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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Toy Drive (S05E05)

"Sorry, this is where we're storing"
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"So I just got off the phone with Colleen."
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"And when she finally got her phone back,"
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"No, no, it's true because of the windows."
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"made up the greenhouse effect?"
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"Uh, hello, climatologists?"
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"My coworker thinks my girlfriend"
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"but she's gonna reach out as soon as she gets back."
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"Stop it, I can tell you don't believe it."
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"'Cause it's highly improbable!"
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"Okay, Sandra, I want you"
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"Jesus, do I have to do everything?"
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"[door slams]"
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"He just really knows where to kiss soft"
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"I had a great teacher."
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"- Amy, how's my hair? - I'm not brushing it again."
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"something from what we already have."
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"For me, editing is the final stage"
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"of the writing process."
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"Thanks again."
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"Whose side are you on?"
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"'Tis the season, dicks."
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"Technically, you donated them to me."
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"Well, technically, you can suck it!"
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"- [grunts] - Hey."
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"Stop stealing from our charity, crazy people."
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"- Ah! - Go, go, go."
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"Over my dead body!"
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"♪"
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"Samaritans rule! [Laughs]"
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"Bad. I mean, real, real bad."
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"Look at this totally fake picture"
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"of her and some hot guy at a concert."
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"- [laughs] - Yeah, I saw that."
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"Um, well, I like when Jerry cooks me my favorite meal."
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"This sucks."
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"he was with Happy Tots?"
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"If there's one thing people say about me,"
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"it's that I'm obsessed with serving the community."
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"When we open our hearts to giving,"
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"we lift each other up."
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"Should I start over?"
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"And again, Mateo,"
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"we want the judge to see you as a humanitarian,"
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"so maybe it doesn't help if you keep"
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"calling people dummies and human toilets."
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"Okay, let's just take it from the top."
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"Hi, I'm Mateo Liwanag,"
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"American, influencer, philanthropist,"
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"and I'm truly honored to be serving the community"
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"by running a toy drive"
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"for a charity that's near and dear to my heart."
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"River City Happy Tots."
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"Tots?"
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"I mean, are we even allowed to call them that?"
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"I don't think the kids care."
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"Oh, kids. [Chuckles]"
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"I thought you meant tots like little people."
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"You can just edit that out, right?"
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"Oh, yeah, I didn't even press record this time."
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"[upbeat music]"
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"[bouncy instrumental music]"
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"Um, Glenn, I wanted to ask..."
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"sorry, is this... am I loud enough?"
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"Yeah, I think so."
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"Okay, well, Jerry and I"
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"were wondering if you could marry us."
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"You want me to officiate at your wedding?"
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"Sandra, I gave you a long list of better options!"
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"For a small fee, we can get Tay Zonday."
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"The guy who sings "Chocolate Rain"?"
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"We want Glenn. He's always been there for us."
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"When Jerry was in the hospital, he was the only person"
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"Oh, my God, Sandra, I can't..."
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"I can't even begin to s..."
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"This is who you want speaking at your wedding?"
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"Why can't we just grab toys from the store"
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"is frowned upon in immigration cases"
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"Oh, here we go. We got a live one."
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"A book? [Chuckles]"
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"Come on, that's just mean."
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"Go."
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"our nontoxic, organic cotton pillows."
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"Also enjoy wondering what we put in the other pillows."
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"Hey, so what's the latest with Operation"
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"to Ruin Her Life Forever?"
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"Well, she's been pretty busy,"
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"Oh, okay, well, let me know when you're gonna dump her"
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"I'm thinking maybe, I don't know, a two-way mirror,"
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"or I cut some holes in a newspaper."
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"Smart."
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"So you're stretching it out with Colleen"
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"so you can keep dating her?"
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"Well, that's a plus, but it's actually true."
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"She's just been swamped at work."
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"Everyone here is always texting."
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"and I don't even know if that's a show or a fire."
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"Oh, I mean, well, we text a little bit"
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"but mostly just, like, funny memes"
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"Hmm."
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"[sighs] I'm sorry, Garrett,"
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"but she ghosted you."
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"What? No she didn't."
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"Look at all those unanswered texts."
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"Trust me."
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"You know how, like, sometimes, you have a fish,"
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"but then, like, you decide that you don't want"
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"and put it in the closet?"
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"That's what she's doing to you."
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"No, things are good."
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"because her aunt got sick,"
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"and so I just figure she's busy dealing with that right now."
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"Um..."
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"Check it out, I've already got"
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"my official ordination license"
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"from 5-minute-minister.net"
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"- Oh, cool. - Got your name and everything."
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"Now, first, I need to get to know you better as a couple."
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"So how would you describe your relationship?"
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"It's really nice."
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