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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"your aunt Robin was unemployed and a little bit adrift."
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"So she valued her friendship with Lily more than ever."
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"and suddenly she's like your best friend. You can't shut up about her."
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"And what are you currently designing?"
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"Who's gonna design it?"
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"Sven? Sven?"
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"revered for their bold, innovative designs. I hated those guys."
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"- Lame. - Pretentious."
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"So anyway, I say to Bilson..."
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"I know a fantastic American architect who would be perfect for the job."
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"BARNEY: And then we go up to the roof of the building and drink beer."
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"OLDER TED: It really did. You see, kids, when I became an architect,"
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""See that one? That one right there? That's mine. ""
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"This job was my opportunity to do just that."
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"- What's she turning, 19? - No. Believe me, this isn't her scene."
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"Lily! Over here, you sexy bitch! We've got bottle service!"
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"OLDER TED: What's a woo girl? Let me explain."
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"gets her name from the signature sound she makes."
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"Now, a "woo" can be elicited in many different ways."
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"(ALL WHOOPING)"
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"(WHOOPING)"
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"(ALL WHOOPING)"
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"Oh, my God, I was worried that I didn't feed the cat,"
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"(ALL WHOOPING)"
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"Why, Lily Aldrin, you sly minx."
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"Be careful, Lily. The world absolutely needs woo girls."
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"So would the body glitter industry and the stretch Hummer rental industry."
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"And when Brown Eyed Girl would come up on the jukebox,"
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"And Brown Eyed Girl."
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"The board decided to go with Sven."
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"I did everything I could to change their minds."
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"- That's not true. - Your nose just grew."
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"- I can woo. - That's not true."
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"Conference call. Now."
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"that is Goliath National Bank. Thank you, gentlemen."
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"And one more thing, don't look now!"
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"There is no way this building could be more awesome."
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"which, incidentally, if you knew anything about dinosaurs,"
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"after everything he's been through with Stella?"
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"I am a professional. Now, come on."
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"No. No. For two reasons."
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"(COOING)"
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"Hey."
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"Oh, my God, you guys. Last night, we raised $10,000 for my charity"
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"(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Oh, just doing the fun things you single girls do."
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"Is LL Cool J still doing things?"
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"(ALL WHOOPING)"
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"(ALL WHOOPING)"
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"Look at those girls, Lily."
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"(WHOOPING)"
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"(WHOOPING)"
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"And I promise I'll make more time for just us."
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"Hey, have you guys tried these purple hooter test tube shots?"
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"That's weird."
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"Look, Ted, your design was the best, and you deserve it."
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"- Well, you know. - Oh. Thank you, Barney."
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"What... I can't believe this."
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"Why'd you let me off the hook?"
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"At which point we tied Uncle Barney to the mechanical bull,"
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"- I love you, man. - Love you, too, buddy."
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"Three hours. That's a bar record."
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"OLDER TED: Kids, in the fall of 2008,"
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"Hey, so I hear Marshall has to work late on Friday."
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"You know what that means. Ladies' night."
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"Oh, actually one of the teachers at my school, Jillian,"
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"- is having a birthday party. - Oh, okay."
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"What?"
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"It's just, I've never even heard of this Jillian person before,"
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"Don't be jealous. You and I hang out all the time."
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"Yeah, but Marshall's always there."
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"We don't get a lot of quality time to talk, just the two of us."
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"That's not true."
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"So, we go to the..."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"...place. And then that guy asks about the thing with the stuff"
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"that I told you about at that place that time."
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"Long story short, events transpired."
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"Oh, my God. You and the guy from the mayor's office"
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"did it in the UN building under the desk of the ambassador from Zaire? Nice."
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"I just wish we could have some girl time."
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"I love Marshall, but he's always talk-blocking me."
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"So come out with me and Jillian then."
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"Okay, but I don't want to stay out too late because..."
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"Remember that thing last month after I went to the place?"
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"Well, you-know-who said it's fine, but she gave me some stuff."
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"You still got that yeast infection, huh?"
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"Marshall,"
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"- I want you to enjoy this moment. - What moment?"
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"The last moment of you and I being even slightly in competition"
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"for the title of Ted's best friend."
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"But all of that is about to change."
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"Ted, am I correct that you are an architect?"
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"My best friend would really know that, but go on."
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"Actually, we're renovating the new York Public Library."
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"- Wow, Ted, that's huge! - No, not the New York Public Library."
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"It's the new public library in York, North Dakota."
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"Their books are in two sections, fishing and non-fishing."
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"Then I think you are going to really like what happened at work today."
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"And so, while those bribes did destabilize the regime"
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"and caused the death of most of the royal family,"
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"it did lead to looser banking regulations in Rangoon."
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"So yay us. Okay, last order of business."
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"It's been decided we're going to move forward with plans"
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"for Goliath National Bank's new downtown headquarters."
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"We've already approached one firm about it."
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"This Swedish architecture collective called Sven."
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"OLDER TED: Sven was this Swedish architecture collective"
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""We're not a company. We're a collective.""
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"(IN FRENCH ACCENT) I know. "We are Swedish."
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""We are so cool with our baguettes and our Eiffel Tower.""
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"Dude, Sweden's not France. You know that, right?"
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"Oh, it's France."
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"Bilson, with all due respect..."
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"No, I stand up, and I say to Bilson..."
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"Bilson, with all due respect..."
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"Music. Imagine patriotic music playing."
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"Bilson, with all due respect, it would be terrible"
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"if a job that could go to a hard-working American architecture firm"
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"went to a bunch of French guys."
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