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Clips from Family Guy - Shanksgiving (S18E18)

"ANNOUNCER: Only on Fox."
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"¶ On which we used to rely? ¶"
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"And don't forget The J. Tory Hampton Show on Traxx."
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"Comeuppance on LFR America."
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"Probably no one."
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"like a manic the last couple weeks?"
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"Do you, son? Okay, on three."
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"Everyone sees it's stuck!"
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"-Wendell. -COMPUTER VOICE: Joseph."
Family Guy
"Well, at least you guys celebrate with your families."
Family Guy
"Must be the tryptophan."
Family Guy
"-Peter, that's ridiculous. -H-H-Hear me out, hear me out."
Family Guy
"I forgot to steal the package."
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"he by our father."
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"(all gasp)"
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"What's going on? Why aren't we stopping?"
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"where are we going?"
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"(upbeat music playing)"
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"¶ ¶"
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"Well, if we're congress, we'll do nothing."
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"It's not serious."
Family Guy
"His mother thinks it's her wedding."
Family Guy
"You have prison pen pals?"
Family Guy
"¶ To pick up a pen, like my pal Kal Penn ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ To my pal Big Ben who is locked in the pen ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Dah, dah, dah-dah-dah ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Kal Penn. ¶"
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"-Who was that for? -What are you talking about?"
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"Well, well, well."
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"Come on, guys, let's avoid confrontation."
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"Nobody calls me chicken."
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"-Peter, no! -(blows landing)"
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"and we're not gonna survive three more minutes."
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"Our friend is very political."
Family Guy
"Tomorrow is the start of Prison Rush Week."
Family Guy
"(indistinct chatter)"
Family Guy
"Man, getting in a gang"
Family Guy
"is gonna be harder than I thought."
Family Guy
"What gang is this?"
Family Guy
"We're the Not Cops."
Family Guy
"-Si. -Muy loco."
Family Guy
"I meant my gang. We're looking for members."
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"-I-I bet you'd fit right in. -Really?"
Family Guy
"This is prison."
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"(indistinct chatter)"
Family Guy
"Come on, there's got to be a way you'll let me in the gang"
Family Guy
"We thought it might be fun"
Family Guy
"Okay, ready?"
Family Guy
"(chuckles): Okay. It's a show."
Family Guy
"It's about seven castaways. There's a professor"
Family Guy
"-Poirot! -No."
Family Guy
"No, it's not. It's about a Belgian detective."
Family Guy
"-(screams) -Sorry, Quagmire."
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"LOIS: I am here, Peter."
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"Can you ever forgive me?"
Family Guy
"Peter, who was that?"
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"But, Peter, you're in here till next week."
Family Guy
"Hi, I'm the warden"
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"who just stabbed the warden and stole his clothes."
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"which means you get to leave wiser and happier."
Family Guy
"Sex doll!"
Family Guy
"PETER: You're ruining a smart joke."
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"Mr. and Mrs. Clint Beltran!"
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"("At Last" by Etta James playing)"
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"(guests cheer)"
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"¶ At last ¶"
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"Are you ready for the new season of Family Guy?"
Family Guy
"(gasps) Can you give me a moment?"
Family Guy
"See all-new episodes Sundays, and check out our other Fox programs--"
Family Guy
"Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons and Bless the Harts."
Family Guy
"¶ But where are those good old-fashioned values ¶"
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"¶ All the things that make us ¶"
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"ANNOUNCER: Coming this winter: actors who don't look familiar"
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"in shows you're pretty sure you've never heard of"
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"on networks you've definitely never heard of."
Family Guy
"First, it's The Marriage Man on Geego Audience Prime Plus."
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"Then Frenemy on Goldstar."
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"Lump Monkeys on Forge."
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"Tattle Babies on Blitz Kids."
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"And Snapchatters on Perspire."
Family Guy
"Who's watching them?"
Family Guy
"Are they comedies or dramas?"
Family Guy
"Turn your office watercooler"
Family Guy
"into a modern-day Tower of Babel."
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"-The Marriage Man! -Frenemy! -Lump Monkeys!"
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"-Snapchatters! -The J. Tory Hampton Show! -Lump Monkeys!"
Family Guy
"(shouting continues)"
Family Guy
"Gay Paree!"
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER: TV: what a mess."
Family Guy
"Hi, everybody."
Family Guy
"You know how I've been dieting"
Family Guy
"Aw, damn it, that means we're having people over."
Family Guy
"We're having people over!"
Family Guy
"I just got off the phone with my mom,"
Family Guy
"and all the Pewterschmidts are coming here for Thanksgiving."
Family Guy
"I can't believe you invited the whole family."
Family Guy
"You know I hate big Thanksgivings."
Family Guy
"Don't worry, Peter, it's gonna be fun."
Family Guy
"And I can handle most of the prep myself."
Family Guy
"I just need you to go to the market"
Family Guy
"and get some extra napkins."
Family Guy
"-That's not so bad. -Oh. Pick up some wine for the adults."
Family Guy
"-I can do that. -A-And put the extra leaf in the dining room table."
Family Guy
"(bleep)"
Family Guy
"Oh, stop it. It's so simple."
Family Guy
"Yeah, right. That table ain't been opened in five years."
Family Guy
"It'll be fine. Just don't drink while you do it."
Family Guy
"And for God's sake, don't lose your temper with Chris."
Family Guy
"All right, one, two, three."
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"Hup!"
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"(metal screeches)"
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"One more time."
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"Hup!"
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"(metal screeches)"
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"Okay, all right, bend the knees."
Family Guy
"Let's give it a good pull."
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"-Hup! -(metal screeches)"
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"Yeah, I think one side is stuck."
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"One, two, three."
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"-Hup! -(metal screeches)"
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