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Clips from The Simpsons - The Seven-Beer Snitch (S16E16)

"to abandon the metric system."
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"Frank Gehry, you're a genius!"
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"Behold the new Springfield Concert Hall."
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"And none of this would have happened"
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"if not for a letter I received from one little girl."
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"I wrote that letter."
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"You wrote I was "the bestest architect in the world"?"
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"Well, aren't you?"
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"All in favor of building a $30 million"
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""screw you" to Shelbyville?"
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"Get off my masterpiece, you punks!"
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"I'll call your mothers!"
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"Like curvi-linear forms much?"
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"Hey cat, get your own pants!"
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"Kids!"
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"Why's the cat so fat?"
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"Dad, Snowball's not fat."
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"She's just got winter fur."
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"Okay, she's fat."
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"Can't breathe..."
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"Someone dangle some string."
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"I'm so excited."
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"It's like giving birth to a child of steel and iron."
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"Where is everybody going?"
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"The symphony, she has just started!"
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"So? We already heard the "dum dum dum dum.""
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"The rest is just filler."
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"I thought this was gonna be the soundtrack"
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"to the movie Beethoven."
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"Was I sadly mistaken."
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"The next piece is an atonal medley by Philip Glass."
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"Orchestra tonight : Tickets half price!"
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"XXX movies all day"
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"An evening with David Brenner"
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"You stupid hicks!"
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"Why didn't you tell me you hated classical music?"
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"The concert hall was designed and built so quickly."
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"We're broke, but I have a plan."
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"We change the name of the town to escape our creditors."
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"I need names, people!"
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"Lima, Peru!"
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"Gotham City! Wiggumville! Burger King!"
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"Perhaps I can be of assistance."
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"Smithers, tear me a new drape hole."
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"The building is yours."
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"Excellent!"
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"He's turned it into a prison!"
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"Prison guards wanted : must know Powerpoint, sadism"
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"Let's see now."
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"Barely finished high school."
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"You've challenged me to fight six times"
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"since the interview began..."
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"Make it seven!"
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"Mr. Simpson, I like the way you go nuts over nothing."
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"Now all you have to do is pass this drug test."
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"Cool, but I'll never pass with this."
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"I better switch samples."
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"I haven't seen so many drugs in a wang"
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"since I ran a Chinese opium den!"
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""Crack, smack, uppers, downers, outters, inners,"
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""horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers,"
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""green goofers, yellow submarines,"
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""LSD Mach 3, and trace amounts of..."
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"human urine?""
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"Well, there must have been a mistake."
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"My body is a temple."
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"Guards, remove this coked-out man-balloon from my sight!"
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"But he misread my pee!"
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"We're not overfeeding her."
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"We've been giving her this low-fat cat food!"
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"I'll bet she's sneaking food from someplace else."
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"Let's follow her!"
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"I'd rather follow the dog."
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"I think he's up to something."
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"There you are, Smokey!"
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"Snowball II has another family!"
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"This is worse than when we thought Mom was having an affair."
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"Turned out she was just going to the library to cry."
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"Now she just bottles up her misery like a normal mom."
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"Gentlemen, my prison is losing money."
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"Dungeonarium. That's catchy."
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"Uh, well, I could beef up arrests"
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"by enforcing some of these old forgotten laws."
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"Okeydokey."
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"Let's see here."
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"Uh, here's one from 1834."
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""It's unlawful for a man to be hatless during daylight hours.""
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"I'm not going to arrest you now."
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"Stupid prison guard jobs thinks it's so big."
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"Everyone gets a prison job but me."
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"All my best friends are guards."
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"They think they're so cruel and corrupt,"
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"but they're not."
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"Okay, boys, here's a loony law from 1911."
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"We're puttin' you away, Kicky Mantle."
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"And give that can the whole CSI treatment."
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"You know, lab tests, weird lights,"
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"shots from the can's point of view."
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"Yeah, that's it."
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"Lots of flash and no meaning."
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"Okay, new meat, you're clean."
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"I'm not supposed to be new meat."
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"I'm supposed to have your job."
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"No Frank Gehry-designed prison can hold me!"
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"Oh, my God, that man might be hurt!"
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"Guards, there's a prisoner in there!"
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"Nice nab, Simpson."
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"You did the right thing squealin' on that guy."
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"Squealin'? No."
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"I just wanted to help him."
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"Mm, whatever."
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"How'd you like to be a full-time rat?"
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"Really?"
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"things like that?"
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"Not exactly."
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"Mr. Burns, I've thought about it,"
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"and I don't want to be a snitch."
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"It's not an honorable life."
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"Now, now, there are perks."
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"A private cell, extra dessert,"
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