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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - The Eyes of Love/Masquerade/Hollywood Royalty/The Caper: Part 2 (S01E01)

"Well, if you think the cover's interesting,"
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"you should read what's inside."
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"Does that mean you'd loan it to me?"
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"Mm-hm."
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"And I suggest you start with Chapter 9."
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"Ah, okay, Teach."
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"Uh, when's the first test?"
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"Oh, hey, Isaac, good."
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"Hey, how does that hambone go again?"
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"You know, this is the way the old guy did it, but I want to..."
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"Uh... Uh... Uh, Gopher, later. Okay? Later."
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"Mr. Washington, please, I never stand in the way"
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"Continue with your class in Advanced Hambone."
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"Gopher, Gopher, you are out of my will."
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"Frank."
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"Frank, I haven't called you"
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"because I haven't got anything to tell you."
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"Yes, I know who Nicki is. Whitcomb's girlfriend."
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"I don't care if she is gonna"
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"spill her guts in somebody's column."
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"It's gonna take a little time to find out if Whitcomb's wife"
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"is gonna divorce him,"
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"or if he's gonna resign before Congress throws him out."
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"Just give me a little time, Frank."
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"An hour isn't exactly the kind of time I had in mind, Frank."
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"Frank?"
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"Dinner was terrific, wasn't it?"
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"Yes."
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"to get away from people, and now..."
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"Oh, well, listen, everybody needs someone to talk to."
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"It's just that ever since my relationship with Nicki..."
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"The dancer?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"I haven't had a moment's peace since that story broke."
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"My entire life has been examined and re-examined, investigated,"
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"probed."
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"No one's life can live up to that kind of scrutiny."
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"Well, we all make mistakes."
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"I never said I made a mistake."
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"Look, how would you feel"
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"if right now on this ship"
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"there was a reporter watching us"
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"together holding hands..."
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"Saw me kissing you?"
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"Tomorrow the headlines would say,"
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""Congressman and His Conquest"
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"Seen Living It Up On the Love Boat.""
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"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen."
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"This evening our beautiful models"
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"will be showing you some of the eveningwear"
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"designed especially for us by Carita of California."
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"Thank you."
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"But, uh, before we begin:"
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"a funny thing happened to me"
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"on the way to the Acapulco Lounge tonight."
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"I saw a passenger standing on the deck going like this:"
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"I said, "What are you doing that for?""
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"He said, "It keeps the elephants away.""
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"I said, "Elephants?"
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"We never had an elephant on this ship.""
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"He said, "You see that? It works.""
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"It's one of my favorites."
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"I got a million of 'em."
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"I've created a monster."
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"And now, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"comes the poise portion of the competition."
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"Whoever is selected to be our ambassadress"
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"will be required to deal with the press"
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"and the dignitaries of foreign countries."
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"Now, to see how she thinks on her feet,"
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"we'll ask each young woman to answer"
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"one completely impromptu question."
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"Jeanette."
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"In 15 seconds, please tell us"
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"what is your goal in life?"
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"Oh, well,"
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"I would like to bring all the people in the whole world"
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"together,"
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"so that they can live together in harmony"
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"and they can love together forever."
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"Do I have any time left?"
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"Together."
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"Thank you, thank you."
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"You know, I want to apologize."
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"All I've done since we met"
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"is talk about me and about my troubles."
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"Listen, you need to get it out."
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"Sometimes it's easier to do with a perfect stranger."
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"Ah, you're not a stranger."
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"What you are is the first person I've met so far"
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"that's interested in my side of the story."
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"You see,"
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"my wife and I were planning to get divorced"
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"before Nicki came along."
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"There were no ugly moments, no bad times."
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"It's just that my life was politics,"
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"and she couldn't handle it."
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"The traveling, the campaigns."
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"We lived separate lives."
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"But we were, and still are, good friends."
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"When this thing with Nicki happened,"
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"the press made it look like I was leaving my wife"
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"for some chorus girl."
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"Then it was love?"
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"It was love."
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"But it didn't work."
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"Big deal."
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"The worst part of it was, is I was working"
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"on a piece of tax reform legislation at the time."
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"It was a bill that would have benefited"
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"millions of Americans."
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"Now the whole thing is in doubt"
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"because of this cloud hanging over my head."
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"I never heard anything about a tax reform bill."
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"No, and you won't."
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"People are more interested in sensation than legislation."
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"But you have to get your side of the story out."
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"No, no."
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"I just gotta get out before they throw me out."
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"Resign? But, John... It's a losing battle."
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