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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - The Eyes of Love/Masquerade/Hollywood Royalty/The Caper: Part 2 (S01E01)

"That's it?"
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"Ain't you gonna pipe me aboard?"
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"Oh, we're sorry, sir."
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"We don't normally do that."
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"Oh, that's all right. I'll pipe myself aboard."
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"♪ I'm takin' a cruise To lose the blues ♪"
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"Excuse me... Excuse me."
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"But the rest of us would like to come aboard."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, sugar."
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"But you see, when my jaw starts flappin',"
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"my brain starts knockin'."
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"The other models are inside,"
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"but you are by far the most beautiful."
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"Models? Ha."
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"Sweetheart, I'm here to work on my doctorate."
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"I'm not a piece of cheesecake."
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"Ooh, she don't like you and she don't like me."
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"But lucky for us, there's other fish in the sea."
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"Ha-ha! How!"
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"♪ That's enough, McDuff You've heard enough ♪"
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"Oh, wow."
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"Isn't this nice? Oh, great."
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"Ah. Oh, isn't this wonderful."
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"One whole cabin for all three of us."
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"Yeah, we don't have to share with anybody."
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"You got great measurements:"
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"36-24-36."
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"Zero."
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"Now, listen, Rita..."
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"Hey, now come on, you two."
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"I'm gonna go throw confetti."
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"Me too."
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"Only I'm gonna be throwing most of it at her."
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"Guess who?"
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"Rick! Oh!"
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"Mwah! Oh... Well, hey, tell me, young lady,"
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"do you kiss every man that sneaks into your room?"
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"Only those that I'm engaged to. Ah."
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"I was hoping that you'd come to see me off."
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"Oh, I did better than that."
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"I bought a ticket."
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"Hey, that's great."
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"You don't seem too thrilled about it."
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"Look, I just didn't want anybody to know about us."
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"You know the rules of the competition."
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"I'm supposed to be unattached, free to travel."
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"I know all that, but I just couldn't stand"
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"to be away from you, that's all."
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"For three days?"
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"Look, what if I win this thing?"
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"I'd be gone for a year."
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"I guess I'll just have to stow away in your trunk."
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"Rick, look, this is a really big chance for me."
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"I'd get to do three national commercials."
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"I mean, that's at least $5,000. Hey, wait a minute."
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"What's more important: commercials or me?"
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"Five thousand dollars would be"
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"an awfully nice wedding present."
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"Hm?"
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"Anybody ever tell you you'd make a heck of an ambassadress?"
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"Bye-bye."
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"Yes?"
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"Thank you."
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"Hello, Frank?"
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"Listen, I think I got a goody for the magazine."
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"Not what, who."
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"John P. Whitcomb."
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"He's here and Robin's got him."
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"Yeah, he's alone, but he won't be for long."
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"Yeah, people would come from miles around"
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"just to buy my peanuts at the ballpark."
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"Well, that's incredible."
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"You mean you actually saved enough money"
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"to pay for this cruise by selling peanuts at a ballpark?"
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"No way. You make peanuts selling peanuts."
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"I sold popcorn too."
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"Of course, you had to have a little showmanship."
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"Now, like if you was to buy a bag of peanuts"
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"and a bag of popcorn,"
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"I'd throw in the hambone."
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"Oh, but who could eat that much?"
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"Oh, honey, a hambone ain't something you eat."
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"Hambone is something you do."
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"Why don't you show her."
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"I never could resist a command performance."
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"So stand back and I'm gonna give it a whack."
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"♪ Hambone, hambone Where you been? ♪"
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"♪ Been around the world I'm goin' again ♪"
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"♪ Hambone, hambone What do you say? ♪"
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"♪ Hambone, hambone Every day ♪"
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"♪ Zabba-debba-doe So-dah-doo-bay ♪"
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"Oh, no, no, that... That's all right,"
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"but I detect a distinct Southeastern influence"
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"in that particular rendition."
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"Now, back home in Oakland, we have our own refinements."
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"Young man, I hear more jawbone than I do hambone."
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"Is that so? Yeah."
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"Well, then, stand back."
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"♪ Hambone, hambone Get on down ♪"
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"♪ I do hambone To the disco sound ♪"
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"♪ Boogie with the hambone Day and night ♪"
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"♪ Hambone, hambone Out of sight ♪"
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"Out of sight."
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"You realize, young man,"
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"how many peanuts we could have sold together?"
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"Congressman Whitcomb?"
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"You must be mistaken. I couldn't be."
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"I'm one of your constituents."
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"Really? And you're still talking to me?"
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"I believe a man's private life"
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"is nobody's business but his own."
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"I wish the press felt the same way."
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"Well, they're out to sell newspapers."
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"What do they care about honesty?"
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"Unfortunately, there's a lot of people"
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"that believe what they read."
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"I don't. I voted for you once,"
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"and I intend to vote for you again."
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"The way things are going, you might not get a chance."
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"I'm sure I will."
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