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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Toy Drive (S05E05)

"Nice, nice. Okay."
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"And, Sandra, what do you really like about Jerry?"
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"Well, let's see."
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"Okay, got it. I'll just underline nice."
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"Now, Jerry, what do you like about Sandra?"
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"She's great."
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"Aww."
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"Excuse me, where do you keep your Transformers?"
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"Oh, and while you're over there,"
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"maybe consider buying a toy"
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"Oh, I would, but I already donated"
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"What? The Samaritans are here?"
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"Or you'd just be helping some underprivileged kids."
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"Okay, the toys are back there and to the left."
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"That's why we're not getting any donations."
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"The Samaritans are out there"
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"sucking up all the guilty consciences."
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"You know, technically,"
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"they need my permission to be here."
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"Exactly, this isn't a charity free-for-all,"
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"although I do like the Samaritans."
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"They do great work. I'm a fan, really."
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"- Oh, just kick them out already. - Yep,"
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"Yep, they gotta go."
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"Hi, I'm Amy Sosa, store manager."
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"Hi. Kyle Sawyer, generosity manager."
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"So I think it's great you're..."
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"I gotta give 'em the bell, Amy."
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"People give, they want bell."
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"Huh, right, yeah."
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"So, look, I think it's great you're out here,"
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"Well, I have permission."
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"I sent you an email last month."
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"Oh, yep, here we go."
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"I said I wanted to come down and collect donations today,"
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"and you responded, quote, "Sounds great!""
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"See, little... exclamation point there."
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"Uh-huh, okay."
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"and I'm already here so..."
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"We're doing a toy drive inside for our friend,"
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"So could you maybe just come back another day?"
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"I mean, look, this is your mistake."
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"Uh, I was trying to be nice, but this is over."
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"You need to leave now."
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"No! Well, yes, but..."
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"it's just... it's a bad day for him to be here."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"for poor people to eat."
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"Ugh, okay, you know what?"
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"It's fine. You can stay."
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"I bet they sell everything for more"
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"than it cost them and keep the profit."
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"We didn't start that."
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"That's... that's what all stores do."
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"[bouncy instrumental music]"
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"He called you a bad manager just because you asked him"
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"So why'd you let him stay?"
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"Well, I mean, you know, even though he's in the wrong."
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"I mean, obviously just a maniac,"
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"it just kinda seemed like bad karma"
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"It's gonna be fine."
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"We just have to find a way to get"
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"Maybe we should humanize it."
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"You could tell 'em your story."
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"Talk to the customers? Gross."
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"Yeah, he's been through enough."
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"[musician singing]"
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"Donate to our toy drive and get a free $5 gift card!"
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"It's good for anything in the store,"
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"Donate to the St. Louis Samaritans!"
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"We give people money for food instead of toys they can't eat."
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"I just want you to know that if you donate inside,"
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"Hey, what the hell?"
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"You stole my mark?"
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"- Okay. - Foul on the play."
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"- We can just... - Step right up and give!"
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"- You're being very aggressive! - Hey!"
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"That's a rental."
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"Well, we don't allow street performers out here,"
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"so you'll just have to come get it at the end of the day."
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"Wow, that guy..."
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"I was seriously thinking about punching him for you."
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"Colleen's gonna be so jealous when you Instagram this."
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"Look at how much better off you are without her."
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"You're happy, totally jacked."
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"She's gonna feel so sorry she dumped you."
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"If she dumped me."
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"You need to move on."
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"You should have some rebound sex."
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"Oh, Carol, do you want to have sex with Garrett?"
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"No, no, no, no."
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"Oh, um, I'm really just focusing"
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"on myself these days, so..."
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"Oh, no, okay, well, that was not a real offer,"
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"Not much to know."
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"They're two people who look alike"
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"That's what I'm worried about,"
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"The more time I spend with them,"
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"the more I'm starting to think"
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"that they're each just marrying the first person"
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"who was nice to them."
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"Eh, so what?"
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"You're an officiant, not a marriage counselor."
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"I took an oath for my ordination."
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"I ticked a box and clicked next."
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"You know, at this point, I think"
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"all we should be worried about is keeping them"
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"from having kids."
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"Well, probably won't end up using that one,"
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"Yeah, don't you remember when we gave pretzels away"
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"What do you want?"
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"Well, look, I'm sorry about earlier."
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"I brought a little peace offering for you."
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"- Oh, okay, well, thank you. - Oh, oh, oh."
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"Just this one."
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"You're donating one Army Man."
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"Go ahead, give it a few "pews.""
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"Mateo, give him his gift card."
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"That's great, thank you."
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"Ooh, and I will also be donating this."
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