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Clips from The Simpsons - Faith Off (S11E11)

"Well, hang onto your hoopskirts, folks..."
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"Whoa! Anna, get your radar gun, 'cause that tamale was one tall drink of water."
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"Oh, you just know what everyone should do, don't you, Marge?"
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"[ Giggling ] Stop that."
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"Okay, Lise."
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"- If they don't have tabbouleh, what's your second choice? - They'll have tabbouleh."
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"You're the miracle boy with the healing hands, arr, ain't ya?"
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"Nah. I don't do that anymore."
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"So I guess I'll have to see someone else about my crippling depression."
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"Arr. Arr."
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"Wow. And I thought he had it all."
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"#And I owe it all to S.U. ##"
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"And as those lumbering ships of the gridiron sail off into our memories..."
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"[ Homer] Ahh! Hang on!"
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"Wait! Wait! I got a float too. Listen up, 'cause I gotta explain a lot of it."
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"- [ Booing ] - Boo?"
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"- Hey, look out! He's nuts! - Look out!"
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"Out of the way, Baryshnikov! [ Gasps ]"
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"- [ Screams ] - [ Gasps ] He hit the star player."
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"Oh. Dad has the worst luck when he's drinking."
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"- Now does this hurt? - [ Screams ]"
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"I wagered a large sum on the performance of that scholar athlete."
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"No, wait. I got a kid who's a miracle worker. He'll heal him up real good."
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"Oh, right. The ice pick."
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"Bart, I need a miracle."
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"Sorry, Dad. I can't just magically cure a broken leg."
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"Ahh! Please, Bart. You've gotta use your powers. I'm beggin' ya."
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"- [ Groaning ] - Son, I'm afraid that leg is hanging by a thread."
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"Lubchenko must return to game."
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"[ Chuckling ] Oh, your playing days are over, my friend."
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"Oh, dear Lord."
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"I know. Is phony major. [ Sobbing ]"
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"Not just for me, but for my dad."
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"my supply of homespun sayings is lower than a doodlebug in Aunt Tillie's root cellar."
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"- [ Crowd Cheering ] - So we'll- Oh,jumpin' crawdaddies!"
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"Is that Lubchenko coming back on the field?"
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"Yea!"
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"Bart did it. And they're gonna try for a field goal."
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"A field goal? Hmm, 1 9, 20, 21 -"
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"[ Gasps ] That would win the game."
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"Ohh."
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"- Aw. - Ohh."
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"Ohh."
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"I did it! I did it! My leg, it broke off."
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"Poor guy. He lost his leg."
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"Oh, no, no. The fans will whoop it up with that leg tonight."
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"But it'll turn up in the morning, and I'll sew it back on."
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"- Will that really work? - Well, I assume so."
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"I don't have any special powers. I am not a healer."
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"Fine. More money for me."
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"[ Chattering ]"
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"What the- [ Grunting ]"
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"[ Both Laughing ]"
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"[ Shouts, Grunts ]"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"I tried greasing the bucket with bacon fat, but your father kept eating it."
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"[ Screams ]"
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"It was a miracle and it was gross. Cool."
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"Cure me! Cure me!"
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"- How many of you are in horrible pain? - [ All ] Yes!"
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"#Testi, testi #"
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"Milhouse, I can't help you. I am no healer."
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"Whoa, Nellie. We have ourselves a barn burner here today."
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"Wow. He should have his foot insured by Lloyd's of London."
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"An overdue tribute to halftime itself."
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"- And what's this? - [ Vehicle Backfiring ]"
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"Heal. Heal. Heal!"
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"Oh, Doctor! With S.U. behind and seconds left..."
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"#We look like slobs #"
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"- Good work. Now let's see who's having sex in the library. - Aw, they scrambled it."
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"Cool."
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"Hey, I'm doing the best with the material I have."
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"# ti-#"
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"- Good evening, gentlemen. - [ Grunts ]"
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"That's nice. But maybe your homecoming float should have something to do with college."
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"Uh, excuse me, neighbor."
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"When I was your age, I was a hell-raiser too."
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"- [ Whistle Blows ] - [ Crowd Cheering ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"FAITH OFF"
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"Easy. Easy. Too far."
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"Ohh! The power of faith compels you. Heal."
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"- I have the power! - [ All Gasp ]"
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"Oh. My, Satan really jammed that thing on good."
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"So when Dean Peterson opens this door..."
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"##[ Drumbeat ]"
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"- [ Cheering, Applauding ] - Oh, I feel it in my belly now, Springfield."
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"- # My hip's misbehavin' # - # Testify #"
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"- # Testify # - #There's a cramp in my glavin #"
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"- #Testify # - Oy!"
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"# Now you'll get the girls you seek #"
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"because Anton Lubchenko is gonna be kicking higher than a mule on payday."
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"Three, two, one, pull!"
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"- # Come on up and testify # - # Testify, testify #"
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"# So raise your voice and don't be shy #"
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"- Whoa. - Yes!"
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"Satan, eat my shorts."
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"'cause here comes the halftime parade."
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"#What thou shalt not I shalt did #"
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"-Finally, a chance to relive my golden college years. -Dad, you only took one course."
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"My Old dorm room"
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"#Just revere it #"
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"- What ails you, my son? - I done ''spraint'' my elbow bone..."
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"- Devil, be gone. - Ow!"
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"But the Ephesians broke the chain and were punished by-"
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"# My glasses make me look like a geek #"
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"[ Chattering ]"
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"[ Gasps ] I forgot my float. Quick. Pass me down."
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"- #The halftime of my life # - [ Squeals ]"
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"# I've had #"
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"You know, drink beer out of it and so on."
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"#Tes-#"
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"# He works in heaven #"
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"- #Feel it, feel it ## - Wow. He dances better than Jesus himself."
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"Brother Faith's Revival?"
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"Whoo! Good Lord."
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"# I was a sinner A real bad kid #"
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