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Clips from South Park - Board Girls (S23E23)

"I guess she..."
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"just started identifying as a woman"
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"Doesn't really s-seem fair."
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"Just don't. You'll upset the PC Babies."
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"It is tyrannous, and it is wrong."
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"Every single game we play,"
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"they, like, figure out all the rules"
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"and they use the rules to, like, make us look stupid."
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"We didn't think it was even possible"
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"We want to be pirates or Vikings."
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"They're just doing math!"
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"So, they're smarter than you"
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"and beating you at all the board games."
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"Yes."
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"No! No!"
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"Look, we started Dice Studz [voice breaking] with a dream."
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"and you're left to play only solo board games."
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"Look, maybe we just gotta play harder stuff,"
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"Well, if you want something hard,"
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"a Vital Lacerda's "Escape Plan," or a Uwe Rosenburg euro."
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"Do they involve math?"
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"Well, all euros are pretty mathy."
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"something skirmish-style, like "Legion" or "Blood & Plunder.""
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"I'll get it."
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"Yeah, you already told her that at the competition."
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"You got a problem with me?"
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"'Cause it's starting to seem like"
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"you have a problem with me."
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"What's going on -- Oh, hi, Heather."
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"you're not too beat up."
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"Oh, that's really cool."
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"I'm sorry, but I have all the kids right now,"
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"and they're-Oh, where are the little kiddos?!"
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"I'd love to meet them."
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"Your mom must be a strong woman to take care of all of you."
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"Of course, Ihave the Strong Woman trophy, though."
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"Don't you dare."
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"I'm trans peoples' biggest supporter."
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"Just don't -- you're gonna upset the PC Babies."
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"And if you dare call me a transphobe again,"
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"I'm gonna --You're gonna what?"
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"You gonna beat me up, transphobe?"
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"Yeah, I didn't think so."
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"Are you feeling what I'm feeling?"
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"something about that woman just doesn't seem right."
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"♪♪"
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"Hey, guys. Hope it's cool we brought Kelly."
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"Oh, yes! That's very cool, girls!"
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"Are we gonna play, like, a four-on-four skirmish"
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"Where'd you learn to do that?"
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"I love BGG!"
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"Excuse me!"
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""Nemesis.""
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"Oh, cool, we just watched the tutorial for that"
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"on "Dice Tower.""
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"Please welcome Heather Swanson."
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"I know that I am an inspiration to all women"
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"Yes. We are all truly inspired."
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"Now, there are some women out there"
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"who just want to run and hide."
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"I'm talkin' to you, Strong Woman."
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"You still dare to call yourself that?"
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"Your name is a joke,"
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"will beat you anywhere, anytime, at anything."
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"Hey..."
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"Don't let her get to you, Strong."
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"She's not getting to me."
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"You know, I don't know why"
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"she has such a grudge against you but --"
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"Because I know her!"
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"It's Blade Jaggart."
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"He -- Sheis my ex boyfriend."
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"Back when we were together, he was such an asshole."
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"When I finally broke up with him,"
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"he said, one day, he was going to get me back."
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"And now he's got us both by the balls."
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"But then she doesn't really care about trans people"
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"orwomen?"
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"He hates wom-- Shehates women."
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"When I left him, he felt like he got beat by a girl,"
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"and nothing makes Blade Jaggart more crazy"
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"It is tyrannous, and it is wrong!"
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"Dice Studz is a board game group"
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"But that laughter is being turned into screams"
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"The girls found Eric on the first round"
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"They do it thatnight."
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"This is how girls are with board game rule books."
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"Before we even start playing,"
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"they've already strategized a way to win,"
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"leaving others... in the dust."
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"And now I'd like for you to hear from my friend Scott,"
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"who has diabetes."
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"Board games are the only thing that give me relief"
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"Wow, Scott, I didn't know it was that bad."
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""Dice Studz is my only shot at happiness."
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"Diabetes everyone."
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"Please, let Dice Studz be for studs."
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"Yeah!"
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"Heather, your story is an inspiration"
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"to sports fans everywhere."
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"Congratulations on your shocking success."
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"I just hope I can motivate little girls out there."
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"Motivate them to understand"
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"that I will beat them at any sport they try."
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"Motivate them to run away"
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"PC PRINCIPAL: Alright. Alright. That's enough."
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"You, uh... You made your point, Heather."
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"This is a nice surprise."
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"Oh, God. What is he doing?"
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"Look, everyone I know we're all a little..."
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"afraid to have any opinions on this stuff,"
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"What I mean is... [Stammers]"
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"I didn't count on being the best"
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"Yeah, no shit, 'cause you went through puberty as a male,"
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"And that's exactly what a transphobe would say!"
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"I told you not to call me a transphobe."
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"All I want is to have a discussion."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Isn't this nice, you guys?"
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"just us boys and "Star Trek: Ascendancy.""
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