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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - The Eyes of Love/Masquerade/Hollywood Royalty/The Caper: Part 2 (S01E01)

"Well, a vote of confidence like that deserves a drink."
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"Would you care to join me, Miss, uh...?"
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"Robin Brant. That's very nice."
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"How about the, uh, Starlight Bar?"
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"Perfect."
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"Uh, Mr. Linden... Ah, captain."
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"Have you been going over your script?"
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"Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about."
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"Uh, this is the first time I've done this, and, uh,"
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"I don't usually tell jokes."
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"There's nothing to worry about."
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"You'll be wonderful."
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"Well... Trust me."
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"I've written for all the top comedians."
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"Bert Parks, Monty Hall."
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"All of 'em."
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"Got to get the girls ready."
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"Wow. Bert Parks."
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""Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen."
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""This afternoon we begin our search for the young woman"
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""who will represent us during the year ahead."
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""She will be judged for her beauty, poise and personality."
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""And right now, if our judges are ready..."
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""And I see that they are."
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""we will begin by showing you some of the cruisewear"
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""designed especially for our shops onboard"
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""by Carita of California,"
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""modeled by our five lovely ladies."
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"First: Miss Alma Hodges, 19.""
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"Whoa!"
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""A sophomore at Oklahoma A&M,"
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""she is studying veterinary medicine."
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"You lucky dogs.""
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""Now, next: Miss Teresa Chen, 21,"
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"from San Francisco.""
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""She's a student of Marine Biology,"
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""and I know a lot of Marines who'd like"
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"to study her biology.""
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""Miss Susie Corbett, 22.""
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""Susie is a Music major,"
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"as you can tell from her rhythm section.""
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""And now, Miss Rita Almirez, 20.""
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""A History student from San Antonio, Texas."
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""One look and you'll forget the Alamo and remember Rita.""
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""And finally, Miss Jeanette Arno, 22.""
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""Jeanette was the most popular"
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""girl at the University of Nebraska,"
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""which is a remarkable accomplishment"
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"since she went to the University of Oklahoma.""
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"How about a big hand for all of them."
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"What did I tell you? You were terrific."
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"Oh, yes. I was good, wasn't I?"
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"Now, don't forget, tonight is the modeling"
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"of the evening gowns. Right."
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"Uh, get me the script an hour early."
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"I want to punch it up."
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"Come on. Jeanette's got "winner" written all over her."
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"And I hope it's in Braille."
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"I don't know. I'm betting on the sister. Heh, heh."
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"She's not even in the competition."
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"She may not be in your competition,"
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"but she is definitely in mine."
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"Excuse me, Mr. Gibson,"
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"but would you teach me how to do the hambone?"
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"Why, sure, child."
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"You see, it goes like this:"
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"♪ Hambone, hambone Ain't so tough ♪"
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"♪ Hambone, hambone That's enough ♪"
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"♪ Hambone, hambone Make up a rhyme ♪"
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"♪ I can do that anytime ♪"
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"Oh!"
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"Honey, you are a natural."
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"Is there anything that I can get you?"
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"Yes. Earmuffs."
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"Oh, we were just having a little fun."
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"I have nothing against anyone having fun."
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"I just don't think it's necessary for that man"
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"to make such a fool of himself."
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"Ooh... But that's just Mr. Gibson."
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"I mean, he's a nice old dude."
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"Really? Mm-hm."
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"Then how long before he starts strumming on the old banjo?"
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"Ah... I can only stay a minute."
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"Ah, well, that's long enough for this."
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"I love you."
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"And I love you."
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"When your roommates are asleep, you come and stay here."
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"Oh, Rick... I know. I know the rules."
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"You're supposed to be brainy and talented and beautiful and sexy,"
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"but most of all you're supposed to be moral, right?"
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"Right."
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"Right."
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"It doesn't say somewhere in fine print"
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"that it's okay to be human?"
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"Nope. No."
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"Hm. But I am."
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"Um... Ha, ha, ha."
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"I'll see you tonight. That's my girl."
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"Hey, wait."
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"Oh, I don't believe it."
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"Oh."
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"I'm... Ha. I'm sorry."
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"Uh..."
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"Wow."
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"Look at all these books on black history."
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"What are you trying to do, rewrite Roots?"
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"I'm working on my dissertation."
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"Dissertation?"
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"Are you a teacher?"
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"Well, you might say I'm a teaching fellow."
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"Ah, none of the fellas I knew ever looked like you."
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"That means I'm a teaching assistant."
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"Ah, a teacher."
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"Boy, if I had a teacher like you, I'd still be in school."
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"Oh, we never got to names."
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"I'm, uh, Isaac Washington."
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"Stephanie Hayden."
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"How do you do, Stephanie Hayden? Ha."
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""Slave Families of Virginia.""
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"Well, this looks interesting."
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