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Clips from The Simpsons - Who Shot Mr. Burns?: Part 1 (S06E06)

"Oh, wait, it is Burns."
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"His wrinkly skin looks like a mask."
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"Yeah, I'll give it a shot. I mean, you know, it's my job, right?"
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"[ENGLISH]"
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"Package parcel processing."
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"Superintendent Chalmers. How are you going?"
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"Why is it when I heard the word "school" and the word "exploded"..."
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"...Betsy Bleeding-heart and Maynard G. Muskie-vote."
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"Don't take it so hard, Homer. He's always screwing up people's names."
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"The cafeteria staff is complaining about the mice in the kitchen."
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"Please don't waste those."
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"Big deal. They didn't approve my idea. Said it was unfeasible."
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"That's it. Frimble about with your widgets and doobobs."
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"I'll kill that Mr. Burns!"
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"Man alive! There are men alive in here."
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"- Hey, the lamp's running away. - That's my dog, man."
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"How can you have a house without a gun?"
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"I'm going to bury it in the yard where little hands can't get to it."
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"What the...?"
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"I've come to watch your power flowing."
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"Where is everybody?"
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"Now, before we adjourn, I have one last matter of utmost importance."
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"Take that, nuclear power pla..."
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"...or at least give him the gist of it."
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"Me own father got thrown in the bog."
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"Burns cost me my groundskeeping job at the school."
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"Poor fellow. Crushed by his own water bottle."
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"Won't... dignify that... with a response."
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"Kids, would you step outside for a second?"
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"Earthquake!"
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"Miss Hoover, the floor is shaking."
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"...the students and faculty have a few suggestions."
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"But who here has the guts to stop me?"
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"Anything left?"
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"Where's a gun-toting lowlife when you need one?"
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"- Priority? - Precisely."
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"Smithers, who is this nincompoop?"
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"I wanna hire a new staff."
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"...and settle into a nice teaching job."
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"Principal Skinner, this is your secretary. One last student to see you."
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"When my father was trying to catch my mother's eye..."
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"Let's try it right now."
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"And there's that Simpson mutt, my former guard dog."
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"Your dog's condition has been upgraded from stable to frisky."
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"- Someone else has tapped this well. - Ay caramba!"
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"In the meantime, he'll have to use the wheel-about."
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"Owls will deafen us with incessant hooting. The sundial will be useless."
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"Take that, Bowl-a-rama. Take that, convenience mart."
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"Who the devil are you?"
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"We're all upset about Mr. Burns' plan to block out our sun."
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"I have here a polite but firm letter to Mr. Burns' underlings..."
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"Burns, your scurvy schemes will earn ye a one-way passage to the boneyard."
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"Perk up. Package of plant profit projection for Pete Porter in Pasadena."
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