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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"Isn't that your type?"
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"Maybe I don't have a type, Lily."
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"God, do you think the male mind is really that simplistic,"
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"You know how Barney always says never buy a girl flowers,"
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"because giving her a living thing reminds her of babies?"
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"Okay, see you Saturday."
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"Or Ted, but now I don't know."
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"Barney goes on and on about you every day when we talk."
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"when I was a baby because he got hired as the host of The Price Is Right."
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"- It was a very good show. - Bob Barker is your father."
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"You see, Mom? I found someone who makes me happy."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Well, apparently I'm a better actor than your kid."
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"Bring in the 11:00's!"
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"- Grant. - Yeah?"
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"You were a revelation!"
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"I always secretly wanted to be an actor."
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"But I just had to take a job hosting a local morning show"
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"Excuse me?"
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""but for the next eight minutes,"
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""And then just drive off in opposite directions."
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"I did the best I could,"
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"Look, Lily, if today has taught us nothing else,"
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"Doing it right now. Doing it right now!"
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"- Aw! That's so sweet. - We're a sweet, happy family."
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"I'm lactose intolerant."
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"I've been betrayed by my best friend."
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"Think about poor Tyler, bravely trying to hold back tears."
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"Cry!"
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"What could you possibly have to say for yourself?"
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"Something I should have told you a long time ago."
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"- So Betty is not your wife? - No."
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"Thank God! I do not like that woman."
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"but I hate that kid. "Tyler no likey.""
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"And those fake friends of yours out there, I just wanted to shoot myself."
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"So really, really, you're not mad?"
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"I love you no matter what."
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"Doesn't matter. I still love you."
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"And I just wanted to say to you,"
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"(SIGHS LOUDLY)"
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"- you don't root for Daniel-san? - Nope."
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"charming international bandit. At the end, he died hard."
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"Barney, check it,"
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"three blond babies drinking bad decision juice at 8 o'clock."
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"Nice rack radar."
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"- That's my wife. - No, I got to get going."
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"Seriously? But they're blond and drunk."
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"Asian with some boob."
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"I'm gonna hit the bathroom, then bail."
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"Okay, have you guys noticed Barney's been acting weird lately?"
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"- Sure. - Well, the other day,"
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"I saw him at that flower shop on 82nd buying roses."
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"- What? - Wait, now that you mention it,"
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"Barney did do something kind of odd at the office yesterday."
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"I'm thinking brunch, farmer's market, maybe a hike."
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"I love you, too. Bye."
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"I figured he was just talking to some girl he was trying to nail."
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"Wait, do you think it's possible that Barney Stinson has a girlfriend?"
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"Later."
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"Wait, Barney, hold on. Where are you going?"
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"Nowhere."
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"The beach. It's winter. Laser tag."
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"Home. Shut up. You're going somewhere."
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"Oh, my God. He's meeting her right now."
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"- Where is Barney going? - Yeah."
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"We're not even in Manhattan anymore."
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"Where's this girl live?"
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"We're talking about a woman who's actually gotten Barney Stinson to commit."
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"- What the hell are you guys doing here? - Where is she?"
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"- Who? - Your girlfriend."
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"Oh, hello."
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"Wow, you really don't have a type, do you?"
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"Ah... These are my friends. Ted, Marshall, Lily, Robin."
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"Guys, this is Loretta."
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"- My mom. - It's so nice to meet you."
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"I feel like I already know you all."
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"Aw! You call your mom every day?"
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"No. Mom!"
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"So that's what you were being all secretive about?"
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"You didn't want us to know you're a big old mama's boy."
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"Yep, you got me. Well, guess you guys can leave."
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"Oh!"
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"- Hello. - Hi."
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"Barney, who are all these people?"
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"Ted, Marshall, Lily, Robin, I'd like you to meet Betty,"
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"my wife."
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"And my son Tyler."
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"(BARNEY AND BETTY LAUGHING)"
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"Betty and I are gonna get dinner ready. There'll be plenty for everyone."
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"But remember, you,"
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"only one helping of meatloaf after what Dr. Grossbard said"
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"Guilty."
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"- I love you. - I love you, too."
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"- I love you three! - Get out of here, you little scamp!"
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"- So, I'll see you guys back at the bar? - What the hell, Barney?"
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"Okay, it's a long story."
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"As you know, my father had to leave my mom"
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"She had to raise my brother and me by herself."
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"And her only wish was for her sons"
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"not to wind up alone, like she was."
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"Then about seven years ago, she got really sick."
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"It looked like she wasn't going to make it."
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"So I decided to make her wish come true."
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"Mom, this is Betty."
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"We're engaged."
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"I hired an actress to play my fiancée "Betty.""
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"Her real name's Margaret."
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"She mostly does off-Broadway theater. Wonderful actress."
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"This close to a Tony. It's all who you know."
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"It's very political. I shouldn't get into it."
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"But there's one problem."
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"Betty has a slight tendency to go off-book."
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"- Just like you wanted. - That's wonderful."
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"I just wish I could've stuck around long enough for grandchildren."
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"I'm pregnant!"
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"And then my mom got better."
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"Which was miraculous. But it meant that I had to keep "Betty""
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"around and cast a kid to play my son Tyler."
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"This is crazy. You actually cast your own son?"
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"Well, for a while,"
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