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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Affirmative Action (S01E01)

"No, 'cause then we won't be able to hear the navigator."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Hi, I'm Larry David. This is my wife, Cheryl."
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"My husband's in the living room. Please, come in."
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"Thank you so much for having us."
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"Sorry to disturb you at the beginning of your weekend."
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"so let's not worry about it. Come on in."
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"I think black people have a mistrust of the medical profession..."
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"because of the vestiges of that experiment."
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"- Exactly. - Absolutely."
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"Please."
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"Please, come in."
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"I hope we're not disturbing anything."
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"Everybody, this is Larry David, and his wife, Cheryl."
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"- Hi, how you doing? - Mrs. David, a pleasure to meet you."
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"It is so nice to meet you. Thank you so much."
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"We've had quite a time tonight, and I really appreciate you..."
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"It's so nice of you to do this. We appreciate it so much."
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"I'm glad I could be of help. Let's go take a look at that."
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"And again, I'm so sorry about..."
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"- God Almighty, I can't believe I said that. - I think I might have overreacted."
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"No, I don't think so. It was completely idiotic."
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"We'd like to hear it."
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"How are you doing?"
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"- What was said, we'd like to hear it. - We'd like to know."
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"Believe me, you don't wanna hear this."
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"- What is it, we'd love to hear it. - Why not?"
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"Come on, believe me, it was nothing. You're having a nice party here."
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"Eat. You got peanuts and cookies. Drinks."
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"You're probably having a very stimulating conversation..."
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"until we came in, so, believe me... My advice to you, go back, because..."
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"Larry, you're apologizing."
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"Apologizing for nothing?"
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"I wish it was something."
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"I am apologizing for pretty much nothing."
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"Come on, spit it out, Larry."
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"It sounds interesting."
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"We're very interested in hearing what you have to say."
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"We'll tell you what it was, and then we can move on."
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"- All right, Larry. - Come on, just share it with us, Larry."
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"Let us hear about it. What is it?"
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"I was walking along, with my friend..."
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"near the beach in Santa Monica..."
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"and Dr. Grambs comes jogging by..."
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"He's in very good shape, this man, by the way. Very good shape."
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"- Come on, let's not beat around the bush. - Come on, let's go."
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"I said..."
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"When he introduced me to Dr. Grambs..."
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"You know, 'cause..."
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"I was trying to be too affable. I went overboard in my affability."
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"- Are you in favor of affirmative action? - Completely in favor of it."
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"I don't think white people should have anything!"
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"I think we should be sleeping on the street, eating crumbs, and we should be that way..."
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"Guys, he's a comedian. He makes funny lines all the time. I overreacted."
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"And he knocked it off the top off his head."
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"He's much better when he has a chance to write it, and look it over."
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"So, maybe he's learned a lesson from all this?"
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"Yeah, you can say that again."
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"I was about to say "sister," but I can't..."
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"Okay, everyone. So, Mrs. David, let me take a look at that arm, please."
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"Thank you, yes, okay."
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"Mr. Larry David. Twice in one evening. I'm on a roll."
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"My friends, this is Larry David..."
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"the man who refused to hire a sister for a job..."
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"for which I was clearly qualified, because he's a racist, a bona fide racist..."
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"who preferred not to work with any black people under any circumstances..."
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"and gives all the good jobs to his white wife's white friends."
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"I think you better call the doctor."
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"I don't think we have a choice. I think we have to call him."
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"We're out of options, really. Honey, come on."
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"Wait. So what number do I put in?"
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"Put in our home number. We'll be home in a minute."
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"All right, he's paged. That's it."
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"- Great. - It's done."
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"- I don't know. - What's he gonna do, kill us?"
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"Hello?"
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"Dad, I can't talk to you right now! No, I'll call you back!"
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"I lost the prescription you gave me earlier this afternoon..."
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"and I desperately need another one right away."
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"A life-threatening emergency?"
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"- You could scratch yourself to death! - I feel like I could scratch myself to death..."
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"if it goes untreated. I mean, I don't know..."
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"It's the Longs Drugstore on the West Side."
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""Won't ever call you on the weekend." My God, what a jerk this guy is."
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"- I'm gonna go pick it up. - Do you want me to go with you?"
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"No, go take a hot bath, and I'll be back in 12, 15 minutes."
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"Okay."
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"The doctor says you just wanna get your prescriptions renewed on time, okay?"
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"Pay for that up front, okay? And good luck with that."
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"Okay, Mr. Brazil."
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"Excuse me, I'm sorry. My doctor called in a prescription for my wife."
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"- Your name? - David. Yeah, Dr. Zeppler."
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"Zeppler, yes, we got that."
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"It's gonna be about 45 minutes to an hour, okay?"
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"Mr. Brazil."
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"I mean, it's really, it's an emergency. I'm not kidding."
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"- She's scratching, she's broken out all over. - I understand, sir."
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"It's gonna be about 45 minutes to an hour. You see, we have a backup."
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"Okay, just read all the indications on it. It's very important, pay for that up front."
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"Okay."
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"All right, this is pretty simple, but I wanna make sure that you read all the..."
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"I haven't forgotten about you, Mr. Filpot. It's just gonna be a couple more minutes..."
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"I'm not quite ready for you. We need to get straightened out."
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"I'm sorry..."
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"Yes."
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"Is there anything that can be done about this?"
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"You know, I hear things are done."
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"Things are done?"
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"You think you can bribe me? Do I look like I can be bribed?"
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"- No, I'm paying in advance. - Are you trying to bribe a pharmacist?"
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"Security!"
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"I'd rather not take my car."
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"I don't have any trip. No, it was joke!"
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"and we were talking, and then he ran into his friend, this black doctor..."
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"Why would you even make a joke about that?"
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"- No problem. - The problem is..."
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"- You have a little plan? - I got a little plan."
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"Yeah, sure."
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"I was curious about... How long is the wait?"
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"You have to stop. You can't just say hello, and walk on."
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