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Clips from South Park - Board Girls (S23E23)

"Come quick! You gotta see!"
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"They started their own board game club"
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"at the school!"
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"How lame is that."
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"Well, this is just like what you said Dice Studz would be, Eric!"
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"Wanna have a look around?"
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"I think they're doing "Sub Terra" right now."
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"And there, we do our deck and engine builders."
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"and most of our miniatures gaming happens in that area."
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"That's not even out yet!"
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"because our club reviews them for our gaming channel."
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"MR. MACKEY: Hey, boys! You need to get out, mkay!"
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"No boys in the girls' school clubs."
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"Come on, let's go.STAN: What?! Who says?"
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"Now get your asses outta there."
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"Yeah, who made up that stupid rule?"
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"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
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"Are you just... not gonna come home?"
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"How am I gonna look my kids in the eyes, Strong?"
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"Since they were born, we've taught them to accept"
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"and fight for those who are marginalized,"
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"When I go back, all they are going to see"
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"is a big fat hypocrite."
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"And now I just used a word to shame people"
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"♪♪"
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"because you're afraid of how the babies are going to react."
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"I didn't shove him -- her -- for being trans."
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"I shoved her because she's your ex boyfriend"
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"Do you think the PC Babies will see the nuance?"
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"You know how they are. They're babies."
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"Then I've really got only one thing I can do."
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"I have to try and make things right"
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"Uh, hey, students."
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"So, today we are..."
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"She is the current Strong Woman Champion"
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"and in Women's Wrestling."
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"♪♪"
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"♪ Oh, my God♪"
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"your school leaders have failed you."
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"There's only one thing that matters in this world,"
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"Your Vice Principal teaches you girls to be strong,"
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"but she comes in second."
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"You got anything to say about that, PC Principal?"
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"No, Ms. Swanson."
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"And every time I beat another woman,"
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"Dude, I really like this person."
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"And that's why I'm the best!"
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"Because Heather Swanson doesn't get beat."
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"And Heather Swanson will beat any other woman"
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"Bet you can't beat Nichole at "Blood Rage.""
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"Wh-What did you say, transphobe?"
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"You don't disrespect a champion, little girls!"
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"even crapped you out of her vagina."
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"Okay. So, then, let's do it, bitch."
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"♪♪"
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"♪ Tabletop bloodbath, nothing left to say ♪"
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"♪ Smoke the competition, show 'em what you got ♪"
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"♪ Woman! ♪"
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"♪ Who's the Strong Woman now? ♪"
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"♪ And hey, you ♪"
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"♪ They pummeled you at "Alchemists" ♪"
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"♪ And kicked your ass in "Carcosonne" ♪"
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"♪ Hey, cool ♪"
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"♪ And hey, sweet ♪"
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"♪ Take a step down, you just got beat ♪"
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"♪ Strong Woman, Strong Woman! ♪HEATHER: You think that's fair?!"
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"When I play games, I just wanna be a pirate or a spaceman."
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"Yeah, an unfair advantage, you stupid girls!"
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"[ Cheering resumes ]"
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"-Mommy! -Yay, Mommmy!"
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"-Daddy! -Daddy!"
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"-Yeah, Daddy! -Dada!"
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"They don't care."
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"All this time, we were worried"
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"what the PC Babies would think."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"As you know, this school is a place"
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"are leaders who motivate by example."
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"breaking down gender binary bigotry,"
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"Yes, or those who identify as girls."
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"We got some new students"
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"Hey, guys."
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"Strong Woman Competition!"
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"There are just so many amazing women athletes"
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"How do you feel about that?Amazing."
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"two weeks ago."
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"♪ Go strong woman, go ♪"
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"♪ Strong Woman ♪"
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"HEATHER: Hell yeah! I won!♪ Strong Woman ♪"
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"♪ Strong woman, strong woman ♪Look at it! Its mine!"
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"Ever since these girls were allowed to join"
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"Dice Studz Gamers Club, it has been a train wreck."
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"and how much of this equals that many victory points."
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"you know, stuff the girls can't keep up with."
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"Hey, that's not a bad idea!"
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"Dice Studz gamers club is about to go"
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"[ Doorbell rings ]"
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"about me winning the Strong Woman Competition."
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"Oh! Hey, kids! There's a lot of you."
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"[ Chuckles ] Just kidding right?"
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"Look, why don't you just get out of here."
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"If you wanna see what a real strong woman is like."
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"with Janet Spears."
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"than getting beat by a girl."
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"as girls constantly invade with their unfairness."
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"Meticulously going over every detail"
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"from the physical and mental anguish"
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"Clean fresh air, soothing sounds..."
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"Hey those girls are playing "Crisis Protocol"?!"
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"Their minds are made up before anyone says anything."
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"They look up to champions."
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"I feel better."
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"What?!"
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"♪ Strong Woman! ♪♪ Strong Woman ♪"
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"♪ Strong Woman! ♪♪ Strong Woman ♪"
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"♪ Hey, wow ♪"
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"-Mommy! -Momma!"
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"And we didn't realize"
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"♪ They're sure to let you know! ♪"
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