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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Affirmative Action (S01E01)

"In their circle of friends, nobody looks like me."
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"What is that about? Is it a black thing with Larry David?"
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"No, a sister like me can see through things like this."
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"And I want you to know, that I got your number now."
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"There's no number, you don't have a number! I don't have a number!"
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"Maybe it was a blessing in disguise that I did not get that job."
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"and she interviewed for a job on Sour..."
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"- Hey, Ted! - How are you?"
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"- Good. How you doing? - Nice seeing you."
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"- This is my wife, Cheryl. This is Ted Harbert. - Hi."
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"Nice to see you. How you doing? You guys just sitting down?"
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"Yeah. Just about to order."
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"So, you been playing any golf lately?"
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"At my club, I got a member guest next month."
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"I've got a couple of other guys. You wanna come?"
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"Okay, we're all set."
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"It's 10 days, make sure you take all 10 days. And watch the dairy. Okay."
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"- You heard me say it, right? - I did hear you say it."
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"Just need this prescription filled out, as soon as possible."
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"I've got dermatitis, and it's..."
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"- We'll get it taken care of. - Thank you."
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"As soon as he finds it, we'll get this thing rolling."
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"What's wrong?"
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"I think I gave the maitre d' the prescription."
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"- Why would you do that? - There's a $20 bill folded in my pocket."
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"I don't know. I gave you the prescription this afternoon."
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"I know, and I folded it up, and it was in the same pocket as the $20..."
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"and I must have put my hand in my pocket and pulled out..."
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"Why would I have the $20 on me?"
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"This was the $20 that was designated for the maitre d'!"
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"- Let's just go back to the restaurant. - Oh, my God!"
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"If you call his machine, it'll tell you you can't page him."
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"That is obscene, you know that?"
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""Can't disturb the doctor on the weekend."
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""on the weekend unless it's life-threatening.""
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""Norman, is somebody calling?"
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""Who's calling? We're in the middle of dinner, Norman!"
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""This better be life-threatening, or you're not gonna leave this house!""
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"Come on, please, I'm begging you."
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""Norman..."
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""I don't want you getting up from your chair."
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""Do you understand, Norman?""
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"I thought I was giving you money, and I gave you my wife's prescription."
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"I remember."
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"- Wait a second. - Did you find it? Do you see it?"
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"You should go through the middle of it..."
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"I've been looking all over, Cheryl. I can't find it!"
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"- You want me to get in the can? - Lf that's what it takes, Larry, I guess, yeah."
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"We'd sit there for eight hours."
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"This is a very pleasant activity. Can you lock me in a toilet after this?"
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"You could pick up my prescription when I ask the first time..."
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"then none of this would have happened."
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"Wait a second. What about Richard's friend?"
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"He's a dermatologist. The guy I offended today."
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"I could call him and apologize. He could phone in the prescription for us."
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"Yeah, let's try that."
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"- Hi! - Hey!"
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"You know what? You don't wanna get too close to me right now."
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"- We had a bit of a problem here. - Relax, we'll talk it out."
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"Sofia's on the phone. She'll be off in a second."
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"- We're not really gonna be able to stay. - What do you mean?"
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"- Because... - I've got a skin problem right now."
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"It's this dermatitis and it's spreading is the problem, Richard."
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"We've been driving all night because I had a prescription..."
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"Why don't you call your doctor?"
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"- I can't call him on the weekends. - It's hard to bother these people."
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"The thing is, we don't know any doctors, or anybody who can help her."
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"The only guy I could think of..."
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"- is your friend from... The dermatologist. - The guy from today? Justin?"
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"Maybe if you could just call him, and he could call in a prescription."
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"I mean, you can imagine..."
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"You were like James Earl Ray today, with this guy."
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"I know."
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"I'll do it, I love you, I'm doing it..."
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"Just tell him I'll apologize. I wanna talk to him."
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"I'm so sorry about what happened."
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"This is like a nightmare call."
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"- I'm sorry for making you do it. - We really appreciate it."
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"Honey, hello, the Davids are here."
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"Listen, she has a medical emergency."
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"Honey, baby, I'm on the phone."
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"- I'm on the phone. - You have to get..."
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"We don't even know if the guy's gonna be home or not."
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"- I'm on the phone, just one second. - Just hang up the phone."
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"She has a medical emergency. She has a tremendous rash."
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"You know what?"
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"Just get the number, we'll call in the car."
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"Will you hang up the phone?"
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"- Are you happy? - I'm very happy."
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"Good, now we're all happy. You're happy, he's happy, I'm happy."
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"Jesus Christ, I'm so fucking embarrassed by all this shit."
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"- I'm really sorry about this. - No, don't be sorry."
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"Dr. Grambs?"
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"Hi, I'm sorry to call you on a weekend. Yeah, it's Lewis."
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"- This is a very important call. - Mind your own fucking business here!"
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"It is my business!"
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"He really feels horrible about it, but his wife has this... What's it called?"
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"- Dermatitis. - Dermatitis, and what?"
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"He's funny. He didn't mean it."
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"He wants to apologize profusely. The last thing he would mean is that..."
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"I need to help them. I'm lost."
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"She's very sick, she can't reach her doctor, and she needs to get a prescription..."
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"otherwise this thing's gonna spread, and I really wanna come through for them."
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"You're unbelievable."
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"He says, "Come over to the house." He can't prescribe over phone. It's unethical."
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"- You'll do that? - Of course, are you kidding?"
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"Doctor, you're really the best. What's your address?"
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"Yeah, hold on, what's the number? Okay, thanks."
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"- Thank you so much. - Christ."
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"How do you get there?"
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"- Nice to see you again! - Nice to see you, too."
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"Right turn ahead."
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"The navigation system! I figured it out, it's working!"
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"It's telling us exactly how to go to the doctor's house!"
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"I can't wait to call my parents."
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"When I tell my father I figured out that navigation system..."
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"he's gonna flip his wig. And he's got one, too."
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"Can we turn on the radio?"
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"- Please. - "Daddy, I'm not so stupid!""
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"Can we turn on the radio?"
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