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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Affirmative Action (S01E01)

"and I think we're at some kind of crossroads."
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"You don't call me. I'm always initiating."
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"I ask you to do things, I ask you..."
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"and I feel like, if I never called you..."
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"I'd fall off the face of the earth, and we wouldn't be friends anymore."
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"- Can I be honest with you? - I hope so."
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"I don't get along with her..."
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"and so I tend not to call, or get together..."
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"You actually think that's fair? I mean, this is my girlfriend."
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"I don't know if it's fair but that's what's stopping me."
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"- That's why I haven't been calling. - She's an extension of my life."
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"She's embarrassed me a couple of times, even in jest, and I don't say:"
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""I don't wanna be your friend anymore.""
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"I don't know, I just don't think a friend can just bolt from a friendship."
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"Cheryl and I are going out to dinner tonight. Why don't the two of you join us?"
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"- Why do you wanna do that? - 'Cause I wanna make up, start all over."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"You're not just doing this to... I appreciate it, but she's part of my life."
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"I know, and I wanna try and be friends with her."
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"This is a very nice gesture. Tonight?"
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"Fuck, I can't. We're doing something early."
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"Can you come over after dinner, have coffee and dessert at our place?"
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"Yeah, we wanna have dessert. We'll come over for dessert and coffee."
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"Justin?"
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"Lewis."
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"- How you doing? Hey, man. - Good to see you, man, what's happening?"
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"I'm sorry, I'm funky."
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"Dr. Grambs, this is my friend, Larry David."
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"- This is my dermatologist. - Really?"
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"What, for 15 years already?"
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"Even with the whole affirmative action thing?"
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"- What do you mean? - It was a joke."
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"What do you mean, "The whole affirmative action thing?""
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"It was a joke."
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"He's like a buddy."
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"I know him, he's a sweetheart."
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"The implication being that I wasn't good enough to be a dermatologist?"
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"No, come on, it was joke."
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"He's a liberal, he's like you and me."
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"So, if I wasn't black, he would have said the same thing, or not?"
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"Do you see my point?"
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"I see it in a historical sense, but not in a nice-day sense."
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"You know, Richard, I've worked too hard and too long at this. I can't do it."
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"Holy shit! What hit you?"
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"It was a joke."
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"I know it's a joke, but you sounded..."
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"like Pat Buchanan's gym partner."
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"I was just trying to be affable."
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"I'll see you tonight. Hopefully, we'll resolve, you know..."
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"I tend to say stupid things to black people sometimes."
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"I'll see you later on."
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"I was just trying to be affable."
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"I'm so glad you're here. I know, this place is crazy."
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"There's no tables, you couldn't get a reservation..."
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"we're on a waiting list."
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"Can you give me my prescription?"
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"I think I'm gonna go to the ladies' room, and put some on."
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"- What? - I forgot it."
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"I'm sorry, I was so discombobulated because..."
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"- What happened? - I was with Richard Lewis..."
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"and I made some terrible joke about affirmative action."
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"It was beyond awful."
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"I don't know, I was trying to be affable. I was trying too hard."
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"Why even joke about it?"
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"I made a mistake. It was a stupid thing to say."
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"I'm a schmuck. I did a schmucky thing."
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"- Did you apologize? - Of course I apologized."
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"I have to say, I'm not real happy right now, because..."
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"We'll have dinner and then we'll go right to the drugstore."
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"it's gonna be hours before we get there..."
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"- Really? - Yeah, and I'm starving."
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"- Men do this, right? - I've seen men do it."
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"- Haven't we seen this? - I've seen men do it in movies."
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"I'm afraid it looks like 45 minutes to an hour."
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"No, we're very crowded this evening, sir."
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"My wife's itching, you know..."
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"- Right now we're very full. - Nothing else can be done?"
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"Nothing that I can think of, sir."
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"Things are done, right, aren't things done? I hear things are done."
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"From time to time."
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"Actually, I think we can accommodate you right now. Would you like to follow me?"
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"Thank you."
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"Thank you very much."
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"- Enjoy your dinner. - Okay!"
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"I am extremely attracted to you right now."
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"Women are attracted to criminals, and they do that all the time."
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"You could do that. Just walk around, cut in line any time you want."
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"All right. Do it all the time, and we'll never have to wait."
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"Why, because all those people are still waiting?"
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"How can a handicapped person use a non-motorized wheelchair?"
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"I don't get that."
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"- I'm sure you get used to it. - Can't he get one that has both?"
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"Motor and non-motor?"
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"You can do both. You want exercise or the motor, you got it."
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"This way has no options. You gotta do this the whole time."
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"If you're not in a hurry to get somewhere, why not?"
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"I have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to walk right by that table."
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"Just don't stop. Just keep walking and say hello."
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"- You know what? - Sea bass."
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"I'm gonna go to the bathroom in there."
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"You're gonna leave this restaurant to go use the bathroom somewhere else?"
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"Are you out of your mind?"
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"No, I don't wanna say hello. I don't like those hellos."
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"Men's room?"
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"- How you doing? - Okay."
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"Do you remember me, Denise Pendergrass? We had a meeting a few years ago?"
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"I met with you about that film project you were doing."
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"'Cause we had a really nice meeting. You said my resume looked great..."
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"All these years, I wondered what happened, 'cause I really wanted to work with you."
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"- What was... - Barry."
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"- Barry, a friend of yours? - Friend of my wife."
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"- A friend of your wife. A black friend? - No."
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"This is the thing."
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"I had a couple of margaritas, but I'm not gonna hold back."
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"Why do you have a problem giving somebody like me a job?"
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"There's a lot of people interviewed for that."
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"We did, but the guy knew my wife, that's all it was."
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"I know what you're implying, but that's really awful."
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"I lived in New York for years, there's a plethora of black people there..."
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"but, somehow, Elaine or Jerry never had any black girlfriends."
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