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Clips from The Simpsons - Who Shot Mr. Burns?: Part 1 (S06E06)

"What's the point when your boss doesn't even remember your name?"
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"- I have an idea. - What? What's your idea?"
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"...he sent her a box of candy with his photo."
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"Sir."
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"What I'm about to say violates every sycophantic urge in my body..."
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"...but I wish you'd reconsider. This isn't a rival company..."
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"...it's a school. They won't stand for it. - Pishposh."
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"It will be like taking candy from a baby."
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"Say, that sounds like a "larf.""
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"There's candy right here. Why don't we eat this instead of stealing."
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"Oh, very well."
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"That's little Maggie Simpson, the baby who found my teddy bear Bobo."
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"And that's Bart Simpson. He was my heir for a brief period, you know."
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"Yes, sir. I remember."
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"Dispose of it."
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"And send a thank-you note to Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson."
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"Today, Springfield Elementary embarks on a new era of..."
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"...unbridled spending where petrodollars fuel our wildest educational fantasies."
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"These young minds will enjoy every academic advantage..."
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"- We got an air hockey table. - Fine. Now, to switch on our oil pump..."
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"Nerd!"
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"There's no pressure."
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"Soon that mighty apparatus will burst forth with its precious fluid."
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"Oil ho!"
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"Holy Christmas!"
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"He's free to go. His leg should be good as new in a few months."
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"I'll get even with whoever did this to you, boy. I swear it."
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"I almost forgot. Wouldn't want you gnawing on those casts, eh, boy?"
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"We've got no legal recourse against Mr. Burns' slant-drilling operation."
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"The oil belongs to whoever pumped it first."
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"What about the expensive stuff we wanted? Can we still have it?"
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"Blast it!"
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"- What?! - And maintenance."
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"And wound that Mr. Smithers. Out of my way."
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"Oh, no. That's awful, Mr. Puente."
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"He owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too."
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"Dad, how can you work for a man like Mr. Burns?"
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"He's not all bad. He did send me this nice thank-you card."
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""Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie." Dad, this doesn't have your name on it."
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"Dear Lord. That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard."
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"These fumes aren't as fun as beer. Sure, I'm all dizzy and nauseous..."
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"...but where's the inflated sense of self-esteem?"
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"I'm detecting over 20 different toxins in the air."
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"Me too. Now, there's the inflated sense of self-esteem."
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"- Nurse! - Nurse! Nurse!"
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"Well, sir, you've vanquished all your enemies."
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"No, not while my greatest nemesis still provides our customers..."
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"I call this enemy... the sun."
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"Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun."
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"I will do the next best thing:"
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"Block it out."
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"- Good God! - Imagine it, Smithers."
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"Electrical lights and heaters running all day long."
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"But, sir, every plant and tree will die."
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"I don't want any part of this project. It's unconscionably fiendish."
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"I won't suffer your insubordination."
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"There has been a shocking decline in the quality and quantity of your toadying."
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"And you will fall into line. Now!"
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"Not until you step back from the brink of insanity."
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"I'll do no such thing. You're fired."
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"I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate. Selfish, even."
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"Burns needs some serious "boostafazoo." Right, Dad?"
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"Dad. Homer."
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"Well, get used to it, because I'm living here now."
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"I ain't going back to the home until they fish my bed out of that sinkhole."
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"Strained carrots for Maggie. Strained carrots for Grampa."
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"I want a bib too."
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"Lummox. Puddinghead. Mooncalf. Limpnoodle."
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"Goldbricker. Drizzlepuss..."
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"Just a minute."
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"- Homer Simpson. - What? What are you talking about?"
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"- Homer Simpson. - Make sense, man."
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"- I can't understand a word you're saying. - My name is Homer Simpson."
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"Oh, you're a dead man, Burns. Oh, you're dead. You're dead, Burns!"
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"So long, lamp. Now, stop loafing and help your Grampa unpack."
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"If you're gonna play with it, be careful. It's loaded."
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"Bart, put that down!"
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"What if a bear came through the door?"
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"You should've fired into the air. She would've run off."
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"People, take it easy."
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"It is time for decisive action."
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"...who, with some cajoling, will pass it along to him..."
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"It has been brought to my attention a number of you are stroking guns."
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"Therefore I'll step aside and open up the floor."
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"And now I spend my days drinking cheap Scotch and watching Comedy Central."
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"And I'm too superstitious to take the one at the cemetery."
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"Because of him, I lost my room..."
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"...my things and my buddy's collection of old sunbathing magazines."
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"You bastard."
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"- I lost my bar. - I lost his bar."
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"He robbed the school of music."
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"- He robbed it of financial security. - He robbed the school of Tito."
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"- He can't remember my name! - He's causing us all to yell!"
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"Look what he did to my best friend."
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"No, my dog."
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"Those wheels are squeaking a bit."
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"You twisted old monster!"
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"I've decided to protect myself..."
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"...ever since I was attacked in my office by an unidentified assailant."
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"I'd like to hear from Sideshow Mel."
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"I'll see that Mr. Burns suffers the infernal machinations of hell's grim tyrant."
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"- Yeah. - Oh, you all talk big."
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"Have you ever seen the sun set at 3 p. M?"
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"Once, when I was sailing around the Arctic..."
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"Shut up, you. Take one last look at the sun, Springfield."
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"Hey, hey!"
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"Listen, someone's got to get that Mr. Burns."
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"Perpetual twilight. Bathed in the glow of Burns brand electricity."
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"Hello, lamppost. What you knowing?"
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"That's odd. Mr. Smithers left his jacket behind."
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"That's odd. Principal Skinner left his mother behind."
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"That's odd. Where's Homer? And Bart? And Lisa? And Grampa?"
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"After all these years, things are finally starting to go my way."
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"I feel like celebrating."
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"I see. I think you'd better drop it."
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"I said, drop it!"
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"Get your hands off."
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"Hey, man. Are you okay?"
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"Mr. Burns has been shot."
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"It's a mask."
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