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Clips from Arrested Development (2003) - Check Mates (S05E05)

"I'm not gonna be able to run the family business with my son."
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"We could've brought this thing into the 21st century."
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"It would've been fun."
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"It sure would've been fun. Hey."
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"I guess now it's an office-closing gift,"
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"but take a look at this."
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"Your first paycheck at the banana stand. Look at that."
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"Oh, I just wanted to frame up"
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"the-- the first one as a reminder of the value"
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"of a-- an honest day's work."
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"It's funny, I don't remember getting"
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"-a paycheck from-- -You didn't."
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"No, I couldn't give this to you because you were underage."
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"In fact, I couldn't pay you, period, as an employee"
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"without getting in trouble with the government."
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"I think we had you coded as a topping."
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""Payment of two drums of dried George Michael.""
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"-"A cocoa-based, non-digestive... " -"Colorant.""
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"-I used to love those. -[Michael] Yeah."
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"-I still do, kiddo. -[chuckles softly]"
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"Well, maybe we're gonna end up together in the banana stand someday."
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"Mm. Well, there's always money in the banana stand."
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"-Right. -Where is that from?"
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"-Is that from something? -It's the only part of the business"
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"-that always turned a profit. -Right. Well, I know it did."
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"Although, I just-- I went through the books recently,"
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"-Wouldn't have been much. -Right, but it would've been something."
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"They would've had to have kept it. Let me see that check again."
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"-That is not our banana logo, is it? -[George Michael] No."
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"-Guess that's the bank's logo? -No."
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"That's an island."
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"This is a check from the Cayman Islands."
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"[Ron] It appeared there was at least one account"
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"-Michael hadn't been privy to. -[George Michael] I'll tell you what,"
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"it feels good to finally hold this check in my hands."
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"-Rip it up? -[Michael] No."
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"But, uh, give it to me. It's not even for you."
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"[Ron] George and Lucille, meanwhile,"
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"You were brilliant."
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"Wow. Three million dollars."
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"Three million!"
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"Oh, hey. How'd it go?"
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"-What are you doing here? -Oh, I asked him to come."
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"Dusty's an expert on Orient-- Uh..."
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"-Asian inscrutability. -Very good."
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"-So it went good? -[both] Oh."
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"Excellent. We told them we lost all their money,"
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"and they gave us $3 million."
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"[George Sr.] So, uh, what's the proper Asian response to that?"
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"-You can't keep it. -What?"
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"I lost this face when I was 65."
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"I'm keeping the money."
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"They gave it to you as a chance to regain your pride."
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"If you keep the money, they'll be mildly displeased"
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"But if you give it back to them, see, that's it, you're out."
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"Hard to hear, I know."
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"But there's freedom for you in the exchange."
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"-You said we'd get ice cream. -[Lucille gasps]"
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"-Um... -[door opens]"
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"[Ron] Meanwhile, Maeby was growing tired of her living conditions."
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"-[Maeby] Stan, turn down Wayne Brady! -I surely couldn't. [laughs]"
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"[troupe laughs]"
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"of doing things like Straightbait."
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"I just couldn't do another group [bleep] scene,"
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"Yes, but that turned out to be a travel and adventure store."
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"And we were squatting right in the middle of their summer two-for-one."
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"But that's when we met Buster, who told us where you were."
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"Guys, this is not an option."
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"These two aren't even our real family."
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"Besides, Stan's already getting suspicious of me as an old lady."
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"And I'm not gonna last much longer if I can't get rid of this guy."
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"[Murph] Oh, like-- like a boyfriend?"
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"'Cause you're rather quite attractive for an older lady."
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"[Tobias] That is your half-sister."
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"Okay, the party."
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"'Cause I was gonna say, does she have, like, a half-daughter?"
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"-Oh, that's not... -What is this?"
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"Voices up. [laughs]"
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"[in high-pitched voice] Enchanté."
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"Is that why you wanted me to go?"
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"[Ron] And caught with nowhere to hide,"
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"she decided to tell the truth."
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"Yes. They are."
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"I shall pack my things."
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"[Maeby] Well, that was a freebie."
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"Now I just gotta figure out how to get rid of you guys."
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"[troupe laughs]"
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"-Group hug. -No. I don't want to..."
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"Hug. Hug. Hug, DeBrie. Group hug."
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"[troupe giggles]"
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"[Ron] And while Maeby had finally accepted her family,"
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"Michael was ready to investigate his."
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"[Michael] Where are you, banana stand money?"
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""There's always money in the banana stand.""
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"That's gotta be from South Park."
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"[Ron] Back at the office, the employees were growing restless."
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"Which one is getting suspicious?"
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"Yeah, I think all of them."
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""What should we be working on?" Stuff like that."
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"I hate "What should we be working on?""
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""Know what? We need you to invent Fakeblock.""
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"The minute you say that..."
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"Yeah. I mean, isn't this why we hired a president?"
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"You know what these people need?"
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"A little leadership and a little inspiration."
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"So go give it to 'em. There you go."
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"-Wait, me? Well, I don't... -[Maeby] Get out there."
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"Hey, guys."
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"-Yo. -[man] Hey."
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"All right, question:"
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"How many of you wake up with a knot in your stomach?"
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"Right. Me, too."
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"But I like to think of that knot in my stomach"
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"as a little ball of energy."
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"You know, it keeps me frightened"
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"when I should be calm."
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"It pumps adrenaline through my veins"
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"when ordinary blood is what I need."
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"But, you know, all of these things can create a winning spirit."
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"One that I would like for all of you to share in."
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