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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Toy Drive (S05E05)

"No, you don't get a gift card"
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"for every stupid little Army Man."
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"Wow!"
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"No, no! I support the troops."
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"Ah... Especially the American ones."
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"Okay, sir, I'm sorry."
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"It's just one gift card per customer."
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"Hmm, weird, doesn't say that on the flyer."
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"Well, no, but that's just..."
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"Kinda sounds like you made another mistake."
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"Between this and the emails, I mean,"
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"how did you become manager?"
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"You win it in a raffle or something?"
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"- and then backed out of it. - No, no."
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"I did not. I didn't, I..."
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"what I said was that the idea of him being here"
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"sounded great."
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"And that's different?"
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"Look, just admit you're bad at your job,"
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"and I'll be on my merry way."
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"[laughs] Um, no."
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"No, I'm not gonna admit that,"
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"because I didn't do anything wrong."
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"Thank you so much. Ooh, $5 gift card."
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"Can I have my gift card, please?"
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"I think I'm gonna be taking the rest of the gift cards,"
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"to be honest."
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"That's a gift card."
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"And that'll be a gift card, there."
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"This'll be a gift card for sure."
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"Hi, happy holidays."
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"Oh, I am very familiar with your guidelines."
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"No signage larger than 11x18."
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"which I've had notarized just in case."
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"Ooh, notarized. You mind if I touch the seal?"
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"- [whistles] - Mm-hmm, you're telling me."
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"you don't appear to be in any dress code violation,"
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"no gang colors, no visible swastifications,"
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"Oh, well, yeah, you know, St. Louis."
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"If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes."
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"Nice. Wait five minutes."
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"It's a true thing."
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"You know what?"
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"I find, like, $8 a day. It's no big deal."
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"Wait five minutes. [Laughs]"
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"You gave him money?"
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"He told a great joke about the weather."
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"- and then he'll leave. - No!"
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"- I'm not wrong. - Right."
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"Nobody thinks you think you're wrong,"
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"but Mateo kinda needs this toy drive to go well."
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"but I have my own kids to buy toys for."
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"- It's not personal. - I didn't think it was."
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"Okay, fine, it's a little personal."
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"What kind of organization hires a guy like that anyway?"
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"I mean, I bet this whole Samaritans thing"
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"is just a big scam."
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"Yeah, like those charities that send someone a cow"
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"a bite out of their TV and, like,"
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"You know what's a scam?"
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"Those hot Marines on Facebook."
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"Don't send them money till you have the nudes."
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"That's good advice."
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"my church makes it super easy."
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"They take money straight out of my bank account,"
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"so I don't even have to think about"
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"whether I can afford to give that month."
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"You don't even have to give money to make a difference."
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"Don't you have to grow your hair really long?"
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"No, anytime I get a trim,"
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"I just sweep it into an envelope"
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"and mail it to the hospital."
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"You send them tiny bits of your hair?"
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"What do they do with that?"
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"Whatever they want, Amy. It's their hair now."
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"- Aww. - We're getting off-track."
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"The point is that this guy is a jerk,"
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"and we need to take him down."
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"Uh-huh, yeah, and this is all"
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"Yes, of course!"
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"Kids love revenge!"
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"♪ They say I walk like a king ♪"
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"I can turn it up."
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"Sorry! This is where we're storing"
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"our fertilizer today."
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"What is this you're sprinkling?"
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"Don't worry about it."
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"Hi. Do good, feel good."
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"Guys, you're freaking everybody out."
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"♪ Look at me now, count me down ♪"
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"♪"
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"The friendly non-ghost, and guess what?"
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"She never even got my texts because her phone"
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"was in her car and her car got towed."
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"Oh."
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"it didn't work 'cause it had overheated."
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"Oh, that sucks."
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"Like the greenhouse effect?"
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"made up the greenhouse effect."
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"What's that? It's established science?"
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"Oh, okay. Turns out, it's science, so..."
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"- Cool. - No, don't use that tone."
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"It's true, okay? We're good."
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"She just has to go out of town for a minute"
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"because her dad's in a play,"
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"Great, that's awesome."
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"Why wouldn't I believe it?"
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"So I got us a little privacy."
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"to take a good, long look at Jerry,"
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"then close your eyes"
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"and imagine he's dead."
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"Aww."
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"- I'm okay, Sandra. - No, you're not."
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"You're dead."
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"Now, imagine that you're talking to someone"
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"who never met Jerry."
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"How would you describe him?"
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"Um, he was..."
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"And you can't say nice."
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"Asian American?"
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