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Clips from Family Guy - Shanksgiving (S18E18)

"Hup! Hup!"
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"Hup! Hup! Hup!"
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"(both panting)"
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"I think it's still stuck."
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"Lot of narration."
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"It's like opening a table with Ken Burns."
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"Um, why don't you go easy on that stuff?"
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"This "stuff" is the only thing stopping you"
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"from getting so karate-chopped right now."
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"Okay, big pull, on three."
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"All right, one, two, three."
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"Hup!"
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"It's this one side, it's just stuck."
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"I know it's stuck!"
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"Are there voices you're hearing shouting, "It's not stuck"?"
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"'Cause if you hear any argument"
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"from anybody who says it isn't stuck,"
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"you send them to me, and I will so karate-chop them in the face!"
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"Got it?!"
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"I'm not sure that that's..."
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"What?! What aren't you sure about?"
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"Hup!"
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"Hup! Hup! Hup!"
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"Hey, Chris. Table looks stuck."
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"Oh, really? "Sky blue," says star witness."
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"You know what's crazy about this time of year?"
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"Everything is pumpkin spice."
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"We all follow your Twitter feed, Joe."
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"God, Thanksgiving is such a pain in the ass."
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"I hate hosting."
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"I hear you, Peter. I hate Thanksgiving, too."
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"Bonnie's sister is married to a real show-off."
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"(motor whirring)"
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"It's just Joe. I think you know that."
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"My Thanksgiving's also a nightmare."
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"Donna's cousins are two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Toné!"
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"-Which ones? -The "E" and the "I.""
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"That is correct."
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"We lack the alpha Tony."
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"Last year I spent Thanksgiving with my old blow-up sex dolls."
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"Here you go, Carla."
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"See? We can do other things together."
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"How's the turkey? I made it myself."
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"Oh, don't look so surprised."
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"Ah. Someone's getting sleepy."
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"I'll put a pot of coffee on."
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"Janet, coffee? Carla, coffee?"
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"Dina, coffee? Sasha, coffee?"
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"Dad, coffee?"
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"I wish I had given you more siblings, Glenn."
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"You know, sometimes I envy the guys in the town jail."
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"They get a turkey dinner on Quahog"
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"and don't have the hassle of hosting their families."
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"Well, yeah, but they're in prison."
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"Nah, jail isn't prison. Prison is big and scary."
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"Jail is just a sleeping deputy with keys that can be grabbed"
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"by a long broom handle or a mischievous dog."
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"Do black people ever go to jail?"
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"No. They go to prison."
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"Well, maybe going to jail is what we should do."
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"We'll commit a small crime"
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"and get put in jail for a couple days."
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"-That's insane! -Peter, Peter, you're crazy!"
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"-Ridiculous! -Unconscionable! -Lump Monkeys!"
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"-Have you lost your mind? -That's crazy! -Lump Monkeys!"
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"All right, Joe, there's chaos at the top."
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"Time to step up and be the leader"
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"-of this group of friends. -PETER: Lump Monkeys!"
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"Guys, what if we all go to Vermont?"
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"Let's just do Peter's thing."
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"Okay, if we want to get arrested,"
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"the best way to do it is to get caught on the Ring app"
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"stealing people's packages."
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"I think this is probably enough."
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"I don't know exactly what this is,"
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"but this... this is crime."
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"MAN: Swanson!"
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"Police Superintendent Chalmers."
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"My brother is superintendent of the schools in Springfield."
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"Our parents divorced when we were very young."
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"I was raised entirely by our mother,"
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"We've never met. There's a lot of backstory."
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"And you four are under arrest."
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"I can't believe the plan worked."
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"Here we are, the city jail."
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"You guys think you're the first ones to have this idea?"
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"The jail's already full of dads getting out of Thanksgiving."
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"Well, if we're not going to Quahog jail,"
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"The only place where there's room for the weekend:"
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"the state penitentiary."
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"You guys thinking what I'm thinking?"
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"Hey, uh, are my friends coming?"
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"No, they're all calling lawyers."
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"You used your one call on this party photo booth guy."
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"Eh, we'll see who has more fun this weekend."
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"Yeah, it just doesn't seem right."
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"We're in here, and everyone on Wall Street"
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"is free as a bird."
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"Joe, now is not the time for your bland political musings."
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"This sucks. The courts are closed for Thanksgiving,"
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"which means we can't even go before a judge till Monday."
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"That's five whole days here."
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"What the hell are we gonna do?"
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"All right, that one was sharp. Good job, Joe."
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"And you know, maybe-maybe prison won't be so bad."
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"Maybe we just gotta make the best of it."
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"Like those guys over there. Look."
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"They're playing leapfrog. No one's jumping, though."
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"And that guy in the back definitely has to get up higher."
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"Who taught these guys how to play?"
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"Peter, please stop watching it."
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"Guys, I think we're in trouble here."
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"Come on, we're gonna be fine."
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"Joe, you should be more terrified than any of us."
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"What if someone figures out you're a cop?"
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"It's not gonna happen. I spent years undercover."
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"I'm a master of disguise."
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"What? You're in a wheelchair."
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"You can't disguise yourself as anything."
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"(imitating Chris): Is that so, Dad?"
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