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Clips from The Simpsons - The Seven-Beer Snitch (S16E16)

"and this adorable little hat."
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"Well, I am a sucker for a little hat."
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"So, we have an agreement?"
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"Well... I don't know."
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"But it's the only way you'll survive in here."
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"Well, I would like to survive long enough"
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"to see the effects of global warming."
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"I've got an inside tip that it's all a bunch of crap."
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"Okay, you've found your snitch."
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"Excellent!"
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"Now, what have you got for me?"
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"Homer Simpson has become a snitch."
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"Tell me something I don't know."
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"Sometimes I go to movies alone."
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"Say, is that a gang tattoo?"
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"I thought those weren't allowed."
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"Yeah, it's a gang I was in as a kid."
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"G.M.S.: Galactic Mystery Solvers."
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"That's right--"
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"an unauthorized tattoo."
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"I came here right away."
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"Here you go!"
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"42-inch plasma TV as a thank you from your..."
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"Your, mother."
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"Oh, that "my mother.""
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"Tell him thanks."
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"Okay, Tattoo Man."
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"It's a month in the hole for you."
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"But without my weekly canasta, I'll die."
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"It's-it's my raison d'd're."
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"Smokey, you've got that awful smell on you again."
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"That's the smell of her real family!"
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"And for your information, our walls have a bunch"
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"of dead raccoons in them, but we are saving up the money to find them."
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"Well, whatever."
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"Smokey's our cat."
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"Smokey, stay!"
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"Heel."
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"Snowball does tricks?"
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"C'mon, Smokey, do your Smokey shuffle."
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"Well, I don't care what you say."
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"She still loves us more."
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"You toyed with my heart like it was a toy heart."
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"Gentlemen, we must determine which of our fellow inmates"
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"has become the Rodentus Incarcerarium."
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"Find the rat."
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"I found the rat, and he's right here."
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"I ain't the rat;"
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"I'm the pigeon."
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"I thought you was the mole."
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"No, you're thinking of that guy who was the canary."
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"But we can all agree, we work in a business with a very rich lexicon."
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"A Tiffany's box!"
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"And the thing inside is from Tiffany's!"
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"Homie, you've never done this before."
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"How'd you afford it?"
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"Well, if you really must know,"
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"I'm a prison snitch."
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"Haven't you seen what happens to people who rat in prison movies?"
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"Sure, they're on top of the world."
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"Then there's a big riot scene."
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"Then... I don't know."
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"I usually doze off."
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"And that could be you."
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"Because you're the prison snitch!"
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"What are you dopes looking at?"
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"What is it they have that keeps Snowball coming back to their house?"
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"My baby turtle crawled into your basement window."
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"Oh, you poor boy."
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"What's your turtle's name?"
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"Apron Boobs-face?"
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"Really?"
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"Well, let's go find it."
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"And what's your name?"
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"Shoes... Butt-back?"
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"How come nobody told me before?"
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"Nice netiquette, jerk."
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"There's gonna be a breakout tonight."
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"Very good."
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"Now, I'd like a little more information."
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"Are biographies arranged by author or subject?"
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"What is Bart still doing in there?"
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"You forgot to take some brownies."
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"I'll be back tomorrow."
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"Bart, why were you in there so long?"
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"They have a jukebox in the basement."
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"And look at the trick they taught me!"
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"Are you watching?"
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"Are you watching?"
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"Every single guard is outside waiting for them."
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"Something don't feel right."
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"Usually when there's a jailbreak, there's electricity in the air,"
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"like the calm before a summer storm."
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"Or, right before a heavyweight fight."
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"Mine's more poetic."
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"Now, where the hell are they?"
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"Kill the rat!"
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"Kill the rat!"
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"Kill the rat!"
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"Okay, okay. Don't panic."
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"Marge, they're gonna kill me!"
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"I only did what I had to do to survive..."
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"in a style befitting a French monarch."
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"Fly, Segway, fly!"
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"Kent Brockman high above Montgomery Burns State Penitentiary, where our expensive"
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"Thermocam 3000 is finally being used for something."
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"This red glow is the heat from a pack of inmates"
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"who are desperately looking for prison snitch, Homer Simpson--"
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"this massive blob over here--"
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"Kill the rat! Then have snack!"
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"Homer."
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"Homer, where are you?"
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"Marge!"
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"How did you get in here?"
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"As president of the cultural board, I was given a key to the concert hall."
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"There's the filthy rat we're gonna kill."
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"And his wife, who sometimes drives my son home from school."
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"Oh, you must be Michael's dad!"
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"Marge, c'mon!"
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"We'll be safe in the gas chamber."
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