hands."
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"They dragged her to the outskirts of town,"
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"- "Why? Why would you do such a thing?" - What did she say?"
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"Ma, what does this have to do with Lucy?"
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"Not a thing. It's the only slut story I know."
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"I'll just be a minute."
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"- Oh. Oh, Lucy, you're home. - Aunt Blanche, what are you doing up?"
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"I was waiting up to talk to you, honey. I guess I dozed off."
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"- Well, what is it? Is anything wrong? - No, everything's fine, really."
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"Why don't you say good night to your friend and I'll meet you in the kitchen?"
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"Uh, Aunt Blanche, wait."
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"I wasn't gonna say good night to Ed. I was stopping by to pick up a few things."
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"- What? - Well, it was on the way."
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"I'm in that new complex over on Lakefront."
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"By the way, I'm Ed Collins, Miami Vice."
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"Vice. Ed's with the police department."
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"Oh. I thought he was with the university."
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"No, actually, before you left last night, I thought he was the doctor from the plane"
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"and Dorothy explained to me that he was the university interviewer."
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"Oh, no, that was Michael, the guy I flew to the Bahamas with."
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"I just met Ed at the airport."
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"He arrested Michael for transporting marijuana from the islands."
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"You picking up Ed is something I think the two of us have to discuss."
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"Ed, it's been a real pleasure. Good night."
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"Lucy, you're grounded for the rest of your stay."
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"Why don't you get a good night's sleep, and we'll talk when I get home tomorrow?"
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"I don't think you heard what I said. You are not going anywhere."
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"I'm going where ever I please."
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"Come on, Ed."
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"You walk out that door, missy, you can forget about coming back!"
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"Lucy!"
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"I just don't understand it."
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"I forbade her to go, and she looked me straight in the eye and walked out the door!"
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"Honey, you have to understand. Lucy's experiencing her first taste of freedom."
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"She's going through a rebellious stage."
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"- Sweetie, it's part of growing up. - Dorothy's right."
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"I cringe at some of the stunts I pulled when I went through my rebellious stage."
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"Like what, Rose, squeezing the cows too hard?"
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"No... like climbing out my bedroom window"
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"and stealing my father's truck to drive to a bar in the city to meet Clel Lightener."
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"Clel Lightener? I think I used that on my hair once."
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"He was also the only sophomore old enough to get into a bar."
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"I sat in the truck for hours, paralyzed with fear. I kept thinking to myself,"
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""What is a simple Protestant farm girl doing in the parking lot of a gin mill"
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"in a flashy, fast-paced city like Tyler's Landing?""
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"- So did you get out of the truck or what? - Of course."
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"I marched up to the door, and I ran right into Reverend Mackenzie"
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"coming out of the bar on the arm of Millie Beasley..."
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"...wife of Emmett Beasley, our town's most decorated war hero."
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"...all for head wounds."
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"He ran the feed store in our town. 'Course, if the truth be known,"
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"Well, did he keep your secret?"
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"Till the day he died..."
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"...which was two days later."
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"Emmett found Millie and the Reverend skinny-dipping in the church's fountain..."
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"A week later, we became Lutherans."
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"Rose, that isn't a "teenage rebellion" story."
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"That is a "changing religions" story."
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"It's a "who cares?" story. A "why-the-hell- tell-it-in-the-first-place?" story!"
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"- Blanche, Blanche. - Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,"
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"but it's just that I actually went through a very rebellious stage as a teenager."
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"- I know how difficult it can be. - What did you do that was so rebellious?"
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"When I was 15, I dropped out of school for a month to become a magician's assistant."
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"When I was 16, I ran off with a gas station attendant twice my age"
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"to get married in Mexico."
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"When I was 17, I hitchhiked to New York,"
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"and for two months, I was a Rockette under an assumed name."
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"Tyler's Landing kind of pales in comparison."
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"I stand corrected. How did you get through all that, Blanche?"
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"I was lucky enough to have my big sister Charmaine chasing after me,"
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"trying to talk some sense into my fool head."
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"Maybe Lucy could use a big sister herself right now."
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