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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Vartabedian Conundrum (S02E02)

"Terrific."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Hey."
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"Nice sweater."
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"Yeah, yeah. That's the fun part."
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"And I don't even know what a duvet is, but I'm sure if I did I wouldn't want one."
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"But every time I talk to her about moving out, she cries and we have sex."
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"You know, if you can't talk to her, why don't you just text her?"
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"Sold."
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""I think it would be better for our relationship..."
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"...if you moved back to your place.""
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"- It's done. - Good for you."
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"Yeah, good for me."
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"I'll never have sex again."
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"Oh, I was wrong. See you."
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"Penny."
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"Penny."
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"Penny."
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"Sheldon?"
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"Okay."
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"We are out of herbal tea. Do you have any?"
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"Some heinie would be nice too."
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"Heinie?"
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"Honey."
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"- Good night. - Leonard, there's one more thing."
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"...or B, more than nine nights in a three-week period, or C..."
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"...the three of us now get individual shelves and the door becomes communal."
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"...nor does she intend to play a percussive or brass instrument."
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"Sheldon, we don't ask questions like that."
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"In Leonard's defense, it wasn't for lack of trying."
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"Okay. Hmm."
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"We're not living together."
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"Okay, moving on."
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"- You have a Bat-Signal? - I did."
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"She must have--"
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"New pants?"
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"I can hit on her and you can't."
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"You know, I don't care what you guys think."
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"Maybe you could talk to her?"
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"Go."
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"- Hey. - Oh, hi, honey."
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"- Gotcha. - Listen, we need to talk."
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"Well, look, it's just that..."
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"- I really like you-- - Oh, God, here comes the speech."
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"...even though I'm dying inside."
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"No."
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"Yeah. Stephanie got it for me. It's kind of fun."
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"We're also getting new curtains for my bedroom and a dust ruffle and a duvet."
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"- Isn't that kind of cowardly? - Oh, yeah. It's beyond contemptible."
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"- Are you sure? - How could I not be sure?"
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"We're not living together."
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"You're gonna go down swinging, huh?"
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"No, that doesn't sound right either."
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"When is scary not good?"
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"I don't think so."
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"...Penny is one of our many neighbors, you know."
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"Uh...."
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"Yeah. Yeah, it's all good."
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"What do I do?"
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"God, come on, Leonard."
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"Even in church."
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"Leonard? Why haven't I heard a thing about this woman who lives across the hall..."
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"Good. Good."
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"And then what?"
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"Circle, circle, dot, dot, now you have a cootie shot."
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"We can attribute that to the stress of sneaking past the security desk."
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"- I'm kind of busy here. - I understand."
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"Oh, shoot, I had it."
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"- That's absurd. - No."
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"Oh, sweetie, you'd be the last one to know about it."
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"- I'm going to bed. - But, yeah, but--"
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"This states that she does not now..."
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"At least take this with you."
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"- Sheldon? What are you doing here? - Hang on."
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"- Why not? - I just ate."
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"- Oh, I put your clothes in the dryer. - Thank you."
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"What speech?"
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"I have an inflamed larynx."
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