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Clips from Arrested Development (2003) - Check Mates (S05E05)

"So that we can turn those knots in our stomach"
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"into why-nots."
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"-[employees murmur in approval] -You know?"
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"People say there-- there's no such thing"
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"as privacy on the Internet."
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"-Well, why not? -Why not?"
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"-[man 2] Yeah. -Right."
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"People say no one can build"
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"-Why not? -[employees] Why not?"
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"And, you know, people say you shouldn't start a company"
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"without cracking the technology"
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"that supports the flagship product of the company."
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"For obvious reasons."
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"-Well, why not? -[employees] Why not?"
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"And what if you find out you're never gonna get paid,"
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"there is no product, and you're like,"
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""Well, we can't let him get away with this.""
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"[Ron] That may have been a step too far."
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"But it wouldn't matter,"
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"because Maeby had just gotten some good news."
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"Sorry, um, we-- we did it."
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"-What? -We just sold Fakeblock."
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"-What? -Yeah."
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"-We sold it? Uh, how much? -Yeah."
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"Three million dollars."
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"-Three million dollars? -[Maeby] Yeah."
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"That's way more than Rebel was ever offering."
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"There's no way she can be mad at me."
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"Who cares if she's mad at you or not?"
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"-We did it. We are geniuses. -[George Michael] I can stop lying to Dad."
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"I mean, I feel bad for the new owner."
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"It's bogus software. I mean, what if it bankrupts them?"
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"Oh, click."
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"who's obviously incredibly rich and has $3 million to drop"
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"on a .wav file that's just the sound of a piece of wood."
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"[George Michael, laughing] You know..."
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"We had those checks issued to you,"
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"and you're thinking, "We want to cash those checks.""
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"-Well, why not? -[employees] Why not?"
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"Why the hell not?"
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"-Cash those checks. -[employees whoop]"
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"-Hello, hello. -[gasps] There he is,"
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"the man of the hour!"
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"You all right, Mom?"
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"I'm just happy to see you."
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"That's what's off."
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"How was that meeting with the Chinese investors?"
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"It was fantastic. I mean,"
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"it was-- it was great. Thank you."
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"The truth came out of my mouth as easy as any lie I could've thought of."
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"[George Sr.] She was so believable."
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"I thought she was lying."
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"I swear, I think my nose got smaller."
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"Well, wouldn't have been the first time."
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"The wall is off, and we are out of that contract."
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"Everything is good."
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"-And we can start over. -That's so great."
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"That's so great. That's just... It's perfect."
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"You-- You know, you guys"
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"finally discovered the value of telling the truth."
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"I just-- I wish that you had learned that"
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"before you lied to me."
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"Can you be more specific with that?"
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"-There's been a number of lies. -[Michael] Sure."
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"When you told me that this company was bankrupt."
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"-But we are bankrupt, Michael. -[George Sr.] Flat broke."
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"But the family business is still alive, and the Bluths are back."
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"-We are bigger and better than ever. -[Michael] Okay."
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"I dug a little bit deeper, and I found some extra capital."
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"Really? That's fantastic."
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"-But how much? -Yeah."
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"Hey, um... Oh, everybody's here."
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"-Hi. -I was hoping to talk to you for a minute."
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"I have something I want to discuss with you, too."
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"I was just gonna call down, have you come up."
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"Mine is private. It's business-related."
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"Well, this is a business conference room. Why don't you share it here?"
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"-[sighs] -You might as well just tell him."
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"-I sold Fakeblock. -[Ron] And as George Michael"
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"prepared himself for his father's disappointment..."
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"You what?"
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"That's so great!"
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"-You're not disappointed? -Disappointed?"
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"-And we got three mil for it. -Come on."
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"You sold your first business, and you got three million?"
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"[shrieks] Three mil? That is such great news!"
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"Mr. Big Business, sold your company. How do you feel?"
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"To be honest, I feel incredibly relieved."
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"I'm glad I stuck it out and didn't declare bankruptcy."
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"It's been a tremendous pressure on us."
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"-but I'm glad I'm back at zero. -[George Sr.] We're both at zero."
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"All that burden on your shoulders."
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"No one to help you. A little baby Atlas."
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"-Oh, is that how you see me? -Hmm? Oh, doesn't matter."
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"Hey, I got an announcement to make myself, okay?"
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"Find a little extra money, put it in a Bluth."
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"I bought Fakeblock."
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"[Maeby] No, um..."
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"I bought you! I had to use a shell company because I knew"
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"and I wasn't gonna have that."
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"You bought Fakeblock? This is..."
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"This is a dream come true, is it not?"
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"-of our software. -[Michael] Mm-hmm, sure. Listen,"
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"I'm not gonna get involved in any of that tech stuff,"
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"at the Search campus. But I'm not gonna start coding,"
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"You understand?"
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"-[George Michael] I thought it was over. -You thought it was over."
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"Look how emotional he is, huh?"
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"Listen, that's why I stepped in. Fakeblock ain't going nowhere."
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"[Ron] But while Michael enjoyed that the news made his son so happy,"
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"he was even more eager to see it do the opposite"
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"-to his parents. -Where'd you find that three million?"
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"In your banana stand slush fund."
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"I mean, I-- I know that you have been"
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"ripping us off with money for years, but $3 million?"
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"-Shh. -That's not our money, Michael."
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"Listen to me. That money was given"
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"to us by the Chinese so we could give it back to them."
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"It was face-saving money."
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"And now you've spent it, and on what?"
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